If god praises religious hate crimes. Maybe the title will help. IS H JEALOUS GOD? MEL EMS!. Not going to lie, if I were offered a chance to go to an Amusement park with Hitler, I would probably say yes.
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If god praises religious hate crimes

Maybe the title will help

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Submitted: 08/13/2013
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User avatar #8 - enkmaster (08/14/2013) [-]
Not going to lie, if I were offered a chance to go to an Amusement park with Hitler, I would probably say yes.
#10 to #8 - caseris (08/14/2013) [-]
The question is more, who would not?
User avatar #9 to #8 - phunkyzilla (08/14/2013) [-]
what if he asked you to **** on him though?
User avatar #6 - dirtydollar (08/14/2013) [-]
hah god is morgan freeman, why am i not surprised
User avatar #5 - fireprincess ONLINE (08/14/2013) [-]
Even If God praised religious hate crimes, why would he bring Hitler back? I mean Jews are his chosen people. I don't think he'd be very pleased with Hitler. Just saiyan.

Inb4 buzzkillington
User avatar #11 to #5 - bertjeuh (08/14/2013) [-]
I do know that there are certain holes in my "joke" (like that Hitler didn't kill in the name of God either), but that's not the point. The thing I was trying to point out, was the fact that many religions have killed in the name of God (many still do), and believe it's justified maybe even admirable (even though most holy books say something like: don't ******* kill).

That makes it pretty retarded and I wanted to try to make light of it, by pointing to Hitler (known for his hate crimes).

By the way: the only thing that makes Hitler different, from say, someone like Pope Urban II (the guy who started the crusades) was that he didn't do it in the name of God (and the Christians during the crusades actually also killed jews (look it up) because they weren't the real people of God)...

#4 - anonymous (08/14/2013) [-]
now i know why orson welles ate his fat ass to death
User avatar #2 - fulksa (08/14/2013) [-]
Wow I didn't see the words at first. I thought it was raining shapes lol
User avatar #3 to #2 - sladee (08/14/2013) [-]
you opened my eyes
#1 - anonymous (08/13/2013) [-]
I'd hang with 'ol Addy. He was a pretty cool guy.
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