Who was potato?. . Christian couple maintains abstinence through first two years of marriage as "taa TOPEKA - Jon and Darla Crocker, who dutifully abstained fro
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Who was potato?

Christian couple maintains abstinence through
first two years of marriage
as "taa
TOPEKA - Jon and Darla Crocker, who dutifully
abstained from sex during their courtship,
have remained abstinent after marriage and plan to
do so indefinitely.
If it was holy before, it must be
afterwards," Darla says.
They have now completed 25 months of marriage
without any sexual contact, going about their normal
lives, jobs and social calendar with no hint of
relational strain.
Sometimes after dinner they will kiss in the kitchen
and "start having bedroom thoughts," Darla says, but
they never fail to pull back. Darla breaks away to
spray cool, misted water on her face. Jon eats a whole raw potato to take himself out of the mood.
They don' t know when they' ll finally break the pledge, and they feel no pressure. After abstaining so
long before marriage, ‘fa few extra years is nothing," says Darla.
Of course, we don' t lord it over any other couple who decides to have sex after marriage, but for us
it' s about staying faithful to the abstinence message and the holiness involved with that," says Jon
who seems unbothered. "For us, true love waits, and waits, and waits." -
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Submitted: 08/13/2013
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#13 - inxtcy (08/13/2013) [-]
Anything that keeps people like this from reproducing works for me.
User avatar #7 - Maroon ONLINE (08/13/2013) [-]
I don't get it, what exactly are they waiting for? It kinda loses meaning once you're married because at that point what the **** is keeping you from sex?
#16 - awildniglet (08/14/2013) [-]
Proof that many Christians do not actually read the **** that they're supposed to believe in
#15 - nylak (08/14/2013) [-]
God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it.”
- Genesis 1:28a

Isn't the ENTIRE point of marriage, in the Christian sense, to **** like rabbits and pop out babies? I'm so confused.
#17 - fefe (02/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Or....maybe they're asexual? You do need to have sex to be married and feel a deep, romantic connection with someone. Maybe they feel like coming out as asexual would be an embarrassment or something. Or they think it'll just be easier to claim celibacy than asexuality because so many people don't understand it. If it works for them, it works.
#14 - fefe (08/13/2013) [-]
Potatoes are related to the nightshade family. If not properly cooked you can be poisoned by the toxins in potatoes. The guy must know this, so he is trying to kill himself very slowly.
#11 - danruaul (08/13/2013) [-]
when they finally **** it's gonna be like holy holy holy.
#1 - fefe (08/13/2013) [-]
He wouldn't say waits and waits and waits if he truly felt it was good. He is slowly dying inside and will have an affair if he isn't already
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