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FIT: The worst joke you' ever heard.
I had this in a Giant book injokes once.
Wwhats big, red, and eats rocks?
big red rock eater
iam This was a genuine ******* published joke book. I have never been more disappoint in my
entire life
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Submitted: 08/11/2013
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User avatar #3 - dildobangings (08/11/2013) [-]
>be me
>out 3 years of age
>family making jokes at table
>joke in my head
>alpha mode initiate
>stand on chair
>clear my throat
>say "why did the cat go out in the snow"
>finish with " cuz it did "
>no one laughs
>sit down thinking im a 'boss'
>joke for rest of my life
#11 - SonofChuck (08/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me when I'm five   
>"Hey Mom and Dad, want to hear a joke?"   
>"Sure!"   
>"What color is the sky?"   
>"Blue."   
>"No purple, BWAAHHHHAAAAAAAA"
>Be me when I'm five
>"Hey Mom and Dad, want to hear a joke?"
>"Sure!"
>"What color is the sky?"
>"Blue."
>"No purple, BWAAHHHHAAAAAAAA"
#14 - mr skeltal (08/12/2013) [-]
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor.



contain your anus
#4 - mr skeltal (08/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
A skeleton walks into a bar.




Orders a beer and a mop.
User avatar #20 - douevensax (08/12/2013) [-]
It's a riddle from the old Batman movie but whatever:

"What lives in a tree, weighs 6 ounces, and is extremely dangerous?"

"A sparrow with a machine gun."
#19 - scoobi (08/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?   
   
   
Yeah, it was in tents
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?


Yeah, it was in tents
#46 - oxYKellark (08/12/2013) [-]
Whats red and smells like blue paint   
   
   
   
Red paint
Whats red and smells like blue paint



Red paint
#10 - mr skeltal (08/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A seal walks into a club.
#42 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (08/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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A big hole opened up on my road
The Police are looking into it
#57 - toxictacolatta (08/12/2013) [-]
Two muffins are sitting in the oven being baked and one muffin leans over to the other and says    
   
"Wow, its getting real hot in here.."   
   
The other muffin looks at the muffin and replys..   
   
      "Holy 						****					! A talking muffin!
Two muffins are sitting in the oven being baked and one muffin leans over to the other and says

"Wow, its getting real hot in here.."

The other muffin looks at the muffin and replys..

"Holy **** ! A talking muffin!
User avatar #9 - analleakage (08/12/2013) [-]
I heard this one too, only as:

What's green, lives 100 meters down in the earth and eats rocks?
- A green rockeater

Followed up after with

If you dig a hole through the earth and throw down a rock in that hole, will the rock end up on the other side of the earth?
- No, because a green rockeater would eat it after 100 meters
#47 - memescomefromb (08/12/2013) [-]
What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickleback
User avatar #32 - crine (08/12/2013) [-]
From a genuine joke book:
"What did the spaceship captain say when he saw the aliens coming?"
"The aliens are coming"
#8 - redtooth (08/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What do you call it when two bees marry?

A honey moon.

(this was also from a joke book, there's more if anyone's interested).
#41 - lexieexile (08/12/2013) [-]
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This website has really bad elephant jokes
User avatar #37 - goodnewseveryone (08/12/2013) [-]
What did Batmen say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile



"Get in the Batmobile"
#55 - pollepolle (08/12/2013) [-]
What's brown and sticky?

--> a stick
#43 - teenytinyspider (08/12/2013) [-]
I would tell you guys the one about the broken pencil but, meh, there's no point.
User avatar #5 - formerlyaceseleven **User deleted account** (08/12/2013) [-]
so i know this lawyer named ben...
#2 - mr skeltal (08/11/2013) [-]
What do you call someone who steals cows?




A Cow Burglar
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