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In a parallel world

In a parallel world
USA
Gull owns slaves
other counte res
Great education
Canable/ s pants
Poland
Al/ on IAM/ fl
nation.
North Korea
Economy based on
tourism
Invented Anime
Most urbanized and
advanced country in
the world
Russia
Pich as ****
Least amount of
corruption, pollution and
drinking in the world
awesome roads
Canada
World Police
Considered the most
relevant country ever
Sucks at Ice Hockey
United Kindom
of Ireland and
Scotland
Glassy as ****
Drink whiskey in
teacups
Gans England
Germany
Loves Wine and
Baguettes
Surrenders all the time
Hates working
Turkey
******** of German
immigrants
First member of EU
Neutral
Finland
Conquered by Have
Melts in sauna
Sweden
Estonia
Nordic
Gross and Disgusting
Mexico
Perceptual nirvana
adores politicians
Couth American
Japan
with huge penises
crimes
Loves Koreans
Australia
Harmless wildlife
Never stops asking
for more immigrants
Holland
Gels weed and hookers
to tourists
C) pressed by Belgium
Holy Roman
Empire
Got almost annexed
by Greece
Outlawed Christianity
Hates art
Doorway
Really really poor
Overrun by gypsies
vampires
Nothing gay with the name
Never confused
with Paraguay
Hates football
Never interferes with
Adovanced spacefaring
Full of tall, outgoing peopl
Never commited any war
Has a well trained army
Switzerland
Participated in
almost every war
Chees alot of cash
to other counties
Hates any kinds
of precision
Greece
Basically, funds the EU
Hard working people
Hates Germany for not
paying the debts
Sweden
Brutal, manly, strong
Invades black countries
and rapes everyone
Not a single gay, muslim
or ****** in there
Palestine
Nicaragua
Recond most powerful
country in the Americas
after Haiti
always remembered
and never confused
Argentina
White
European
Austria
l\ lifest country in the
world.
Every citizen gets a
flower and a valentine
from the goverment
each month.
France
Never gives up
Hates wine
Beats the crap out of
Germany daily
Brazil
Smallest country in
south america
Hates bananas
Least fertile soil in the
world
Litva
i' -Democratic
slot of immigrants
Good friends with Poland
Serbia
Accepting kosovo
Gave former yugoslavian
countries independence
loving kebab
Chile
Communism utopia
Most of the country is
underwater
New Zealand
Unstable, war torn
country
Feared around the
globe
Many, many rabbit farms
Iceland
Covered in ice
Crystal clear air
Pich as hell
Boring life
slot of money
Important country
in politics
Huge industrial site
Exports to all countries
Ill) Paraguay
Ukraine
Official language is
Ukranian
Loves Russia, and gives
it a discount on gas
Hates pigs.
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#25 - rawrysgirl (08/11/2013) [-]
Bitch, Australian military is great!
#22 - thatonesouthernkid (08/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
if the confederates won we wouldn't be the usa, we'd be the csa.
#7 - vinylshark (08/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Even in the parallel world, everyone hates us Germans
User avatar #15 - kingrayne (08/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Does this also make Brazillians the best League of Legends players on Earth?
User avatar #10 - guywithafork (08/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, people find Canada Irrelevant?
User avatar #11 to #10 - superpats (08/10/2013) [-]
just about everybody outside the International Hockey Community
User avatar #30 - jimthegoat (08/11/2013) [-]
Canada is irrelevant? I can't believe this......sorry for the outburst
#26 - thatguyyoumightno (08/11/2013) [-]
>Canada
>World Police
>Most Relevant Country Ever
...
>Sucks at Ice Hockey
....
Not Worth It...
#6 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
So there is an anon spamming this post and thumbing himself up while thumbing others down. OP if you're still on, you do know that you can ib ban him from commenting on your post.
#34 - gahlskaag (08/11/2013) [-]
You know Aus actually has a very well trained army, its just smaller. Unlike America who lets in everyone, barely trains them, and then wonders why their death rates are so high.
User avatar #33 - Haruhi (08/11/2013) [-]
In a parallel universe palestine would never exist either... because palestinians magically appeared in the world after 1967 and not prior.
User avatar #32 - goobyman ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Ukraines official language is Ukrainian...
#31 - LunarLunatic (08/11/2013) [-]
Latvia - Has 2 potatoe
User avatar #29 - arwendar (08/11/2013) [-]
It appears my view on the world is a bit warped because I thought the Netherlands still sold weed and hookers to tourists....
#27 - taurusguy (08/11/2013) [-]
Hold the **** up, so my country is not considered a ******** ? Well thats a plus.
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#17 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
not even romania in there..
#13 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Belgium oppressing Holland?
I think it's more like Holland oppressed Belgium.
Some people from Holland even come to Belgium because the taxes are much cheaper.
We even let many people from other countries live here because of the cheap taxes, and you get better paid for work, and you even get an amount of money to live on jut for staying at home.
Even people like Poland come to our Country to steal to good jobs for1/3 price, and the people from Belgium and some people lose their job because of those bastards.
But still we get ignored.
*Flies away*
User avatar #28 to #13 - arwendar (08/11/2013) [-]
Those people from Poland come here to do the **** jobs us Belgians don't want to do.
Oh sure there are lots of other jobs they take but that's because we need more people in those sectors. Secondly they get accepted quicker because we know they'll work for the money we give them. An example: we had a guy we nicknamed Mister Mobile, because he checked his phone every 5-10 minutes while the Romanian guy next to him was continueing his work without fail.
If some people just learned to accept these less interesting more intense jobs we wouldn't need them.

Also I The Netherlands used to oppres Belgium. Not anymore. Now they're just another voice, to be ignored whenever we want it.
User avatar #12 - carnivoreapples (08/10/2013) [-]
what is changed about north korea?
User avatar #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/10/2013) [-]
This world sounds better.
#5 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
I know I will get thumbed down so bad but I though most of these was just racist and not funny.
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