Ohh Tumblr.... About 5 years ago when I was 15 I found out what a "G-Spot" was and that it was in my anus, so I tryied shoving a carrot up my ass and  oh God why
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Ohh Tumblr.... About 5 years ago when I was 15 I found out what a "G-Spot" was and that it was in my anus, so I tryied shoving a carrot up my ass and

About 5 years ago when I was 15 I found out what a "G-Spot" was and that it was in my anus, so I tryied shoving a carrot up my ass and ended up crying with a sore ass... My life since the is tags.

Tags: oh | God | why
mon I will orb:
the inside your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I' m not falling tor this one again
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #5 - seymourtets
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Can someone crop out the bolded "again"?
User avatar #6 to #5 - arandomanon
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Do it yourself
User avatar #27 to #5 - mcfattyfatty
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#68 to #5 - usaisnotamerica
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That's part of the joke mate
#76 to #5 - xdiabolicx
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#14 to #5 - xnotcreative
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Not all last comments on Tumblr are bad.
#9 to #5 - yodice
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#13 to #5 - seymourtets
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Alright, I admit, it was stupid of me to ask that, I'm sorry for being an idiot guys   
Take this .gif as an apology
Alright, I admit, it was stupid of me to ask that, I'm sorry for being an idiot guys
Take this .gif as an apology
#10 to #5 - yodice
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#11 to #5 - yodice
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#12 to #11 - yodice
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#1 - mrawesomeman
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Mine just comes out pickled
#79 to #1 - icecreamonnips
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#18 - kommandantvideo
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Pic related
#46 to #18 - alphagex
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#29 to #18 - sixroller **User deleted account**
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#40 to #18 - acemcgunner
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what the ****?
#44 to #18 - jackknapp
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...Throw it out?
#63 to #18 - anon id: 5781732c
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What's the question?
User avatar #67 to #18 - thegofuckyourself
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For the love of all that is holy, what was the best answer?!?
#71 to #18 - zmbz **User deleted account**
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#82 to #18 - happyfatkid
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User avatar #106 to #18 - mrblueftw
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"It was like a vacuum, not just a regular vacuum, my vag is like a Dyson."
#47 to #18 - finnaz
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User avatar #72 to #18 - leafonthewind
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Geez, this egg just fell out of my snatch-better put it in the fridge!
User avatar #51 to #18 - riderdouble
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I wanna know what that best answer was.
#23 to #18 - dogziller
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dafuq
dafuq
#30 to #18 - blobbanned
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"i put it in the fridge becuase i didn't know what else to do"
"i put it in the fridge becuase i didn't know what else to do"
#31 to #18 - RAPxMASTER
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"My Vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water"
"My Vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water"
#3 - almightydough
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#28 to #3 - dishesaredone
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#34 to #28 - volksworgen
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Chill the **** out before I Jaeger your ****.
#37 to #28 - anon id: 959163ef
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Someone's in a bad mood today. Someone piss on you or something?
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User avatar #60 to #48 - greenstrongworld
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Anons are already admins. You had a choice son. You could've not been such a admin.
User avatar #33 to #3 - iamsherlocked
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Could someone tell me who the guy in the GIF is please
User avatar #35 to #33 - bromandudettes
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Olan Rogers. The gif is from his video "Ghost in the Stalls." \
#58 to #35 - penismunchernohomo
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Thumbed down for providing sauce? Tisk tisk, junkyfun.
User avatar #81 to #35 - volcanicdiarrhea
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GHOST IN THE STALLS It's a Monday...
#36 to #35 - dishesaredone
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User avatar #7 - richardfitzwell
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Mine turned into an omelet with cheese and a side of bacon. What did I do wrong?
#62 to #7 - anon id: 00e15a93
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Nothing. You're perfect.
User avatar #78 to #7 - infedel
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there wasnt sliced canadian bacon/ham in the omelet
User avatar #107 to #7 - soggytomatoe
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omlette du fromage
#70 - beardgasm
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I think I did it wrong...
User avatar #74 to #70 - jooby
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1000 year eggs taste very weird.
User avatar #75 to #74 - beardgasm
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They actually don't taste anything like you would imagine...they're not strong tasting at all and taste similar to a normal egg, but the smell that gets in your nose when eating them is somewhat unpleasant, like lye.
User avatar #77 to #75 - theironzi
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eat it with pieces of ginger and taste the magic.
User avatar #103 to #77 - benedicto
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ever eaten balut?
User avatar #110 to #103 - theironzi
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umm no but i wouldn't mind trying if i get the chance.
User avatar #2 - lordvimless
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do people really do that ****
#84 - anon id: 1ab4eff2
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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me … im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
#85 to #84 - redunicorn
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I think you sound exactly 13, and not mature for your age.
If I ever witness another comment this annoying, I might have to quit fj
User avatar #86 to #85 - witness
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I wouldn't get all too mad, it's a copypasta. The point is to irritate you, don't get to their level.
#87 to #86 - redunicorn
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thanks for holding me back. I just don't want to deal with these people after a long day of work. I just want funny.
User avatar #105 to #87 - witness
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No problem. May I suggest another site when stressed? As silly as that sounds it's not 100% funny here, there are the assholes of the Internet that reside here too.
#96 to #85 - anon id: e803b433
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thats a copypasta you ******* *******
#97 to #96 - redunicorn
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ok? I don't understand how I was supposed to know that.
#39 - zerojaxx
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the "AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! !!!!1!!11 XDXDXDXDXDDDDD LOL LELELELEL
ruined it
#50 to #39 - xMasterofpuppetsx
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If you don't like it thumb down and move on. No need to be such a fag.
#64 to #50 - anon id: b5b837c4
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User avatar #52 to #50 - zerojaxx
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this is the comments section
you know, the place where people comment on the content
I have nothing against OP i thought it was great until the "AGAIN?" ****
its not bad content its just someone on tumblr being a admin
User avatar #53 to #52 - xMasterofpuppetsx
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You weren't doing it to contribute to any thing. You did it to jump on the "oh man i sure am sick of those stupid tumblr comments" bandwagon. You just want thumbs.
User avatar #54 to #53 - zerojaxx
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1) i couldn't care less about thumbs
2) i pointed out a way the joke could have been delivered better. How is that not contributing?
User avatar #55 to #54 - xMasterofpuppetsx
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ur mum
#56 to #55 - zerojaxx
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#57 to #56 - xMasterofpuppetsx
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#59 to #57 - zerojaxx
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User avatar #91 to #52 - waterbottlemanboy
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Just checking:

admin
User avatar #92 to #91 - waterbottlemanboy
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Yup, another one.
#45 to #39 - anon id: 9a0d53e0
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Bold letters offended you, wow what a admin you must be to let that happen...
#49 to #45 - zerojaxx
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It's not the bold letters, it's the autism of the person who felt the need to point out the joke.


i guess you wouldn't understand seeing as how you're just as retarded.
#104 to #49 - cabbagemayhem
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Wow, more evidence of my Newfag Influx from Social Networking Sites theory. There are lots of them, they are not aware of existing values, and they are stupider than the previous generation of lurkers.
#69 to #39 - usaisnotamerica
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I think that's part of the joke, to emphasize that some dude had sometime before inserted an egg into his anus to try and hard-boil it.
User avatar #73 to #69 - zerojaxx
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that is the joke
the added "AGAIN" was like if i said "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. BECAUSE OF MASTURBATION"
User avatar #16 - lolfire
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If you put a lightbulb in your mouth you can't get it out again.

Try it, you know you want to.
#17 to #16 - anon id: c3201389
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I could just bite down crushing the lightbulb and causing uncontrollable bleeding.
User avatar #32 to #17 - kommandantvideo
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Then you bite into a towel and your problems will be solved
#100 to #16 - heterosexual
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User avatar #20 to #16 - BowChickaBowWow
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I can unhinge my jaw. Checkmate atheists.
User avatar #21 to #20 - royalwerewolf
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damn