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Let deg outside run around en her ewn
Live in the reentry, anly deg around, ene gives a ****
Hear her barking, figure she wants in
Dpwn deer, guy is riding past en a bike with his deg
rrh: o: my deg is well trained, get her inside quickly
Eheut yell serry the guy in ease she was hugging him
He beats me it
FT den' t even knew why he' s serry
Hever felt Canadian in my life
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#9 - krayon (08/10/2013) [-]
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dog stories:
> Be 12 years old , have a German Shepard
> working on gas tank of dirtbike
> have all the gas drained into a bowl
> dog comes by and drinks some of the gas
> ************************ .mpeg
> dog runs around incircles and falls over
> think my dog is dead.
> after about 20 minutes he gets up like nothing happened
> MFW the dog just ran out of gas.
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#57 to #9 - cloakedone (08/10/2013) [-]
That was good enough it could of been its own post
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User avatar #83 to #9 - austone (08/11/2013) [-]
>Be 12 or some ****
>Aunt on my dad's side has dog
>Cousin on my Mom's side wants the dog
> She gets it for free, we pick it up and deliver the dog
> She named her bebbis
> I love the dog more than she does
> Not allowed to own a dog where I live
> Hang out with bebbis whenever I go over to her house
> love dog like crazy, you understand
> Live out in the woods so she is an outside dog
> Big property covered in trees with big open field
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#84 to #83 - austone (08/11/2013) [-]
Don't know what type of dog she was btw only have one picture

> Aunt goes on vacation with her family for about a week
>Bebbis has enough food to last, and has a little house for it in case rain
> Don't see Bibis for that period of time since they lived far away from us
> They get back
> They can't find Bibis
> What happened you might ask?
> Find out neighbors saw Bebbis, with her collar on in front of their house on the street
>Pubilc property obviously
> They decided to take bebbis and dump her somewhere because they need to have their house burned down
> Hate their neighbors, hope tree falls on their house

I'll miss you Bebbis
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#33 to #9 - ManInKilt (08/10/2013) [-]
ok >be me, now >never had a dog
ok
>be me, now
>never had a dog
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#47 to #33 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
Thank you sincerely for sharing that absolutely ******* riveting story.
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#72 to #47 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
**** your sarcasm in ass
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#58 to #9 - theafroman (08/10/2013) [-]
>Be me, 8, at my grandpas house >Has a German Shepard >Loves to sleep under grandpa's car >Grandpa goes to leave for work, dog is sleeping under car >I can't warn him in time >Backs over dogs neck > ****************** .jpeg >Run over to dog >Dog gets up and shakes it off >wut >MFW German Shepards are ******* invincible
>Be me, 8, at my grandpas house
>Has a German Shepard
>Loves to sleep under grandpa's car
>Grandpa goes to leave for work, dog is sleeping under car
>I can't warn him in time
>Backs over dogs neck
> ****************** .jpeg
>Run over to dog
>Dog gets up and shakes it off
>wut
>MFW German Shepards are ******* invincible
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#10 to #9 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
I just laughed out loud
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User avatar #7 - reaperssprint (08/10/2013) [-]
I generally apologize for things I really have no reason to apologize for. Maybe I'm Canadian, can't say that would be a bad thing.
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#17 to #7 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
i do that too
my father tells me to stop it
i'm like
"sorry"
and he's like
you better not be
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User avatar #26 to #7 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
Sorry for you
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User avatar #4 - jogoto (08/10/2013) [-]
canadian stories:
>be me at five guys and fries
>get order (bacon cheeseburger awwwweee yee)
>go to condiments station to get ketchup for fries
>go to reach for the ketchup and accidentally knock over some guys ketchup
>say sorry
>guy goes "no im sorry"
>the stereotypes are generally true people
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#50 to #4 - donglewotsit (08/10/2013) [-]
Generally true? or GENUINELY true?
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User avatar #73 to #50 - redcookiemonster (08/10/2013) [-]
He said HE IS SORRY, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT MAN? sorry eh.
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#76 to #4 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
i live in the okanagan, people are generally rude here, but man i love me some 5 guys
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User avatar #5 - captainfuckitall (08/10/2013) [-]
>Be Canadian
>Talking to an American girl over Skype
>She chimes 'Your Canadian is showing'
>Wut?
>"You actually say 'eh' more times than you think
>Have never said 'eh' in my life (that I noticed)
>Apologize for saying 'eh'
>She giggles
> ****
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#13 - embryowine (08/10/2013) [-]
The most realistic stereotype, honestly. Instead of saying "excuse me" or "goodbye", we say sorry. Open a door for someone, they say sorry. Canada is a very nice place.
The most realistic stereotype, honestly.

Instead of saying "excuse me" or "goodbye", we say sorry. Open a door for someone, they say sorry. Canada is a very nice place.
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User avatar #69 to #13 - aviators (08/10/2013) [-]
It rubs off on us Northern Minnesotans.
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User avatar #78 to #13 - confusedasian (08/10/2013) [-]
I heard the French Canadians in Montreal and Ontario are straight up assholes.
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User avatar #30 - connorjay (08/10/2013) [-]
I was talking about the canadian stereotype and a guy who turned out to be Canadian said

"Mate, I'm sorry but we don't all just apologize all the time"

I don't think he even knew he said it
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User avatar #31 to #30 - rafeky (08/10/2013) [-]
or he gave you too much credit
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#12 - leobreacker (08/10/2013) [-]
This is the only stereotype I know that is actually true 99% of the time. >Not Canadian, but grew up here. >Chilling with friend's in Eaton Center. >Me and friends are cracking joke's. >I look at my friend while walking. >As I turn my head I see a glimpse of a lady standing in front of me. >Bump into her, too late to stop. She falls over and her phone open'd up. > ********** .psd >I get down and I was about to apologize. >She says "I am so sorry!" as she picks up the phone part's. >MFW
This is the only stereotype I know that is actually true 99% of the time.

>Not Canadian, but grew up here.
>Chilling with friend's in Eaton Center.
>Me and friends are cracking joke's.
>I look at my friend while walking.
>As I turn my head I see a glimpse of a lady standing in front of me.
>Bump into her, too late to stop. She falls over and her phone open'd up.
> ********** .psd
>I get down and I was about to apologize.
>She says "I am so sorry!" as she picks up the phone part's.
>MFW
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User avatar #15 to #12 - popcornisland (08/10/2013) [-]
Reggie Fils-Aime is Giygas (Proof) Let the truth be heard Joke, for those who think I take this seriously
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#29 to #12 - pappysmurf (08/10/2013) [-]
Damn it i cant post images yet... But ill write it!

This is what you reminded me of:

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
> think i'm gonna bee awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm ******* sorry" at te same time
>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU ******* SORRY!?"
>goalie is choaking back tears
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User avatar #35 to #29 - smurfrapist (08/10/2013) [-]
Hey babe, wanna have a good time?
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#36 to #35 - pappysmurf (08/10/2013) [-]
Oh **** ...
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User avatar #37 to #36 - smurfrapist (08/10/2013) [-]
Ya you gonna be sayin' that later, baby..

If ya get me... You will.. Because I'm gonna rape ya
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#38 to #37 - pappysmurf (08/10/2013) [-]
You crazy mothersmurfer... Just stay away or ill smurf you up!
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User avatar #39 to #38 - smurfrapist (08/10/2013) [-]
I like it when you talk dirty too me, it smurfs me up real good..
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#40 to #39 - pappysmurf (08/10/2013) [-]
Im not trying to smurf you... Just keep your smurf in your smurfing pants you smurf! SMURF!
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#41 to #40 - smurfrapist (08/10/2013) [-]
what the **** did you just smurfing smurf about me, you little bitch? i’ll smurf you know i smurfed top of my smurfs in the navy smurfs, and i’ve been smurfed in smurfs secret smurfs on al-quaeda, and i smurf over 300 smurfed smurfs. i am smurfed in smurfrilla warfare and i’m the top sniper in the entire smurfs smurfed smurfs. you are smurfing to smurf but just another tarsmurf. i will wipe you the **** out with precision the smurfs of which smurfs never been seen before on smurfs earth, mark my smurfing smurfs. you think you can smurf asmurf with smurfing that **** to smurf over the internet? think again, ****** . smurfs we speak i am smurfing my secret netsmurf of smurfs smurfs the usa and your ip smurfs smurfing smurfed right now so you better prepare for the storm, magsmurft. the storm that smurfs out the pathetic little smurfing you smurf your smurf. you’re smurfing dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven smurfed smurfs, and that’s just with my bare smurfs. not only am i extensively smurfed in smurfed combat, but i smurf smurfs to smurf entire arsenal of the smurfed smurfs marine smurfs and i will smurf it to smurf full extent to smurf your miserable smurfs off the face of the continent, you little **** . if only you could smurf known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment smurfs about to smurf smurfwn upon you, maybe you would smurf held your smurfing tongue. but you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re smurfing the price, you smurfddamn idiot. i will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. you’re smurfing dead, kidsmurf
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#42 to #41 - pappysmurf (08/10/2013) [-]
Okay okay! man its cool. Just calm the smurf down.

Smurfface
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#43 to #42 - smurfrapist (08/10/2013) [-]
Sorry smurf, i smurfidentally the whole smurf!
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#44 to #43 - pappysmurf (08/10/2013) [-]
Sometimes you just smurf too hard.

Okay... I gotta go smurf now. Bye.
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User avatar #45 to #44 - smurfrapist (08/10/2013) [-]
Aight, babysmurf, remember.. You're never safe from the smurfrapist.. <3
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#46 to #45 - pappysmurf (08/10/2013) [-]
Smurf.
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#28 - crazyolitis (08/10/2013) [-]
Awwwww **** , Canada!
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#48 - RonniesCookieLove (08/10/2013) [-]
Canadian stories FTW &gt;be me, 20, New Yorker &gt;boyfriend lives in Edmonton &gt;first flight to see him ever, land in terminal &gt;litterally shaking and vibrating with excitement &gt; burst out of plane doors and out of the little hallway &gt;crash into a man about 45-50 &gt;about to apologize &gt;he turns and says sorry. &gt;all my wut &gt;become used to Canadian ways &gt;fly back to NY &gt;pretty bummed, so walking a bit slower than normal &gt;walking to baggage claim, some 200-300 pound woman steps on my foot then rolls over same foot &gt;automatically go to say sorry &gt;woman starts flipping out and berrating me that I should learn to watch where I'm walking and &quot;teenaged ***** like me&quot; are destroying the earth and that I should off myself before I leave the airport, before spitting on my shoes. &gt;MFW
Canadian stories FTW

>be me, 20, New Yorker
>boyfriend lives in Edmonton
>first flight to see him ever, land in terminal
>litterally shaking and vibrating with excitement
> burst out of plane doors and out of the little hallway
>crash into a man about 45-50
>about to apologize
>he turns and says sorry.
>all my wut
>become used to Canadian ways
>fly back to NY
>pretty bummed, so walking a bit slower than normal
>walking to baggage claim, some 200-300 pound woman steps on my foot then rolls over same foot
>automatically go to say sorry
>woman starts flipping out and berrating me that I should learn to watch where I'm walking and "teenaged ***** like me" are destroying the earth and that I should off myself before I leave the airport, before spitting on my shoes.
>MFW
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#63 to #48 - anon (08/10/2013) [-]
Go back and live with your boyfriend. I'm sure it's much better there.
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#85 to #63 - RonniesCookieLove (08/11/2013) [-]
I want that more than anything in the world, actually. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Ever. Without my parents it'd be way easier though. Fun fact: We met through FJ. Right CoolMcBob? .gif unrelated
I want that more than anything in the world, actually. He is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Ever. Without my parents it'd be way easier though.

Fun fact: We met through FJ. Right CoolMcBob?

.gif unrelated
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#86 to #85 - coolmcbob (08/11/2013) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
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#87 to #86 - RonniesCookieLove (08/11/2013) [-]
HEY DUDE **** !

Just kidding
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#88 to #87 - coolmcbob (08/11/2013) [-]
Ever notice how there are penises all over the site and nobody get's banned?
Ever notice how there are penises all over the site and nobody get's banned?
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#89 to #88 - RonniesCookieLove (08/11/2013) [-]
WHAT? penises in MY FJ? No, that sir can not be true at all! I mean, its not like we're a bunch of adminS... right? I mean, this isn't gay at all.
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#1 - nyxeos [OP](08/09/2013) [-]
For anyone who wants that picture in gif format...
For anyone who wants that picture in gif format...
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User avatar #23 - genericnickname (08/10/2013) [-]
>Be Canadian
>Flashback to when I was a cashier
>Lady approaches me and asks if we have a certain brand of chips
>Not sure, call up a co-worker to check for me
>They check, and a minute later call back
>"No, we are out of stock. Tell the lady that I am very sorry."
>Hang up
>I tell the lady that the chips are out of stock and he and I are both very sorry.
>She replies back saying she is sorry for taking up our time
>I apologize for the inconvienience
>She thanks me, apologizes again for taking up our time, then leaves.
>Canada
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User avatar #2 - torchrose (08/09/2013) [-]
>moving back to Canada
>Lived in the US for the last 4 years
>mom and I driving up
>Stop at an Onroute in southern Ontario
>In bathroom
>I let some guy walk out the door before me
>Se says sorry
>"Holy **** , is this Canada or what"
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#53 - lilbigjoker (08/10/2013) [-]
As a Canadafag, the main reason that I get nervous when I go to the US is that Im afraid that some people will get angry when Im polite to them. Its happened before.
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User avatar #52 - austoboyko (08/10/2013) [-]
Whoever Said 'Do the job right, you wont have to do it again.' Obviously's never shoveled a Canadian driveway before.
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User avatar #81 to #52 - teoberry (08/10/2013) [-]
>shovel driveway
>go inside for hot chocolate and nap
>woken up by parents
>it's time to do the driveway again
>tfw it was in march
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#77 - CurlySuee (08/10/2013) [-]
&gt;Be me &gt;With a few friends &gt;Run into a guy that had a problem with my friend &gt;They fist fight right there out of no where &gt;Guys headphones breaks from getting caught in a swing &gt;Both start to apologize &gt;Friend takes out money to pay for headphone &gt;The other guy says &quot;Sorry i can't take that&quot; &gt;They shake hands &gt;Mfw
>Be me
>With a few friends
>Run into a guy that had a problem with my friend
>They fist fight right there out of no where
>Guys headphones breaks from getting caught in a swing
>Both start to apologize
>Friend takes out money to pay for headphone
>The other guy says "Sorry i can't take that"
>They shake hands
>Mfw
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User avatar #71 - rieskimo (08/10/2013) [-]
He obviously said sorry for causing a disturbance between you and your dog.

He understood his presence with his dog could get your dog excited and you worried, so he said sorry for that.


I'm not even ******* Candian but I say sorry for ******* everything.

Except swearing, **** that. I love swearing(except around kids... sorry)
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User avatar #22 - bme (08/10/2013) [-]
i dropped a jar trying to hand it to someone today and we both said sorry at the same time. im still not sure either of us really needed to.
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User avatar #11 - loonquawl (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm generally against stereotyping people.. But then I started dating a Canadian...
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