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User avatar #124 - xsoulchaser ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm a girl gamer.
Also almost nineteen.
Still virgin.
FUCKING DAMMIT.

#396 to #124 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
That's because your probably fat.
#399 to #396 - xsoulchaser ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Also, *you're.
You uneducated shit :I
User avatar #398 to #396 - xsoulchaser ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Wellll... actually, I'm not.
See, I'm just extremely awkward and would rather stand on the sidelines and play my pokemon and zelda and read my star wars than talk to a guy.
Because I'm awkward.
Otherwise, I'm 5'5 and 128lbs.
Not fat :I
#364 to #124 - software (08/10/2013) [-]
why is the word nineteen. censored?
User avatar #356 to #124 - capslockftw (08/10/2013) [-]
Why are the words "nineteen" and "virgin" censored when I am in my anon form?
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User avatar #347 to #124 - gwegw (08/10/2013) [-]
maybe i'm every gamer's dream
i don't usually say anyhting nice about myself.. but i think i'll try

i love watching guys playing games. i think it's fun
i would love to dress up as a guy's favourite character or anything else he would like
i prefer to be the follower/medic/healer in games i haven't played
if a guy just wants to play games with his friends, i can just stay home or go to a friend, and promise to not call or bug him while he's gone
i would love to make him homemade meals and drinks while he plays
i love giving him BJ's while he plays and i actually came while he played when we did it
i like to massage a guy while he plays

well, even though i get really pissed if someone beats me i still think i'm a perfect gf for a gamer
User avatar #337 to #124 - thijsofbodom (08/10/2013) [-]
U want sum fuk?
User avatar #323 to #124 - anonymoose ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
u wunt sum fuq?
#320 to #124 - daorien (08/10/2013) [-]
There are no girls on the internet
User avatar #306 to #124 - entarasu (08/10/2013) [-]
you have the pussy why are you a virgin?
User avatar #293 to #124 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
Hi, I'm not like most guys.
User avatar #276 to #124 - espay **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
first time i seen the words

"I'm a girl gamer."

and not get thumbed to oblivion

granted, it fitted with the content, but still.
User avatar #400 to #276 - xsoulchaser ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
I know... I'm super fucking surprised I didn't.
#317 to #276 - hsawryt (08/10/2013) [-]
the past tense of fit is fit
User avatar #258 to #124 - nyawgga (08/10/2013) [-]
i can fix that
#244 to #124 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
your prob fat, im prepared for serious red thumbs but ik me and my gf are both hot. so fuuuuck you
User avatar #238 to #124 - bagguhsleep (08/10/2013) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I'm replying to you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm bagguhsleep
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
#330 to #238 - luciferspianist (08/10/2013) [-]
Claims not a stereotypical guy   
1. Beta as fuck   
2. Straight away replies to the "girl gamer"   
3. Saw him choking on Darius Negrophalluss cock in Walmart buying clothes, the latest Call of Duty and shit.   
4. tries to convince girl he is different by making a kitchen joke   
Nah man, you're not a stereotypical guy at all
Claims not a stereotypical guy
1. Beta as fuck
2. Straight away replies to the "girl gamer"
3. Saw him choking on Darius Negrophalluss cock in Walmart buying clothes, the latest Call of Duty and shit.
4. tries to convince girl he is different by making a kitchen joke
Nah man, you're not a stereotypical guy at all
#335 to #330 - megashot (08/10/2013) [-]
old copypasta
#336 to #335 - luciferspianist (08/10/2013) [-]
Well fuck me so it did
Well fuck me so it did
#332 to #330 - oneskintwoskin (08/10/2013) [-]
dude....
#252 to #238 - swagloon (08/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #180 to #124 - kirkbot ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
older, more experienced gamer man. I can help you with that
User avatar #127 to #124 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
Hello.
Guy Gamer
19 this month
Still virgin.
I'll change my name to dammit if you want me to.
#382 to #127 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
Thumbed for Emi.
#384 to #382 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
Here's the rest.
#383 to #382 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
So you can have it.
#385 to #383 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
Thank you kindly sir.

Have a good day/night for yourself, toodles.
#389 to #385 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
No problem.
Here's some sick humor.
#390 to #389 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
Excellent.
(Also thanks for posting them all, wasn't expecting it, many thanks)
#391 to #390 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
Again, no problem.
Again, no problem.
#392 to #391 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
See yeah around.
User avatar #381 to #127 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
#1? Holy shit. I'm livin' the dream.
#377 to #127 - xsoulchaser ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #378 to #377 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
So finally, we meet.
User avatar #379 to #378 - xsoulchaser ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
Well we wouldn't want fusileer to have wasted an ejaculation, now would we? xD
User avatar #380 to #379 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
No, we wouldn't.
#375 to #127 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
haha i lost my virginity at 17 you f aggot hahaha
User avatar #373 to #127 - zenagirl (08/10/2013) [-]
damn thats good shit 7/10
#366 to #127 - optimussum (08/10/2013) [-]
Master of romance
Master of romance
#363 to #127 - manwithanopinion (08/10/2013) [-]
where the fuck did this smooth ass mother fucker come from?
User avatar #350 to #127 - scumbagposter (08/10/2013) [-]
I want to change my name how can i do that?
#346 to #127 - funkyspot (08/10/2013) [-]
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Fucking smooth man
User avatar #282 to #127 - fusileer (08/10/2013) [-]
You two better fuck or I've wasted an ejaculation.
User avatar #268 to #127 - kikekicker (08/10/2013) [-]
With that smooth of a line I'm surprised you're a virgin.
#249 to #127 - jakeattack (08/10/2013) [-]
Alpha as fuck
#186 to #127 - chubbies (08/10/2013) [-]
Smooth as fuck right here.
#148 to #127 - mrhazzy (08/10/2013) [-]
Dear Diary,   
   
Today I learned a way to "woo" the elusive females.   
   
I hope it works for me.
Dear Diary,

Today I learned a way to "woo" the elusive females.

I hope it works for me.

User avatar #150 to #148 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
Finger's crossed.
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