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User avatar #124 - xsoulchaser (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm a girl gamer.
Also almost nineteen.
Still virgin.
******* DAMMIT.

#396 to #124 - anonymous (08/11/2013) [-]
That's because your probably fat.
#399 to #396 - xsoulchaser (08/11/2013) [-]
Also, *you're.
You uneducated **** :I
User avatar #398 to #396 - xsoulchaser (08/11/2013) [-]
Wellll... actually, I'm not.
See, I'm just extremely awkward and would rather stand on the sidelines and play my pokemon and zelda and read my star wars than talk to a guy.
Because I'm awkward.
Otherwise, I'm 5'5 and 128lbs.
Not fat :I
#364 to #124 - software (08/10/2013) [-]
why is the word nineteen. censored?
User avatar #356 to #124 - capslockftw (08/10/2013) [-]
Why are the words "nineteen" and "virgin" censored when I am in my anon form?
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User avatar #347 to #124 - gwegw (08/10/2013) [-]
maybe i'm every gamer's dream
i don't usually say anyhting nice about myself.. but i think i'll try

i love watching guys playing games. i think it's fun
i would love to dress up as a guy's favourite character or anything else he would like
i prefer to be the follower/medic/healer in games i haven't played
if a guy just wants to play games with his friends, i can just stay home or go to a friend, and promise to not call or bug him while he's gone
i would love to make him homemade meals and drinks while he plays
i love giving him BJ's while he plays and i actually came while he played when we did it
i like to massage a guy while he plays

well, even though i get really pissed if someone beats me i still think i'm a perfect gf for a gamer
User avatar #337 to #124 - thijsofbodom (08/10/2013) [-]
U want sum fuk?
User avatar #323 to #124 - anonymoose (08/10/2013) [-]
u wunt sum fuq?
#320 to #124 - daorien ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
There are no girls on the internet
User avatar #306 to #124 - entarasu (08/10/2013) [-]
you have the pussy why are you a virgin?
User avatar #293 to #124 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
Hi, I'm not like most guys.
User avatar #276 to #124 - espay **User deleted account** (08/10/2013) [-]
first time i seen the words

"I'm a girl gamer."

and not get thumbed to oblivion

granted, it fitted with the content, but still.
User avatar #400 to #276 - xsoulchaser (08/11/2013) [-]
I know... I'm super ******* surprised I didn't.
#317 to #276 - hsawryt (08/10/2013) [-]
the past tense of fit is fit
User avatar #258 to #124 - nyawgga (08/10/2013) [-]
i can fix that
#244 to #124 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
your prob fat, im prepared for serious red thumbs but ik me and my gf are both hot. so fuuuuck you
User avatar #238 to #124 - bagguhsleep (08/10/2013) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I'm replying to you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm bagguhsleep
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
#330 to #238 - luciferspianist (08/10/2013) [-]
Claims not a stereotypical guy   
1. Beta as 						****					   
2. Straight away replies to the "girl gamer"   
3. Saw him choking on Darius Negrophalluss cock in Walmart buying clothes, the latest Call of Duty and 						****					.   
4. tries to convince girl he is different by making a kitchen joke   
Nah man, you're not a stereotypical guy at all
Claims not a stereotypical guy
1. Beta as ****
2. Straight away replies to the "girl gamer"
3. Saw him choking on Darius Negrophalluss cock in Walmart buying clothes, the latest Call of Duty and **** .
4. tries to convince girl he is different by making a kitchen joke
Nah man, you're not a stereotypical guy at all
#335 to #330 - megashot (08/10/2013) [-]
old copypasta
#336 to #335 - luciferspianist (08/10/2013) [-]
Well 						****					 me so it did
Well **** me so it did
#332 to #330 - oneskintwoskin (08/10/2013) [-]
dude....
#252 to #238 - swagloon (08/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #180 to #124 - kirkbot (08/10/2013) [-]
older, more experienced gamer man. I can help you with that
User avatar #127 to #124 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
Hello.
Guy Gamer
19 this month
Still virgin.
I'll change my name to dammit if you want me to.
#382 to #127 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
Thumbed for Emi.
#384 to #382 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
Here's the rest.
#383 to #382 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
So you can have it.
#385 to #383 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
Thank you kindly sir.

Have a good day/night for yourself, toodles.
#389 to #385 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
No problem.
Here's some sick humor.
#390 to #389 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
Excellent.
(Also thanks for posting them all, wasn't expecting it, many thanks)
#391 to #390 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
Again, no problem.
Again, no problem.
#392 to #391 - DremoraValkynaz (08/11/2013) [-]
See yeah around.
User avatar #381 to #127 - vortexrain (08/11/2013) [-]
#1? Holy **** . I'm livin' the dream.
User avatar #378 to #377 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
So finally, we meet.
User avatar #379 to #378 - xsoulchaser (08/10/2013) [-]
Well we wouldn't want fusileer to have wasted an ejaculation, now would we? xD
User avatar #380 to #379 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
No, we wouldn't.
#375 to #127 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
haha i lost my virginity at 17 you f aggot hahaha
User avatar #373 to #127 - zenagirl (08/10/2013) [-]
damn thats good **** 7/10
#366 to #127 - optimussum (08/10/2013) [-]
Master of romance
Master of romance
#363 to #127 - manwithanopinion (08/10/2013) [-]
where the **** did this smooth ass mother ****** come from?
User avatar #350 to #127 - scumbagposter (08/10/2013) [-]
I want to change my name how can i do that?
#346 to #127 - funkyspot ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
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******* smooth man
User avatar #282 to #127 - fusileer (08/10/2013) [-]
You two better **** or I've wasted an ejaculation.
User avatar #268 to #127 - kikekicker (08/10/2013) [-]
With that smooth of a line I'm surprised you're a virgin.
#249 to #127 - jakeattack ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
Alpha as ****
#186 to #127 - chubbies (08/10/2013) [-]
Smooth as **** right here.
#148 to #127 - mrhazzy (08/10/2013) [-]
Dear Diary,   
   
Today I learned a way to "woo" the elusive females.   
   
I hope it works for me.
Dear Diary,

Today I learned a way to "woo" the elusive females.

I hope it works for me.

User avatar #150 to #148 - vortexrain (08/10/2013) [-]
Finger's crossed.
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