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98% Jesus

Source: Facebook

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#2 - justleavefagmin (08/09/2013) [+] (19 replies)
But ice is only about 90% water.
That's why it expands when it freezes.
#4 to #2 - ROTFLcopter **User deleted account** (08/09/2013) [-]
Oh really? Then what's the other 10% of ice made of? Pickles?
#1 - OMGNIGGERZ (08/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If he did slip he'd just bust out some sick break dancing moves
#15 - darkbringer (08/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#3 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
sorry to get all religousfag on y'all, but isn't everyone 100% jesus? since many belive that jesus is 100% human and 100% god? (therefore not only 50/50)
User avatar #16 - omniman (08/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I keep waiting to see someone pulling off Jesus walking in the rain, starts running upwards by jumping off of millions of raindrops, past the clouds and strikes a pose in front of the son. And as he appears to fall, an eagle swings by and swoops him away like Gandalf.
Sorry just really think its about time for a GIF like that to start circulating
#29 to #16 - elyiia (08/10/2013) [-]
How high are you right now?
#47 - ChristopherLloyd (08/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#53 to #47 - protroller (08/10/2013) [-]
my favorite
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#38 - datzsumfunnyshit has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#41 to #38 - triggathepirate (08/10/2013) [-]
How many times you gonna try this?
#24 - theroflcer ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
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#33 - gamerfan (08/10/2013) [-]
the only image i have about jesus
User avatar #43 - oubliette (08/10/2013) [-]
so all eskimos is Jesus
User avatar #40 - spyisspy (08/10/2013) [-]
**spyisspy rolls 41** sides annihilated
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User avatar #32 - aceattorneypheonix (08/10/2013) [-]
OBJECTION! That person's body weight would crush the cucumbers, therefore, not walking on cucumbers, but essentially cucumber paste.
#30 - breadmolester (08/10/2013) [-]
Canadians are Jesus's
User avatar #20 - brockton (08/10/2013) [-]
i wanna know if 200 of you people actaully laughed at this or just like making the rest of us not laugh
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