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User avatar #46 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/09/2013) [-]
Here are some other codes
Military Acronyms:
Charlie Foxtrot - Cluster ****
FIGMO - **** it I Got My Orders
FNG - ******* New Guy
FRED - ******* Ridiculous Economic Disaster
FUBAR - ****** Up Beyond All Recognition
Hangar "[#]" - A non existent hangar (e.g if there are 4 hangars, then it would be hangar 5) heard most often over the radio that is code for the bathroom/Porta John. Example: "Get me to hangar 5!"
HUAW - Hurry Up and Wait
KISS - Keep It Simple Stupid
NKAWTG - Nobody Kicks Ass Without Tanker Gas
NUB- New Useless Bitch
OFO - Out ******* Off
Perpes - Humorous nickname for PRP, take on herpes
PFM - Pure ******* Magic; Term to refer to a technical problem that somehow resolved itself
Pop Tart - Airman who's technical career schools are 6 weeks or less
Secret squirrel stuff - Material classified above secret or compartmentalzed information.
SWAG - Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
TLAR - That Looks About Right
WAG - Wild-Ass Guess
User avatar #869 to #46 - cfeuer (08/10/2013) [-]
how do you not have AWOL in there. Absent with-out leave.
#811 to #46 - minecraftpvper (08/10/2013) [-]
This explained the first mission of CoD4 for me.
#790 to #46 - bummerdrummer (08/10/2013) [-]
I finally get Corki's quote, "It's a Charlie Foxtrot!"

oh Riot, you so funny
User avatar #765 to #46 - geeg (08/10/2013) [-]
When I PCS'ed to my first duty station, I was known as FUNGUS

**** U New Guy U Suck
#598 to #46 - skepticrocker ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
My favorite is DILIGAF- Does It Look Like I Give A ****
It's best used in conjunction with FUBAR
User avatar #756 to #598 - dyllygaf (08/10/2013) [-]
That's where my username came from
User avatar #588 to #46 - ninjastarthrow (08/10/2013) [-]
My buddy who is a Marine now says "Kill" Instead of saying "Cool" or "Awesome"

"Hey dude we're going to dinner."
"Kill."
User avatar #572 to #46 - fadetometallica (08/10/2013) [-]
**** Pop Tarts man. Personnel and Finance and all of them. Mine was SEVEN MONTHS. It always pissed me off when people had short ass tech schools like that.
User avatar #876 to #572 - CoolStoryBrosky (08/10/2013) [-]
I know the feel.
MI here.
User avatar #758 to #572 - balogan (08/10/2013) [-]
I'm about 4 months into my tech school. Grad in mid October, hold from 3-6 months, then "C" school for another 5. I know what you mean.
User avatar #794 to #758 - fadetometallica (08/10/2013) [-]
Damn, what's your job?
User avatar #796 to #794 - balogan (08/10/2013) [-]
Fire Controlman. I'll be in Great lakes for at least another 5 months.
User avatar #799 to #796 - fadetometallica (08/10/2013) [-]
That long to be a fireman?
Well I guess it's different for those of you in the Navy.
My tech school honestly would've been longer but the vast majority of our learning is on the job training. I work Avionics on A-10C Warthogs. It's really complicated and very technical. So there's a lot of stuff that would just make tech school way too long and pointless.
User avatar #805 to #799 - balogan (08/10/2013) [-]
Common misconception, we're the main part of surface warfare.
usmilitary.about.com/od/enlistedjob1/a/fc.htm
This explains it better that i can.
Basically FC's are in charge of everything Aegis, RAM, Sea Sparrow, Tomahawk, Standard, and Harpoon missiles, CWIS, MK 45 5 in. mounts, and MK 76 3 in. mounts.
User avatar #813 to #805 - fadetometallica (08/10/2013) [-]
So you fix weapons AND shoot them? That's ******* cool. Totally worth the long tech school.
User avatar #814 to #813 - balogan (08/10/2013) [-]
It's got pushbutton E-4, With a 6 year contract.
What's your job?
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User avatar #481 to #46 - galvasted (08/10/2013) [-]
SWAG- scientific wild ass guess
User avatar #456 to #46 - niggastolemyname (08/10/2013) [-]
AKA NOT millitary acronyms
User avatar #611 to #456 - wolvesbrickwall ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
I've heard many of those used by military personal. SWAG quite often (and no, not in the adminy ****** way)
#256 to #46 - strykerx ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
I used to think FUBAR meant ****** Up By A Rhino
User avatar #558 to #256 - monkeysniper (08/10/2013) [-]
Actually I think FUBAR is ****** Up Beyond All Repair
User avatar #480 to #256 - niggastolemyname (08/10/2013) [-]
I read ****** by a rhino omfg not a clever man
User avatar #105 to #46 - pureevil (08/09/2013) [-]
Tbh, KISS isn't only a military acronym, it's very common in pretty much any job today.
User avatar #93 to #46 - thizuos (08/09/2013) [-]
SNAFU - Situation normal, all ****** up
User avatar #203 to #93 - gustaforce (08/09/2013) [-]
SUSFU - Situation unchanged, still ****** up
User avatar #47 to #46 - misticalz ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Ohh ohh
I got one
MLG.
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