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Aquaman's only weakness

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Submitted: 08/08/2013
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#9 - Customer Services (08/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Lol OP. You're never been so wrong
#14 - stunnedmullet (08/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
DC is trying to give him back some ass-kick. I personally have never been a fan of aquaman, but when you think about it, he's no wimp.

He has a trident that is magic (superman has no defense against magic, so his powers don't protect him as well against it as they would against non-magic items) which he can summon at any time.

He has water manipulation to the max, including the ability to rip it out of normal people's body. (I was told of a comic where his wife drained someone to the equivalent of ten days without water, then put it back in them when she was essentially told to calm her tits)

And more than all else, he isn't just a guy in seashells. He can swim to the bottom of the ocean. Human science hasn't developed something that won't be crushed yet, but this guy just sorta doggy-paddles his way down to check up on Patrick Star. This means he's also nigh invulnerable unless you're some other hero.

If anything, he could punch out the lower villains like Two-Face pretty easy. A Justic friend indeed.
#31 - theavatarspupil (08/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#28 - dedaluminus (08/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Back the **** up, ************* , and let me tell you about The God-Damn Sub-Mariner (yes, the hyphen is important.) Marvel comics has their own underwater superhero, and when they penned this sexy beast they did everything possible to make him NOT A BITCH. Underwater kingdom being attacked? Kill everyone responsible. Toxic waste being dumped into your ocean? ATTACK NEW YORK. That's right, this spangly-pantsed homo mermanus had enough balls to declare war on THE ENTIRE SURFACE. Aquaman doesn't even have enough balls to fill his silly orange jumpsuit. And he stuck with it, too. The only reason he stopped is because he found out that the Nazis were a bunch of dicks, and actively started fighting them instead. Fighting them how? Did he get the fishies to tell him what the Nazis were up to so he could tell someone else? NO. He went off and sunk 50 U-Boats. Dragged them to the ocean floor and broke their props with his BARE HANDS. Oh, what's that you say? Still sounds useless above water? Nope. This sparkling example of how to do a water-based superhero right can FLY. And he still has his super strength outside the water, too. He has to get wet every now and again to maintain top form, but even when completely dry he's more than a hundred times as strong as a normal human, and can still fly. And it's not like it's hard for him to get wet when EVERY WOMAN HE WALKS BY gets wet from his mere presence. He doesn't attack the surface much anymore, but there's a definite understanding that if the surface ***** **** up too much, he'll throw down. Even Iron Man had to get permission from this glorious mermaidman to install the arc reactor in New York harbor.

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#38 - fistofpain (08/09/2013) [-]
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#2 - derperherp (08/09/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Hope I get somthing ralated. *roll image*63
User avatar #5 to #4 - randomwanker (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't know if you are just kidding or need help.... it's roll picture
#59 - umopapisdn (08/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#34 - mattdoggy ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Can't decide if he's trying to kill himself or thrill himself
Can't decide if he's trying to kill himself or thrill himself
#58 - infinitereaper ONLINE (08/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Guys I just learned how badass Aquaman is,

His ability to communicate with telepathy is limited to fish but he can use his mind powers for hypnotic suggestion on all other creatures and even gave one supervillain a seizure with psychic attack. His wife is a superhero, he regular traverses both time and space. He fights Ancient night gods and demons trying to enter our world on a regular basis.

He's the king of ************* Atlantis, and ruler of many city states in the ocean, the denizens there are all several times stronger than normal humans and the place where technology and magic meld. This guy founded even founded the Justice League.

He has fought gods and punched death in the face, in the river Styx.

And he stole his boat.

never thought the day would come when I said this but holy **** Aquaman is cool
#54 - yourinvisiblegf (08/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
pic related
#57 to #54 - joethebeast (08/09/2013) [-]
good lord....
good lord....
#23 - SILENCEnight (08/09/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #201 at pantene ** You know, the aqua man portrayed in the Justice League cartoons actually seemed pretty badass.
User avatar #32 - legomanjaimy (08/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**legomanjaimy rolled user derangedberger ** My Weakness
User avatar #69 to #32 - TheMather ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
**TheMather rolled user sigcurtis ** My weakness.
#67 - fleshharvester (08/09/2013) [-]
**fleshharvester rolled a random image posted in comment #670 at Funnyjunk in the real life **
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#21 - endface ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Tied up man in spandex on the beach?
Tied up man in spandex on the beach?
#10 - lookathecomment (08/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**lookathecomment rolled a random image posted in comment #3367426 at Friendly ** HFW
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