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    #203 - ryuryu
    Reply+202
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    >beta for not getting laid

    Shut the **** up. Right ******* there. There is nothing wrong with not / not wanting to because yer not ready. Anyone that thinks so can go **** themselves.
    #1345 to #203 - adrianoc
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Thank you for that comment, really.... Somehow the day before yesterday I ageed to be a friends **** buddy however yesterday I had already regreted it (I'm on vacation in another country right now so we never really did anything). I'm a virgin but I don't really feel the need to sleep around and I feel that if I would do something with this chick it would just feel wrong. Thank you I will tell her the deal's off.
    #1233 to #203 - aceonfire
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    You're too ******* right. I lost mine to someone I wish I hadn't. We ended up dating for a year and a half, and it turns out she was just a cheating whore. I wish I had waited, because I found out that its a ******* better to be with someone you love and have that kind of intimacy than to just have sex with whomever. Anyone that pressures you into having sex with a random bimbo is most likely just insecure themselves.
    #986 to #203 - saygoodnight
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    **** yes man. I was holding mine until I found someone I thought I loved. Helped this girl out when her BF broke up with her, took her out, was the complete opposite of her ex (He was a dick. Made her buy everything, got her pregnant and didn't care, even when she had a miscarriage he made jokes to her face about it.), and made her happy. We ended up going out, she was awesome, said I was awesome, then I lost my virginity to her. Bitch ended up leaving me saying "She wants to be alone" after 2 months of dating. She ended up getting with a redneck asshole who cheated on her, but I'm the one that found out and told her. She got back with me, insisted she loved me and **** and wanted to be my wife. What does she do? She went from "I love you so much!" to "I don't like you" in literally days. Found out, she was going behind my back for a week before we broke up this last time. She got back with her ******* ex before me. To this day, I regret losing my virginity to that ******* ungrateful whore.    
<Pic related. It's me and the bitch last year, back on Prom.
    **** yes man. I was holding mine until I found someone I thought I loved. Helped this girl out when her BF broke up with her, took her out, was the complete opposite of her ex (He was a dick. Made her buy everything, got her pregnant and didn't care, even when she had a miscarriage he made jokes to her face about it.), and made her happy. We ended up going out, she was awesome, said I was awesome, then I lost my virginity to her. Bitch ended up leaving me saying "She wants to be alone" after 2 months of dating. She ended up getting with a redneck asshole who cheated on her, but I'm the one that found out and told her. She got back with me, insisted she loved me and **** and wanted to be my wife. What does she do? She went from "I love you so much!" to "I don't like you" in literally days. Found out, she was going behind my back for a week before we broke up this last time. She got back with her ******* ex before me. To this day, I regret losing my virginity to that ******* ungrateful whore.
    <Pic related. It's me and the bitch last year, back on Prom.
    User avatar#1338 to #986 - miscarriage
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    goodnight
    User avatar#791 to #203 - errdayimfjing
    Reply+3
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    what if i'm not ready to **** myself?
    #565 to #203 - hotsaws
    Reply+2
    (08/09/2013)[-]
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    #497 to #203 - HackDotContextual
    Reply+4
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Halle ******* Lujah. When I was 14 I had the chance to lose my virginity to this chick I met at a cruise but I didn't want to because I promised myself I would wait til I was 18 and later on the chick had a boyfriend so I dodged a bullet. nonetheless I lost it at 16 but I was way more sure I wanted to. Bitch was a cunt anyways but **** it this time I was ready.
    User avatar#372 to #203 - ICEDgrunge
    Reply+9
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I opened this thread and expected a healthy stream of admins trying to crucify you for being decent, and I got pleasantly surprised.
    #374 to #372 - ryuryu
    Reply+5
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    The internet works in weird ways, my friend.
    User avatar#208 to #203 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+20
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Hah. It's posts like these that remind me of my ex. She was my first girlfriend. She told me she wanted to have sex with me and I said no. We only lasted Maybe 4 months and she turned out to be a fake, cheating whore. I knew her for 4 years and now we don't talk anymore. Still virgin, but I don't regret it.
    User avatar#471 to #208 - handsomelegend
    Reply+2
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I ****** up on my part and did it earlier than I really wanted to. I really regret it too man. It's not that it wasn't good it's just I know that if it was with someone that I knew I wanted to do it with it would've been 10 times better.
    User avatar#475 to #471 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Exactly what I was thinking when I made my decision. Turns out I was right.
    User avatar#478 to #475 - handsomelegend
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    You really were dude if I could take it back I would because now there's a girl who I really do think I love at least enough for our relationship to be meaningful in my life.
    User avatar#482 to #478 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Well, I'm happy for you, man. Just know, though. Maybe it won't be the first time for you, but that just means you'll get better, faster, and for her.
    User avatar#485 to #482 - handsomelegend
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Yeah that's true and I really hope it goes well between us. Thanks for being a bro man take my thumbs.
    User avatar#487 to #485 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Thanks man, and you too. Good luck bro.
    #210 to #208 - ryuryu
    Reply+4
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Hell yeah brother. I don't want a really want a relationship because I don't think I could do it. Also, I will **** it up. Friends mean a lot to me, and I check up on them a lot, and when I was talking to one chick, she said something like "I've been looking for a nicer way to say thing, but you're ******* annoying." Well ****. That was from a chick that I was worried about because she recently contemplated suicide. 3rd attempt at it.
    User avatar#220 to #210 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Hah, my ex also used to tell me about how she's wanted to commit suicide. She's a real attention whore, looking back at it. She treated people who tried to be friends with her like ****, always thought my friends were assholes, cheated on one of my friends, snuck out and ****** her ex boyfriend, THEN claimed it was rape when she actually agreed to it. She's got a mental disorder, I think. She actually used to be normal. I mean the thing is about girls like that, once they screw you over, you're like "Well, I mean on one hand... but I at least NEVER have to talk to her again!".
    #224 to #220 - ryuryu
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Haha. It's funny how they always play victim... when really that's not always the case. I think you saw this, I don't remember it fully, but it was with Men that I don't want to feel like the bad guy and Women said they have not found the next man to move on to. Not all women are like that given, but it seems like a lot of them are sadly. Sorry to hear about your relationship troubles, mate. Hope it works out for ya.
    User avatar#233 to #224 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Oh, yeah. I saw that post. I only wish it were less true. She talked to someone about breaking up with me 2 weeks before she got with the next guy (Who she dated literally the day after). But ah, no worries. I found someone already and she's now dating a schizophrenic, scene-kid who is addicted to sex and attempted to murder a kid. I'd say she got the short end of the stick on this one.
    #239 to #233 - ryuryu
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    >addicted to sex

    That sums up a large majority of the male population, sadly. I wish it was less about that, but like that **** is gonna happen. World is gettin ******, but sometimes, SOMETIMES good things happen. Maybe Im being pessimistic about it, I dunno. And that bitch got what she had comming for her haha.
    User avatar#251 to #239 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+2
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Oh, I agree completely. Way I look at it is she could have had me. Weeks before I stopped talking to her she told me that so far no guy's treated her better than I had. Actually her exact words were that I was the best boyfriend she'd ever had. Boy, it sucked for her to find out I was talking to somebody and didn't want her back anymore.
    #269 to #251 - ryuryu
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    When there's a chance, take it, for you may never get another again. Pretty much make the first time count. Second chances are rare when it comes to something that actually matters.
    User avatar#272 to #269 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    No words ever spoken could be more true, my friend.
    #280 to #272 - ryuryu
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Glad I found someone who doesn't have their head up their asses and isn't full of ****.

    It seems to become rarer as days pass by.
    User avatar#295 to #280 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Oh, definitely. You can't go a day without seeing one, it seems.
    #306 to #295 - ryuryu
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Yep. It's more of What? You aren't an asshat? Holy ****!
    User avatar#308 to #306 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Too, true. Even more-so on the internet.
    #317 to #308 - ryuryu
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    The internet seems to be a catalyst for this because people can be anon and say whatever the hell they want
    #376 to #317 - anon id: 6593a6b1
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    You're right.
    #379 to #376 - ryuryu
    Reply+3
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    +1 to you anon, for not being as douche canoe.
    User avatar#320 to #317 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    It's been said that you'll never find a more truthful person than one who's given anonymity. Instead of truthfulness, they just spout the word 'admin' until it gets old. Anons on FJ who troll, I don't get annoyed, because they're so bad at it. I'm more on the side of "Why do you think to even try?"
    #334 to #320 - ryuryu
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I agree. Years ago, trolling was somewhat of an art, where you'd be either pissed or feel stupid, but they crafted it well, it was delivered well, but now trolling = flaming people.
    User avatar#346 to #334 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+2
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Half the time, I wonder if people even know what trolling is. I've been trolling for a good 3-4 years, but quit because people don't seem to actually know what it is anymore. Anything that is an unpopular opinion is what people consider trolling now. "The Beatles suck trololololol". It started to become like this around the time rage-faces appeared on T-shirts. Sad thing is I had no problem with rage comics, but new people didn't know how to use them correctly, and suddenly they just died. **** sucks, man.
    #354 to #346 - ryuryu
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    It does. When I see a good troll, someone who is actually not just a ****** retard, but actually knowing what it is, it's like seeing someone that belongs to a dying race that seems doomed to die with no means to come back. The internet used to be good, where it was funny, not the dark place it's turned into now.
    User avatar#432 to #354 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Yeah, I think I'll end the discussion here as a result of the reply problem, but it's been good talkin to ya, man. You're definitely a cut above a good portion when it comes to sensitbility. I always like when I can find someone interesting enough to keep conversation with over FJ.
    #443 to #432 - ryuryu
    0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Thanks, and you too. It's good to see that I am not alone on this stuff.
    User avatar#419 to #354 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I don't know why I couldn't reply to your last two comments, but in response to #400, that is a damn good read. Bitch had it coming. My ex thought she was pregnant and she was like "You'll... you'll be there for me, right?" and I was sitting there laughing my ass off. I was like "Yeah, sure." I almost wish she actually got pregnant to see the look on her face when her **** up came back to her. I'm actually really sad her parents didn't find out.
    #424 to #419 - ryuryu
    0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Hahaha. It's like a moment of "bitch you serious right now?" and then you realize they are. I honestly don't think I'll date. It's the fact that women think about things a whole different way. Men, well, we're more or less ball park, but then women take it to a point where Im like "The ****?" They either take it to the extreme or don't give it enough credit (I can't think of the word sorry ><). And I've had the reply problem too, I dunno what it is.
    User avatar#359 to #354 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Hipsters, man. Internet's turned to **** because of 'em.
    #400 to #359 - ryuryu
    +1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Oh, and about our earlier conversation about women, take a look at this

    www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4404995/Worth+the+read/
    #368 to #359 - ryuryu
    0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    In 9th(?) grade there was a ginger with long hair and classes who went try hard to be hipsters, who was ****** pissed off by me because I didn't share his hipster views. in 10th grade he tried to get my attention and almost started shouting my name he was so pissed off I was ignoring him. He'd always go "I did x before it was cool." when he was talkin to friends or random girls.
    I think he might be slightly retarded too, I dunno.
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