...good, im not the only one... - #99608585 added by drastronomy at Worth the read (repaired/retyped) Not me

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My thoughts while reading this:
>she's going to be a guy
>she's going to get killed by ******
>her parents are going to die
>she's going to be a guy
>they'll break up in the sadest way possible
>everybody walk the dinosaur

#1409 to #59 - dapperclapper

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I was expecting this to end like that story from /b/ about a guy named Doc and a chick named Nao. I think it's called "69 shades of Anon" or something like that. The ending to that thing was the most disturbing ******* thing I've ever read in my entire life.

#1400 to #59 - exacerbated

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(08/09/2013) [-]

>They broke up because he left to become the prince of bel air

#1372 to #59 - josephwolfe

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(08/09/2013) [-]

I actually thought every one of those would happen

#1354 to #59 - rageshaman

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(08/09/2013) [-]

You forgot that she is spaghetti, but all in all this list seems to be accurate to what to expect from /b/

#1312 to #59 - davidmr

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I was also expecting the saddest break up possible :S

#1200 to #59 - daentraya

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I thought so too. The whole time i was like 'I know it's gonna end horribly, i know it's not true, i dont want it to end, i should stop reading now, ******** on that'
Does people like this exist outside of anime?

#1080 to #59 - scoobi

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I thought the meathead was going to be injured seriously and also, the girl was going to have sex with anon and anon explains it in full detail.

#1077 to #59 - letdemrustle

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I was expecting the "meathead" to get revenge by killing his girlfriend

#1425 to #1077 - Tvfreek

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Same here. Im glad it didnt end like that.

#1048 to #59 - mrkek

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(08/09/2013) [-]

Did you remember the option: "She's going to be a guy?"

#910 to #59 - hydraetis

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I thought she was gonna be some psycho murderer and sacrifice him to the dark lord satan.

#845 to #59 - rhevol

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(08/09/2013) [-]

Every single post on /b/

#831 to #59 - Dagoron

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That'a exactly what I thought! In almost the exact same order! I had 'she's going to be a guy' in there a few extra times.....

I was like, "Damnit, it's building the feels and now I'm going to get kicked in the daddy bags........"

#763 to #59 - effort

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Man my first thoughts were that she was a guy, like when the "asshole" was about to say something as they were leaving the classroom, he was going to mention that, but couldn't.

#758 to #59 - moldybreadcrumb

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(08/09/2013) [-]

I expected someone to be spaghetti.

#738 to #59 - buttinspecter

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(08/09/2013) [-]

>It's Bill ******* Murray. "No one will ever believe you".

#735 to #59 - lawerancearm

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I thought it was going to be a Nessy story and need about Tree Fiddy.

#660 to #59 - sippay

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she asks for about tree fiddy and turns into the lochness monster.

#618 to #59 - thesnarfalarker

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I was expecting her to find out she had cancer

#500 to #59 - bigblacknegro

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i expected her to be raped by her dad and that she can't be with him anymore.

#493 to #59 - vaporous

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(08/09/2013) [-]

I was expecting him to move in with his auntie and uncle in Belair.

#418 to #59 - Sdgnuipaegr

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(08/09/2013) [-]

You were pretty sold on the "going to be a guy" ending

#411 to #59 - freakstorm

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(08/09/2013) [-]

I laughed at this like a retarded seal
mostly because i had the same suspicions

#303 to #59 - huemotherfucker

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(08/09/2013) [-]

I thought she was gonna have some incurable disease and die in his arms or something. I was preparing for feel overload.

#463 to #303 - tapeworms

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Dude, I thought that was why she was tired.

#517 to #463 - anon id: 86f94c25

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I thought she'd die there and he'd try to wake her up again and again.

#559 to #517 - tapeworms

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(08/09/2013) [-]

Wow, that's messed up. I think 4chan has made us pessimistic. At least it had a happy ending though, eh Anon?

#524 to #517 - adu

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I actually thought that she had abusive, possibly alcoholic parents that would eventually end up accidentally killing her or causing her to commit suicide. To be honest, it just seemed like the most likely scenario to me, since my best friend has been abused before, and my mother was sexually abused as a child since 7.

#525 to #524 - adu

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I forgot to mention that it would explain why her only contact is her mom, because her parents might check her phone, and it would explain why she didn't want to return home at times.

#137 to #59 - elynichujy

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