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    User avatar#59 - SirSheepy
    Reply+766
    (08/08/2013)[-]
    My thoughts while reading this:
    >she's going to be a guy
    >she's going to get killed by ******
    >her parents are going to die
    >she's going to be a guy
    >they'll break up in the sadest way possible
    >everybody walk the dinosaur
    #1409 to #59 - dapperclapper
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I was expecting this to end like that story from /b/ about a guy named Doc and a chick named Nao. I think it's called "69 shades of Anon" or something like that. The ending to that thing was the most disturbing ******* thing I've ever read in my entire life.
    User avatar#1400 to #59 - exacerbated
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    >They broke up because he left to become the prince of bel air
    User avatar#1372 to #59 - josephwolfe
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I actually thought every one of those would happen
    User avatar#1354 to #59 - rageshaman
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    You forgot that she is spaghetti, but all in all this list seems to be accurate to what to expect from /b/
    #1312 to #59 - davidmr
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I was also expecting the saddest break up possible :S
    User avatar#1200 to #59 - daentraya
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I thought so too. The whole time i was like 'I know it's gonna end horribly, i know it's not true, i dont want it to end, i should stop reading now, ******** on that'
    Does people like this exist outside of anime?
    User avatar#1080 to #59 - scoobi
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I thought the meathead was going to be injured seriously and also, the girl was going to have sex with anon and anon explains it in full detail.
    #1077 to #59 - letdemrustle
    Reply+3
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I was expecting the "meathead" to get revenge by killing his girlfriend
    #1425 to #1077 - Tvfreek
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Same here. Im glad it didnt end like that.
    #1048 to #59 - mrkek
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Did you remember the option: "She's going to be a guy?"
    User avatar#910 to #59 - hydraetis
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I thought she was gonna be some psycho murderer and sacrifice him to the dark lord satan.
    User avatar#845 to #59 - rhevol
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Every single post on /b/
    #831 to #59 - Dagoron
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    That'a exactly what I thought! In almost the exact same order! I had 'she's going to be a guy' in there a few extra times.....

    I was like, "Damnit, it's building the feels and now I'm going to get kicked in the daddy bags........"
    User avatar#763 to #59 - effort
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Man my first thoughts were that she was a guy, like when the "asshole" was about to say something as they were leaving the classroom, he was going to mention that, but couldn't.
    User avatar#758 to #59 - moldybreadcrumb
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I expected someone to be spaghetti.
    #738 to #59 - buttinspecter
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    >It's Bill ******* Murray. "No one will ever believe you".
    User avatar#735 to #59 - lawerancearm
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I thought it was going to be a Nessy story and need about Tree Fiddy.
    #660 to #59 - sippay
    Reply+4
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    she asks for about tree fiddy and turns into the lochness monster.
    User avatar#618 to #59 - thesnarfalarker
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I was expecting her to find out she had cancer
    User avatar#500 to #59 - bigblacknegro
    Reply+3
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    i expected her to be raped by her dad and that she can't be with him anymore.
    #493 to #59 - vaporous
    Reply+8
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I was expecting him to move in with his auntie and uncle in Belair.
    User avatar#418 to #59 - Sdgnuipaegr
    Reply+3
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    You were pretty sold on the "going to be a guy" ending
    User avatar#411 to #59 - freakstorm
    Reply+3
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I laughed at this like a retarded seal
    mostly because i had the same suspicions
    #303 to #59 - huemotherfucker
    Reply+39
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I thought she was gonna have some incurable disease and die in his arms or something. I was preparing for feel overload.
    User avatar#463 to #303 - tapeworms
    Reply+16
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Dude, I thought that was why she was tired.
    #517 to #463 - anon id: 86f94c25
    Reply0
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I thought she'd die there and he'd try to wake her up again and again.
    User avatar#559 to #517 - tapeworms
    Reply+11
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    Wow, that's messed up. I think 4chan has made us pessimistic. At least it had a happy ending though, eh Anon?
    #524 to #517 - adu
    Reply+5
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I actually thought that she had abusive, possibly alcoholic parents that would eventually end up accidentally killing her or causing her to commit suicide. To be honest, it just seemed like the most likely scenario to me, since my best friend has been abused before, and my mother was sexually abused as a child since 7.
    #525 to #524 - adu
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    I forgot to mention that it would explain why her only contact is her mom, because her parents might check her phone, and it would explain why she didn't want to return home at times.
    #137 to #59 - elynichujy
    Reply+3
    (08/08/2013)[-]
    Or maybe she is some sort of BDSM fetishist and that's why people call her creepy?   
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    Or maybe she is some sort of BDSM fetishist and that's why people call her creepy?
    Random gif unrelated.
    User avatar#62 to #59 - herosoldier
    Reply+15
    (08/08/2013)[-]
    I was expecting that she was gonna be raped by ******
    User avatar#954 to #62 - anonymousbrony
    Reply+1
    (08/09/2013)[-]
    That would make me rage so much. I'd literally have to take a break from the internet just to calm down.
    User avatar#141 to #62 - drastronomy
    Reply+8
    (08/08/2013)[-]
    ...good, im not the only one...
    User avatar#63 to #62 - SirSheepy
    Reply+8
    (08/08/2013)[-]
    I knew I was forgetting something.
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