It has an exclamation mark, must open it. . Collect this ch est and open "rt!. The item that Darius Negrophallus is pushing so hard is starting to get annoying.
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Submitted: 08/07/2013
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#37 - bobthedilder (08/08/2013) [-]
MFW this **** popped up after Darius Negrophallus's fagpage
User avatar #28 - newbiee (08/08/2013) [-]
i dont even know why i have items, i dont know what they do.
User avatar #36 to #28 - egosumproxi (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't even know how I got mine...
User avatar #29 to #28 - mkgt (08/08/2013) [-]
They make you want MORE


And then you waste your life collecting them
User avatar #30 to #29 - newbiee (08/08/2013) [-]
err no not really
User avatar #31 to #30 - mkgt (08/08/2013) [-]
I guess they're just for the sake of having them. Unless there's a way to convert items to thumbs or currency that nobody is telling us about.
#32 to #31 - newbiee (08/08/2013) [-]
theyre just pointless
theyre just pointless
User avatar #33 to #32 - mkgt (08/08/2013) [-]
Well, I'm not wasting my time.
#27 - A Pickle (08/08/2013) [-]
oh the irony
User avatar #26 - ishallsmiteyou (08/08/2013) [-]
click adblock, click custom filter, click chest and text. Done.
#24 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Probably not a game, probably just trying to make it to where we all have items or other things that are more valuable or for more content in which he could charge a fee or some other ploy to make money...
#23 - sacticalnuke (08/08/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 hate the "item """"game""""". If I try adblock the static2.fjcdn.com/items/* it removes more than just the item. It 						*******					 removes graphic elements on the website. I never played it and I liked the 0 in the items counter. Now I have a 3 there.   
   
Admon. This 						****					 is not even a game. I don't want to partake in your 						******					 experiment.
I ******* hate the "item """"game""""". If I try adblock the static2.fjcdn.com/items/* it removes more than just the item. It ******* removes graphic elements on the website. I never played it and I liked the 0 in the items counter. Now I have a 3 there.

Admon. This **** is not even a game. I don't want to partake in your ****** experiment.
User avatar #35 to #23 - thelordofrepost (08/08/2013) [-]
Sell them in the auction house for 1 fj point each. Problem solved.
#21 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Darius Negrophallus is less like kim jong and more like, hitler (did you know hitler was bi-polar?)
#22 to #21 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Darius Negrophallus?
User avatar #25 to #22 - facetiousrunner (08/08/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link corrects to that **** . cause he is also a fan of stupid auto fills
#19 - alstorp ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
#18 - kaboomz (08/08/2013) [-]
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What the **** did you just ******* say about my item game, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* banned, kiddo.
User avatar #15 - frenzysalem (08/08/2013) [-]
can someone explain the items thing to me? from what i've gathered you just click items and it sits on your profile doing nothing and for some reason, lots of people are really interested in getting certain items. why? what's the point in this?
User avatar #17 to #15 - ricketyrackety (08/08/2013) [-]
you collect items... some items can be combined to make better items that are very rare. then there are very rare drops...

but really, there's no point. items board is all drama, hate, harassment... and the rare items that do drop are picked up by only a select few who have fast enough internet connection.
User avatar #13 - usernameluisdjlols (08/08/2013) [-]
i play enough tf2 to know it won't be worth it
#12 - mayorman (08/08/2013) [-]
there's a cancer joke in there somewhere
#11 - ffffyou (08/08/2013) [-]
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Use add block on it... If it trully annoys you,and if you're not just saying this because you're on a bandwagon now.
User avatar #16 to #11 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
If you use adblock, he just puts up a new items add every few days. So it's not really effective
User avatar #34 to #16 - adu ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
It takes like three clicks to block an element using ABP, so if that's all I have to do for a few days without seeing items, that's fine.
User avatar #9 - noxiate (08/08/2013) [-]
Even us items users are starter to get a little annoyed by it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - noxiate (08/08/2013) [-]
starting*
****
#7 - mostlyshits ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
User avatar #6 - danzmanz (08/08/2013) [-]
HOW
THE ****
DO YOU OPEN IT
#8 to #6 - ironsoul (08/08/2013) [-]
you need a key. Don't play though, adfag will punish you for it.
#5 - Zyklone (08/08/2013) [-]
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yea Darius Negrophallus, back the **** off my dick with all those faggy items
User avatar #4 - Zeigh (08/07/2013) [-]
The item **** that Darius Negrophallus is pushing so hard is starting to get annoying.
User avatar #38 to #4 - rieskimo (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah that last little "Oh hey, here's 3 items go and play the game guys!"

was more than just a little attention whoring for that.

I gave the 3 items that I got from when the item game first started away, I literally had to beg people to take them.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Zeigh (08/08/2013) [-]
I just ******* on the auction and put them up for like 2 fj points or w/e the **** .

This retarded item games serves no ******* purpose. Maybe if we could trade fj points for colored text or speed up leveling new accounts or some **** I might be a teensy bit more interested.
User avatar #40 to #39 - rieskimo (08/08/2013) [-]
If people want to play it, that's fine.
I don't have any beef with its pointlessness, I mean after all we are on FJ.

But all the mass messages about the game and now this? It's getting to be a bit much to keep quiet.

I tried to put them up for 0 points but it wouldn't let me so I did 1 point which worked.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Zeigh (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't mind other people playing it, I was just fine when everything moved to the item board. It meant I didn't have to see it, and it didn't take up any space on what I was viewing.
It's just Darius Negrophallus keeps pushing and pushing for this asinine and pointless little game.
Does he seriously think this pathetic excuse for a game is going to increase revenue or some **** ?
#14 to #4 - rapevan (08/08/2013) [-]
if you can't beat them,join them
if you can't beat them,join them
User avatar #2 - arreatface (08/07/2013) [-]
yea 5spooky8me
User avatar #3 to #2 - arreatface (08/07/2013) [-]
dis chest i mean
User avatar #1 - kingxddd (08/07/2013) [-]
Haha I wanted to make the same contact but I was too lazy, thanks kukhode.
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