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User avatar #1284 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
are you fucking kidding me?! this piece of shit has his illness in his username. just that is crying for attention on its own. that seemingly wasn't enough. to get more attention he has some admin upload this gay shit.

how do we even know this is real, and he's really dead. my guess is he's just some histrionic little bitch that will do anything for thumbs/sympathising comments.

either way, why in the blackest part of hell would anyone upload content that anounces that some random guy died? are people misunderstanding this website or something? is the title not up there for some people?

oh hey look people!!! my dog died!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!

if you guys so desperately want a community that gives a single fuck about you, why don't you just join tumblr or some shit like that?
User avatar #1342 to #1284 - redneckraider (08/07/2013) [-]
You're a real piece of work, aren't ya? Have some respect, ass wipe. Even if that's what you think, keep your pathetic shit hole shut, and your opinion to yourself. How do we know this is real? How do we know it's not? How do you know this is fake? How do you know it's a grab for attention? If anything, I'd say your comment is more of a grab for attention. Now shut your mouth, and go bitch on another post.
User avatar #1377 to #1342 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
I like to reserve my respect for those who actually deserve any. I don't know if it's fake, or whatever the hell it might be. I'm simply looking at the cold, hard facts here. If, say, some guy from the outskirts of madrid died, and posted something to some forum about his death, doesn't that just look like a cry for attention?
I simply do not give a shit about people I don't know dying, and I sure as hell don't understand why anybody should

My comment isn't really a grab for attention, but more trying to raise awareness about the cancer of "feel"-posts that seems to be invading this website
User avatar #1390 to #1377 - redneckraider (08/07/2013) [-]
Well, nobody wants to hear it. Especially from some internet douche bag. You can look at the "cold hard facts" all you want, it's still nothing but an opinion, no matter how you word it. Show us something that proves he's still alive. Can't? Oh, well then i guess it's nothing but an opinion. You have no facts, you moron. Nobody said you had to care either, but you should explain how you don't care, if you're making such a fuss about it, isn't that caring? Like i said, you don't know shit from Cheyenne. Learn some respect, and fuck off. It's people like you, who are the problem of the world today.
User avatar #1403 to #1390 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
the part i care about, is that this website is slowly deteriorating into a fucking all-day orgy of fags who like to cry over every even remotely emotional thing in peoples lives.
and are you blind? or do you just not know what respect means?
to me it means to be honest and polite to someone. also, it has to be earned. you don't usually show respect to some random stranger who is NEVER going to influence your life in any concievable way.
User avatar #1421 to #1403 - redneckraider (08/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, and you're forgetting about the part of the site that likes to whine and bitch about every little thing they can on this site. Basically, you're part of that group, and just as much of a problem as anything else on here. Also, are you blind? Have you never heard the term "respect the dead"? Also, you're certainly gaining no respect from anyone here. Nor are you being "honest" or "polite" so, i guess you should probably just fuck off into some dark corner where no one has to deal with your sorry ass.
User avatar #1442 to #1421 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
i only bitch and whine about retarded posts like this. respecting the dead does nobody any good. least of all me. I'm not looking for respect from any of you people. I really don't want repsect from people who mourn a complete stranger.
the honest and polite part was part of what i call respect, but you must have missed that.
i have a policy to mostly be honest, unless it is for the purpose of humor. Here, there is no point in being anything but honest, because any attempt at being sarcastic would ensure a shit-storm akin to this one, without that even being the intention.
politeness, however, is something i only reserve for people i respect, and thereby wish to gain respect from. in this case, writing a polite comment would be very similar to coating shit in chocolate
User avatar #1392 to #1390 - jakols (08/07/2013) [-]
amen.
#1330 to #1284 - jakols (08/07/2013) [-]
You're a horrible fucking person man...
if this is Bullshit, like you suggest. then call me a Fucking Fool, because I'm sold.
these posts he posted in the last 6 months really got to me, and i chose to believe it was real.
I really do hope for the sake of humanity that there does not exist many people
who would pull a terrible tragic longtime troll involving shit like this.
People die from cancer every day, and Alex have given us his side of the story, and how he dealt with it as a 20 year old.
what you choose to believe is up to you. but i would point out that you're a horrible fucking human being if this does not get to you the slightest.
User avatar #1358 to #1330 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
why the hell would any self-respecting person post on the internet that he has cancer.
when you think about it, it can't be for much more than attention.
is posting an illness on a semi-anonymous site going to cure it?
i didn't think so.
I am fully aware that people die from cancer each day. I read the fucking news.
that just makes it even less tragic. several tens of thousands of people die each fucking day! you mean to tell me that we shoud be sad for any single one of them? what the hell is that gonna change? is it gonna stop people from dying?

you have got to be fucking stupid to be sad over some random stranger dying
User avatar #1385 to #1358 - jakols (08/07/2013) [-]
Then call me "Fucking Stupid", because obviously i am.
if each and everyone of the persons who suffers from cancer had a way of telling me their side of the story then, YES, I WOULD BE FUCKING SAD.
and the fact that he was only 20 years old makes it worse. NO ONE is supposed to die that young.
so if you aren't feeling anything, deep, deep inside that cold heart of yours while you read his posts, then feel free to not comment on them.
or show some fucking respect.
it's called empathy.
User avatar #1394 to #1385 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
nobody is supposed to die that young, yet they do. tons of people. each day.
i do not feel something in my heart but anger over shit-posts like this even making front page, let alone getting top spot.
like i have said, I will not show respect to people unless they have earned it. nobody here has yet...
i feel empathy, when i care... and this is not one of those times.
i will probably never feel empathy for any of you sacks of shit unless i know you in real life
User avatar #1407 to #1394 - jakols (08/07/2013) [-]
Then i wish you the best of luck in life. with an attitude like that towards everything you're gonna need it.
and the worst part is... i still care. even about you.
because in my eyes, its always tragic when people die. especially when they aren't supposed to.
so is i read tomorrow that you were dying for some tragic reason like cancer or AIDS, i would care. and i would feel sorry for you.
User avatar #1427 to #1407 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
thing is, i don't need that. I don't have cancer, or any other disease.
even if i did, i still wouldn't tell anybody other than my friends and family
you know why? beacuse telling strangers about your disease is a fucking dick move
sure it's tragic when somebody dies, but the thing is, even as I am typing this, probably around a hundred people have died. am i sad because they die? no! of course not.
I keep living my fucking life
User avatar #1439 to #1427 - jakols (08/07/2013) [-]
i see no point in even discussing this anymore, we're obviously not gaining any ground in any direction.
i really do hope that one day you will get the meaning of empathy, and loosen up a bit.
and then maybe you will realize that the shit that you've written here today,
on a dead mans final post. spitting on his memory like this...
that shit just don't fucking float man....
best of luck to you
- Jack
User avatar #1447 to #1439 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
and maybe one day you will stop being an idealist and realize that the dead are dead, and nothing you do will change anything about it
User avatar #1310 to #1284 - MacheteJoe (08/07/2013) [-]
your life must be really terrible to say some shit like that when Alex just wanted to say thankyou to the rest of fj (besides you) who kept his spirits up on his mind occupied. You belong on 9gag or better yet you should be taking alex's spot in the grave. He was a better person than your pathetic ass.
User avatar #1341 to #1310 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
my life is pretty fucking good right now. bad shit happens in my family too, but you don't see me clogging up this website with that kind of shit.

"belong on 9gag". let's just analyze that statement for a bit.
on 9gag, there is a much higher funny to shit ratio than on this website.
all the funny that is found here, either comes from 9gag, or will be there in a few hours.
people generally only post funny things there, because it's a humor-site

this website is absolute shit when it comes to this. you fags thumb up things that are so unfunny that it makes me want to cut myself.
i think Darius Negrophallus should just permaban all the members of the "feel"-channel. that should solve most of the problem
User avatar #1322 to #1305 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
just pointing out the obvious you little fag.
saying somebody wants to look edgy is a fag move.
it's what you do when you have nothing else to say, and you just want to show up somebody else.

unfortunately, the only people who are bothered by it are little shits like you, who want nothing more than attention
#1343 to #1322 - screaming (08/07/2013) [-]
It was more of trying to make humour of this rather than go batshit crazy at you like most people would've done.

I don't want attention; if I wanted attention, I would've made a post about how my nan died when I was 6/7 and would've been all "hurr durr I'm not over it </3".

Have you ever tried, I dunno, NOT being volatile towards others? It's actually quite a nice feeling.
User avatar #1384 to #1343 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
bull-fucking-shit. being nice to the retards on this site feels about as nice as wiping my ass with rusty razors
#1395 to #1384 - screaming (08/07/2013) [-]
I think you need to chill out, mate. Getting yourself all riled up because of a post on Funnyjunk is silly; have a pint and wait for this all to blow over.
#1414 to #1395 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
that was pretty fucking smooth man. made me smile
User avatar #1300 to #1284 - thewalruss (08/07/2013) [-]
The thing here is that 99% of us know that the thumbs are useless... so, he is actually crying for attention, or he is actually dead. We don't know, but we have the best intentions thumbing this up.
#1314 to #1300 - huffe (08/07/2013) [-]
what is written right under the green thumb? huh?

oh yeah, that's right! it says funny!
this content is, nor will it ever be funny. not even to some depraved sadist will this be funny, because the whole thing is just a fucking orgy of sympathy. in other words; fucking disgusting
#1336 to #1314 - shishiko **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
The faster you find out it's more about the Junk, than the funny, the better.

Deal with the Junk before the Funny, ya dolt.
User avatar #1334 to #1314 - thewalruss (08/07/2013) [-]
Just skip it then. I mean, it's not like this is changing the history or the funniest thing ever... If you don't like it, skip it or thumb it down.
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