Drunk man. Sometimes i like to eat computer parts so i can gain their powers. Drunk cop stories haah I got one freshman in college Merst time smoking weed ialre to the rescue
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Drunk man

Sometimes i like to eat computer parts so i can gain their powers

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Drunk cop stories haah
I got one
freshman in college
Merst time smoking weed
ialready trashed on whiskey
newist hard
Meander down to a frat house
most up outside and pretend to be security
broothers let me and eventually leave
melting people for IDs for about an hour
awhole time drinking hard liquor
cops some up the stairs and ask to come in
aask them for IDs
We are the ******* oops. we are going to some in."
oi say "riddle me this_." then proceed to puke on one ofthem_
stagger back in shock
e run my drunk ass back to my dorm
my head and beard
wee cops every day patrolling the campus
knever recognize me
I regret nothing
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******* total
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Submitted: 08/06/2013
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#1 - snakefire (08/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>be two months ago   
>3 AM   
>me and my drunken father both have JUST gone to bed after chilling to music all night   
>*ding dong*   
>kid I hate at the door, who has always been a cunt to me   
>got his mothers sports car (I cant for the life of me remember what it was) stuck on the soft sand shoulder up the street because he was drunk as 						****					 (is 16)   
>asked my dad to get it out   
>Dad (who is also drunk) drives his isuzu to tow that 						******					   
>sportscar has no tow hookup   
>My dad hooks the tow rope to the body of it (jackass kid told him to)   
>starts pulling and tears the body of that brand 						*******					 new sports car   
>dad drunkenly laughs, says "you're 						******					"   
>we go home and go the 						****					 to sleep.
>be two months ago
>3 AM
>me and my drunken father both have JUST gone to bed after chilling to music all night
>*ding dong*
>kid I hate at the door, who has always been a cunt to me
>got his mothers sports car (I cant for the life of me remember what it was) stuck on the soft sand shoulder up the street because he was drunk as **** (is 16)
>asked my dad to get it out
>Dad (who is also drunk) drives his isuzu to tow that ******
>sportscar has no tow hookup
>My dad hooks the tow rope to the body of it (jackass kid told him to)
>starts pulling and tears the body of that brand ******* new sports car
>dad drunkenly laughs, says "you're ****** "
>we go home and go the **** to sleep.
#2 to #1 - kcormahs (08/06/2013) [-]
">me and my drunken father both have JUST gone to bed"


sounds kinky
#5 - geranemo **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> About a year and a half ago.   
> Drunk as hell standing on my buddies porch to his apartment. (it is a walk way connecting the next door apartment)   
> Smoking a cigarette enjoying the quiet and cold of Montana.   
> Cop car shows up lights flashing stand there all chill.    
> Cops rush at me and shout get on the ground   
> What for? I ask   
> We are looking for a black man 250lbs plus    
> I am a white male 175lbs why am I getting on the ground?   
> Oh we're sorry we thought you were the man we're looking for.   
> I was under an extremely bright light clearly white.   
> I think the cops were drunk.   
>MFW they drag the black guy out of the apartment next door.
> About a year and a half ago.
> Drunk as hell standing on my buddies porch to his apartment. (it is a walk way connecting the next door apartment)
> Smoking a cigarette enjoying the quiet and cold of Montana.
> Cop car shows up lights flashing stand there all chill.
> Cops rush at me and shout get on the ground
> What for? I ask
> We are looking for a black man 250lbs plus
> I am a white male 175lbs why am I getting on the ground?
> Oh we're sorry we thought you were the man we're looking for.
> I was under an extremely bright light clearly white.
> I think the cops were drunk.
>MFW they drag the black guy out of the apartment next door.
#11 - metajunky (08/07/2013) [-]
"riddle me this"
User avatar #12 - optimussum (08/07/2013) [-]
>run
>drunk
#4 - hilariousrubbish (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**hilariousrubbish rolled a random image posted in comment #3157459 at Friendly ** this is the MFW for this pic
#10 - duvallwhitey (08/07/2013) [-]
"Riddle me this"
"Riddle me this"
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