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III] POM IS 50
till Mit SEE ' I'[ Ila' HEB PAENTS ME
till Mit SEE ' I'[ Ila' HEB PAENTS ME
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srslyjakecease (08/07/2013) [-] Given that it is a direct reflection off the front of the eye, and not the retina... he wouldnt have to.
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dedaluminus (08/07/2013) [-] kaboomz, shadowstepone, notsochosentroll, I'm bringing back some classic interwebs for you for this reaction
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douevensax (08/07/2013) [-] Oh yeah that some classic interwebz right there. I just wish they didn't end that thing.
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dedaluminus (08/07/2013) [-] It lasted from 2000 to 2010. That's pretty good for a web series.
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hellreaver (08/07/2013) [-] i didn't really laugh at the gif, i was just really ******* impressed with how smooth it is
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dedaluminus (08/07/2013) [-] I tell you hwut, when I posted this and went to sleep last night I sure was not expecting 1500+ thumbs out of it
maybe 70, like, max
It's like winning the lottery except my life won't get any better any my friends won't ask me for any of my winnings
maybe 70, like, max
It's like winning the lottery except my life won't get any better any my friends won't ask me for any of my winnings
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motherfuckingkenji (08/07/2013) [-] I saw this porno called "Oh no! There's a negro in my daughter!"
This guy came into his living room and there was this chick riding a black guy on the couch and he was like "Julia! (not her name but IDGAF) What are you doing with that negro?! (to which the black guy gets offended)" "I'm banging a black guy, dad! I told you I was bringing a friend over today."
The next 30-ish minutes was her ******* him while her "dad" watched and kept saying how disappointed he was and stuff like "You know, you remind me of your mother." "Getting ****** by a black guy reminds you of mom?" and "You know, that giant black dick is going to destroy your uterus. Don't you want cute little white babies someday?" "No, dad, I just want to get ****** by this big black cock."
At the end, the black guy was like "Oh, I'm gonna cum" and when he finished on her face, her dad clasped his face in overly-dramatic shock and horror and then the black guy grabbed the dad and was like "Alright, you called me a negro, I'm gonna kick your ass" while still fully erect.
Never before have I laughed so hard while masturbating.
This guy came into his living room and there was this chick riding a black guy on the couch and he was like "Julia! (not her name but IDGAF) What are you doing with that negro?! (to which the black guy gets offended)" "I'm banging a black guy, dad! I told you I was bringing a friend over today."
The next 30-ish minutes was her ******* him while her "dad" watched and kept saying how disappointed he was and stuff like "You know, you remind me of your mother." "Getting ****** by a black guy reminds you of mom?" and "You know, that giant black dick is going to destroy your uterus. Don't you want cute little white babies someday?" "No, dad, I just want to get ****** by this big black cock."
At the end, the black guy was like "Oh, I'm gonna cum" and when he finished on her face, her dad clasped his face in overly-dramatic shock and horror and then the black guy grabbed the dad and was like "Alright, you called me a negro, I'm gonna kick your ass" while still fully erect.
Never before have I laughed so hard while masturbating.
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treeandmonkey (08/07/2013) [-]
I tried to find it on google but I can't could you provide me with a link?
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numbertwozeldafan ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-] Seriously? People masturbate to that? People used to pay to masturbate to that?
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xdeathspawnx (08/07/2013) [-] I saw that exact same video. It was great because you are entertained and turned on at the same time.
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arrowinurbutt (08/07/2013) [-] ...I don't see the difference... What did you do to the picture?
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notsochosentroll (08/07/2013) [-] I hate HD porn. You can actually see how bad they're faking it. I've reached the point where I like drawn stuff better.
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chubbybastard (08/07/2013) [-] oops sorry i accidentally put a space in between cliphunter and the period
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manofparody (08/07/2013) [-] I'm sorry... What?
You hate seeing fake sex, so you watch hand drawn sex instead?
So to substitute fake sex, you watch fake sex?
You hate seeing fake sex, so you watch hand drawn sex instead?
So to substitute fake sex, you watch fake sex?
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notsochosentroll (08/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but atleast in drawn sex they don't look like corpses humping. Unless it's zombies.
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dashgamer (08/06/2013) [-] Oh, so that's how the Amy got on TV after being a bitch to Gordon Ramsey.
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knifeyoass (08/06/2013) [-] i remember watching a scene where an asian milf said she was doing this for her kid, and you could see the remorse on her face when the dick was in her ass.
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knifeyoass (08/07/2013) [-] no clue, but i would just go onto maybe....xnxx? and search asian milf? shes a pretty young looking one
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knifeyoass (08/07/2013) [-] sorry but thats as far as i can go. cant remember anything else for your benefit.
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jakols (08/07/2013) [-] Jenna haze's Father and step-mom were her managers and helped her get into the business, and make her one of the larges names there for the better part of a decade.
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slikmonkey (08/07/2013) [-] or maybe they didn't care about the social stigma.
more than likely they're horrible
more than likely they're horrible
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exhaustedheadcase (08/07/2013) [-] knew a girl for a while that a adult film star ( buddy of mine got lucky enough to date her for five months) apparently her parents were proud of it. hung pictures of her from the movies on their wall( when she was dressed before the banging part) and saw every one
how ******* creepy is that? literally watching your daughter have sex
how ******* creepy is that? literally watching your daughter have sex
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ivoryhammer (08/07/2013) [-] Am I the only one that kinda hates "professional" porn? They always add stupid stories in it, the women try to act, and fail, the sex isn't that interesting.
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fuckoatmeal (08/07/2013) [-] ** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at worst teakwondo ever ** mfw I capped to this
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charderpizard (08/07/2013) [-] after that video "enhance" doesn't sound like a word anymore
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manofparody (08/07/2013) [-] I'm so pissed...
There was a perfect opportunity for a joke at the end, and they COMPLETELY missed it.
There was a perfect opportunity for a joke at the end, and they COMPLETELY missed it.
