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#6 - williamzanziger (08/06/2013) [-]
lets play the dragon game

Behemoth
Chrystal
Worship
Sagacity
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User avatar #166 to #6 - deliciousdee ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Gold
Guardian
Majesty

A half-dragon that can shoot beams of light, yes please.
User avatar #165 to #6 - themightymrplow (08/07/2013) [-]
Also, where is this from?
User avatar #169 to #165 - williamzanziger (08/08/2013) [-]
found on the high seas of the internet
User avatar #170 to #169 - themightymrplow (08/08/2013) [-]
Damn, I thought maybe there was an actual game-like thing it was from. Ah well.
#174 to #170 - williamzanziger (08/08/2013) [-]
even if it was from a game, I think the only game that would come close to having something like this is Dungeons and Dragons, which is a tabletop, or, "board" game
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User avatar #164 to #6 - themightymrplow (08/07/2013) [-]
This should really be like a Civilization style game or something. Imagine if you were a Worshipper dragon, and you had to play to gain worshippers and... **** this needs to be a game.

Tianlong
Blue
Hibernation
Majesty
User avatar #156 to #6 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
Wyrm
Red
Hibernation
Masked

I'd just sleep in magma my whole life and occasionally burst out of the ground to **** **** up because no-one remembers me to do anything about it.
User avatar #155 to #6 - jarofdirt (08/07/2013) [-]
Shenlong
Bronze
Worship
Majesty

Massive OP buff from all the chinese worshipping me.
#154 to #6 - machinimax ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Coatl
Mechanical
Hibernation
Sagacity

That would be so awesome...
#153 to #6 - admiralen ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
dragon
gold
guardian
sagacity
User avatar #152 to #6 - hotsamrj (08/07/2013) [-]
************

Behemoth
Skeletal
Guardian
Terror
User avatar #150 to #6 - skaffanl (08/07/2013) [-]
Either:

Behemoth
Green
Guardian
Sagacity

I'd be a wise man-dragon guarding an ancient forest. It will be symbiotic relationship, I will heal quickly and am stronger in nature and in return I protect it though I'll be known as a peaceful entity always happy to share its wisdom with others. I'll be always human only in case of a threat to the forest will I change to the gigantic ******* size of a Behemoth!!!

Or:

Dragonborn
Umbral
Hibernation
Masked

This would make the ideal vampire like dragon. As a Dragonborn I'll be able to use my confusing and madness inducing gas while in human form and because of my masked aspect I can blend in almost anywhere. I could secretly make anyone lose their minds, hahahaha!

A question for fellow players: Does Umbral mixed with Worship mean I can manipulate people into worshipping me by use of the gas or is it confusion and madness only? Because if with Worship I can manipulate people to a certain extent I'd definitely be Umbral and Worship.
#149 to #6 - tinglyturtletaint ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Green
Shenlong
Hibernation
Masked

There would be a forest where it always rained And I would just chill there. Every once in a while I'd spend a bit in some city until it made me to weary and while I was there I'd bring the rain with me.
User avatar #148 to #6 - wizlock (08/07/2013) [-]
i choose sangoku
User avatar #125 to #6 - darrensankari (08/07/2013) [-]
Pacifism for the win

Dragonborn (small and adequataly subtle)
Black (for the occasional gun-nutty dragon-hater)
Hibernation (sleep is great, and it won't bother a single soul)
Sagacity (not a single soul will bother me, either)
User avatar #127 to #125 - williamzanziger (08/07/2013) [-]
people will revere you as a great sage, a keeper of knowledge.
some would actively seek your tutelage
User avatar #128 to #127 - darrensankari (08/07/2013) [-]
Guess I didn't really think of that. Oh well, as long as they don't bother me during nappy time that's a-ok.
User avatar #123 to #6 - dracory (08/07/2013) [-]
tainlong
gold
gaurdian
sagacity

i'm the gaurdian of the temple of the dragongaurd, i train new recruits and await the arrival of the next true dragongaurd, who has yet to post. the true dragongaurd shall lead 4 other dragons against the great death. who wish to take the challenge?
User avatar #131 to #123 - zeazet (08/07/2013) [-]
ill do it. god knows i got too much time anyways
User avatar #194 to #131 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
it's no worries i do private rp's all the time, they are not that hard i make them very ease you just need to do what you'd do in their place and i gets fun
User avatar #195 to #194 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
yea i believe you its just that i never did them before. and i expected others to participate in the thread (i heard its better with more people) but knowing that did not happen. and my non existent rp experience would make it impossible. but still im sorry for backing out this early. but i doubt it would be much with only 2 people lol
User avatar #197 to #195 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
np see ya
User avatar #198 to #197 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
see ya
User avatar #196 to #195 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
and also one other thing knowing i was alone i may have sorted to use rpg logic as the closest i have ever rped and literally formed a strategy that involved the shenlong being a "black mage" the behemoth being a "tank" and a wyrm being the damage dealer
User avatar #199 to #196 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
thats fine is fits cyrostorm calls up crystal storms that turns everything to crystal you could have choosen your behemoth next and so on, and i can be serveral charaters at once so if you ever feel like giving it a shot i can run you through it
User avatar #200 to #199 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
yea as i said i cant rp for my life but thank you though
User avatar #132 to #131 - dracory (08/07/2013) [-]
what typye are you?
User avatar #134 to #132 - zeazet (08/07/2013) [-]
Coatl
Bronze
Guardian
Sagacity
User avatar #137 to #134 - dracory (08/07/2013) [-]
very well, you must first form your team, (either search for friends really quick or choice npc line)

{try to find people to play along more fun with more people}

enter the temple courtyard and find your team.
User avatar #138 to #137 - zeazet (08/07/2013) [-]
alright then it may take me a bit of time but i know some people who i may be able to do this with (as of now over here its getting pretty late) so i will message you when i have assembled the team
User avatar #175 to #138 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
. . . i hope you havent forgotten me. . .
User avatar #180 to #175 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
no i haven't. i tried to contact them but it seems that they either dont pick up (on skype) or they had to go somewhere or something
User avatar #181 to #180 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
do you wish to take the npc line?
User avatar #182 to #181 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
sure knowing its the last option i really have (take note i am REALLY uncreative with names and whatnot so this one is gonna be a bit of a challenge)
User avatar #183 to #182 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
very well, you may enter the courtyard and find allies.

(in the courtyard you see many other dragonkin, which group do you want to speak to first)

{select a dragon breed, think about the strengths and weaknesses for each breed before you choose}
User avatar #184 to #183 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
i think the first one i would want to talk to would be the shenlong
User avatar #185 to #184 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
there are 5 colors of shenlongs here red, gold, white, bronze, and crystal which one do you speak to first?
User avatar #186 to #185 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
i would speak to the crystal shenlong
User avatar #187 to #186 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
as you walk towards him you notice he an inteligent storm caster who is revered and worshipped by many in the eastern continent, always seems to be in the right place at the right time.

( Name: Cryostorm
type:
Shenlong
Crystal
Worship
Divine

name: Cryostorm
User avatar #188 to #187 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
i know this is out of the game but what am i supposed to do here? is this the part where i actually have to "talk" to a "npc"
User avatar #190 to #188 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
are you going to continue or quit?
User avatar #191 to #190 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
sorry about this but i did not expect for this to be an rp (i know i should have seen it coming i will take the fall for that one) its just i never rped before and for both our sakes its probably the better thing to do because i usually don't do this kind of stuff (not saying its bad hell you tried ill give you thumbs for that) its just that it will more than likely take forever to finish knowing i cant RP for **** ...sorry again man.
User avatar #192 to #191 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
np to be honest i never thought anyone was accually going to play along
User avatar #193 to #192 - zeazet (08/08/2013) [-]
lol i thought that someone else would come and this would turn into one of those really long and epic threads but knowing i was the only one who actually did it plus the fact i have never did an rp before. yea i kinda fell apart
User avatar #189 to #188 - dracory (08/08/2013) [-]
yes i do all npc inputs to help you but you need to ask for it, if there was other people they would just be there and add it
User avatar #139 to #138 - dracory (08/07/2013) [-]
take your time i'm here for awhile
User avatar #133 to #132 - dracory (08/07/2013) [-]
*type*
User avatar #120 to #6 - ubermasterfaggot (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragon
Crystal
Hibernation
Sagacity
Don't mind me, just gonna sleep in my own damn crystal home.
User avatar #118 to #6 - theepicviper (08/07/2013) [-]
my turn...

Coatl
Red
Worship
Sagacity
#116 to #6 - superintrovert (08/07/2013) [-]
Naga
Blue
Gold
Majesty

I'd live in a lake somewhere deep in a forest or jungle and have my hordes of animals, lesser mythological creatures and a few humans deposit gold and jewels in the lake for me. I'd spend most of my time sleeping in the lake or slithering around my territory but if anyone is stupid enough to **** with my home they'll have hell to pay.
There would be hordes of wolves, bears, goblins, harpies and other stuff coming out of the trees and after my loyal servants have alerted me of the trouble I'm gonna come barreling in out of nowhere and demolish them with my water laser.

Pretty sweet life if you ask me, sleeping at the bottom of my treasure lake, admiring the wilderness beauty, being waited on by my loyal army of forest beings. . .yeah, sounds kick ass to me.
User avatar #112 to #6 - woebie ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Anything else like this or an expansion of this? I saw this elsewhere but much smaller there.

also

dragonborn
black
hybernation
divine
#109 to #6 - RegardsFromDeath (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn, to roam freely as I please when I need.   
   
Bronze, for whenever I need to escape. By blast of lightning and super flight through small areas.   
   
Maidens, it would be easy in a huge area where dragons are new and a dragon face can hide who you really are.   
   
Mask, so they probably wont even recognize what happened even after I'm gone to the next town.   
   
Feed me the virgins.
Dragonborn, to roam freely as I please when I need.

Bronze, for whenever I need to escape. By blast of lightning and super flight through small areas.

Maidens, it would be easy in a huge area where dragons are new and a dragon face can hide who you really are.

Mask, so they probably wont even recognize what happened even after I'm gone to the next town.

Feed me the virgins.
User avatar #104 to #6 - kiermatv (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn (as that is my character race in D&D)
Mechanical
Guardian
Terror
User avatar #102 to #6 - byodensbeard (08/07/2013) [-]
What is this Divinity?
#100 to #6 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
Naga
Skeletal
Worship
Terror
That'd be ******* amazing, kill a dragon with a venomous bite and then resurrect it as your servant. As well as promise your worshippers infinite life as long as they swear their life to you, I wasn't sure if resurrected worshippers count though. But it'd be amazing.
#99 to #6 - wehavecandy (08/07/2013) [-]
Loopholes:
Guardian and Crystal
Build your own monument and repair it with ease.

Gold
Create armor of gold and wear it constantly.
A wyrm could mine it's own gold and jewels, although it would need to be red so that it wouldn't kill itself in the extreme heat.

Worship
>Tell everyone you are Jesus.
>Get nailed to cross.
>Have someone spear you.
>Turn into dragon and fly away.
>Everyone assumes you are Jesus and continues to worship you.
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User avatar #97 to #6 - aranea ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Crystal
Hibernation
Sagacity
User avatar #95 to #6 - Sasher (08/07/2013) [-]
Coatl
Red
Worship
Majesty
#92 to #6 - Hidnight ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Drake
White and Bronze
Maidens
Sagacity

I can eat all the virgins in alaska
User avatar #93 to #92 - williamzanziger (08/07/2013) [-]
i hear they taste like moose
#94 to #93 - Hidnight ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
It's why they're virgins
User avatar #83 to #6 - brisineo ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Crystal
Guardian
Divine
User avatar #82 to #6 - bonding (08/07/2013) [-]
Behemoth
Black
Hibernation
Sagacity

Imagine the massive wise old dragon, surviving eternities of life with his indestructible body, giving lessons onto oncoming generations, and rising to save the world whenever need be.

Majestic as **** .
User avatar #88 to #82 - williamzanziger (08/07/2013) [-]
the Chrystal dragon would live quite a long time without hindering flight all that much. to each his own, though I only assume I would last as long as a black dragon
User avatar #77 to #6 - afrogeist (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn.
Bronze.
Guardian.
Sagacity.
#76 to #6 - newforomador (08/07/2013) [-]
Behemoth
Green
Hibernation
Sagacity
I'd make myself into a protector of somewhere, but I wouldn't want to choose guardian because I don't like the idea of tying my life-force to something.
#80 to #76 - wehavecandy (08/07/2013) [-]
You're going to need some form of evasion if you choose hibernation. Sleeping for a few years leaves you as vulnerable as tying your life force to the Statue of Liberty.
User avatar #81 to #80 - newforomador (08/07/2013) [-]
Sagacity plus willingly guarding a place. I would be able to just ask the people to keep me safe, and I wouldn't really have any enemies.
User avatar #89 to #81 - williamzanziger (08/07/2013) [-]
exactly why i chose Worship and Sagacity, i really wouldn't have to tell the people to worship me they would anyways for knowledge.
#85 to #81 - wehavecandy (08/07/2013) [-]
I just reread sagacity and it makes sense although I would personally choose masked.
User avatar #72 to #6 - Shadow Guardian (08/07/2013) [-]
Shenlong
Bronze
Guardian
Majesty
User avatar #71 to #6 - phtholognyrrh (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Black
Guardian
Masked
#70 to #6 - wehavecandy (08/07/2013) [-]
Wyvern
Bronze
Hibernation
Masked

Assassin mode activated.
#69 to #6 - attilia (08/07/2013) [-]
Behemoth
Bronze
Worship
Majestic
User avatar #66 to #6 - ButtonFly ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Wyvern
Umbral
Worship
Majesty
#65 to #6 - koolcrazy (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Black
Worship
Majesty
User avatar #64 to #6 - cfeuer (08/07/2013) [-]
Immortality- pick guardian - pick Stonehenge - never go near it, nobody will think to destroy it.
#62 to #6 - yomommabinshoppin (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Red
Hibernation
Sagacity
User avatar #61 to #6 - mrdrpage (08/07/2013) [-]
Behemoth
Black
Worship
Majesty
User avatar #59 to #6 - panamanian (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Bronze
Hibernation
Masked
#58 to #6 - skrynox (08/07/2013) [-]
Behemoth
Blue
Worship
Divine

Picture a huge majestic Dragon that is praised by many and not feared, is more of a water elemental than something that burns, a large but peaceful creature.

This is what I long to be.
User avatar #90 to #58 - williamzanziger (08/07/2013) [-]
I chose Chrystal for this, because they can mold their crystalline breathe into weapons or armor.
i could literally clothe billions with my breath
User avatar #101 to #90 - skrynox (08/07/2013) [-]
I didn't even see that one.

Lolwoops.
User avatar #56 to #6 - iamchicken (08/07/2013) [-]
Behemoth
Red and gold (assuming i can do two colours)
Guardian
Sagacity
Basically a huge ass mother ****** who guards a massive castle and any who live inside mostly monks and wizards who seek my wisdom. And i will **** your **** up day or night
User avatar #157 to #56 - dissectedtesticle (08/07/2013) [-]
...unless I come from under the ground and ravage your castle from beneath. Nice immortality, bro.
#73 to #56 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
only drakes can do 2 colors >:C
User avatar #55 to #6 - becefalus (08/07/2013) [-]
I choose the big booty dragon with gold scales, worship and sagy city.
User avatar #50 to #6 - defacedcreeper (08/07/2013) [-]
Coatl
White
Guardian
Masked
User avatar #48 to #6 - irishwolven ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragon, Metal, Guardian, Majesty
User avatar #47 to #6 - rplix (08/07/2013) [-]
Behemoth
Black
Worship
Terror
User avatar #46 to #6 - masdercheef (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn, mechanical, guardian, sagacity. Guard over the battlefields of wars gone past.
User avatar #45 to #6 - rasconza (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Skeletal
Guardian
Unholy
User avatar #44 to #6 - lightninghorse (08/07/2013) [-]
shienlong
crystal
hibernation
divine
User avatar #43 to #6 - zonryu (08/07/2013) [-]
behemoth / gold / guardian / sagacity
User avatar #42 to #6 - gameingwolf (08/07/2013) [-]
Behemoth.
Black.
Hunger.
Sagacity.
User avatar #40 to #6 - aviators (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Umbral
Maidens
Masked

Be a dark knight... who kill virgins, do babies count?
User avatar #38 to #6 - dissectedtesticle (08/07/2013) [-]
Wyrm
Black
Hibernation
Terror


brutal as **** .
#53 to #38 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
i agree i actuley chose the same
User avatar #41 to #38 - dissectedtesticle (08/07/2013) [-]
Hibernation/Hunger, since they both sound like powerhouse choices
User avatar #36 to #6 - yourdadsdad (08/07/2013) [-]
Drake
Red/White
Guardian
Sagacity
User avatar #35 to #6 - thinkwithportals (08/07/2013) [-]
Drake
Bronze
Gold
Majesty
User avatar #37 to #35 - yourdadsdad (08/07/2013) [-]
You get more than one color.
User avatar #39 to #37 - thinkwithportals (08/07/2013) [-]
Ah.
Bronze and Gold
#33 to #6 - ducksarekawaii (08/07/2013) [-]
I'd either go with    
   
Behemoth    
Skeletal   
Guardian    
Terror   
   
Or   
   
Dragonborn   
Crystal   
Gold   
Majesty   
   
   
I'm indecisive and 						****					 YEAH DRAGONS
I'd either go with

Behemoth
Skeletal
Guardian
Terror

Or

Dragonborn
Crystal
Gold
Majesty


I'm indecisive and **** YEAH DRAGONS
User avatar #68 to #33 - ducksarekawaii (08/07/2013) [-]
Not having hunger for skeletal dragons is kinda lame, considerering they are basically undead, they could have a never ending hunger for souls or some **** and never, ever truly be able to sate their hunger.
#67 to #33 - lasting (08/07/2013) [-]
the dragonborn one was what i picked!
the dragonborn one was what i picked!
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User avatar #31 to #6 - darthblam (08/07/2013) [-]
Hm.. let's go with..
Behemoth
Bronze
Worship
Majesty

With the buff from majesty, worship should be easy for a behemoth.
User avatar #30 to #6 - RequieminMortis (08/07/2013) [-]
Behemoth
Mechanical
Guardian
Terror
User avatar #29 to #6 - toddingram (08/07/2013) [-]
Bronze Quatal gaudian/worship with sagacity or majesty
#28 to #6 - morkoelorko (08/07/2013) [-]
Tianlong
Gold
Worship
Majestic
#57 to #28 - boombuda (08/07/2013) [-]
you and I think alike. thumb for you
#26 to #6 - megafranco ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
dragonborn
black
hibernation
masked
User avatar #25 to #6 - crazehtoast (08/07/2013) [-]
Coatl.
Green.
Hibernation.
Sagacity.
#24 to #6 - vladstronsy (08/07/2013) [-]
Behemoth
White
Guardian
Terror


Oh Yis Son.
#22 to #6 - sokkabingo **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
Manta   
Scaleless   
Guardian   
Masked
Manta
Scaleless
Guardian
Masked
User avatar #21 to #6 - xplosevdiarrhea ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Bronze
Hibernation
Masked.

******* cool scenario.
#19 to #6 - thefasrdog (08/07/2013) [-]
Wyrm.      
Scaleless      
Hunger      
terror       
      
What I become...
Wyrm.
Scaleless
Hunger
terror

What I become...

User avatar #17 to #6 - swbfguide (08/07/2013) [-]
Dragonborn
Bronze
Worship
Majesty

Seems like it could be fun.
User avatar #14 to #6 - feelythefeel (08/07/2013) [-]
Life is boring, might as well ***** it up.

Behemoth
Skeletal
Worship
Terror
#13 to #6 - thisotherdude (08/06/2013) [-]
Let us see...   
Hydra   
White   
Hibernation   
Terror   
   
Yup, that sounds pretty good.
Let us see...
Hydra
White
Hibernation
Terror

Yup, that sounds pretty good.
User avatar #12 to #6 - aksion (08/06/2013) [-]
I'd have to be...
Dragonborn
Crystal
Guardian
Majesty
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