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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#15 - thatsnumberwang
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Do tha cripple stripple
#47 to #15 - BubsyB
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#72 to #15 - icecreamonnips
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#98 to #15 - afuckinmazing
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I have no clue why I laughed at that so hard.
I have no clue why I laughed at that so hard.
#35 to #15 - nITE
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#130 to #15 - ehzio
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#69 to #15 - seymourtets
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#54 to #15 - shenanigansjuice
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#1 - DangerToManifold
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he tuk hur jurb.
#48 to #1 - chcknchsr
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Coach Z, is that you?
Coach Z, is that you?
User avatar #8 to #1 - assdoreponyfucker
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User avatar #10 to #1 - DeeJayBee
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i nearly copied this into google translate then realised what it was
#104 to #10 - niggastolemyname
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worked for me
#13 to #1 - anon id: 994bb75a
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DURKAA DURRRRRRRRRR
User avatar #55 to #1 - sinclairr
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took me a minute to figure out the **** you were saying

thumb well earned, sir, thumb well earned...
#25 to #1 - fizzor
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#44 to #1 - kakkapylly
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DEKKADJEERRR
#6 to #1 - pineapplechunkss
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HE TUK ER DUR!!!!
#12 to #6 - satnaam
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**satnaam rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Chozo **   
   
   
TURK   
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DURRR!!
**satnaam rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Chozo **


TURK
KER
DURRR!!
User avatar #23 to #12 - Kraid
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I've always found her kind of attractive
User avatar #88 to #23 - misterobotunicorn
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who hasnt?
#40 to #23 - anon id: 5b59bb68
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WHO IS IT?
#75 to #40 - ieatafajita
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Chloe Moretz
#41 to #40 - anon id: 5b59bb68
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oops caps
lel
User avatar #102 to #23 - notstill
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I think she's overrated and kind of stupid looking, that's just my opinion though.
User avatar #50 to #12 - thetrobadour
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who is this girl ??
User avatar #156 to #50 - makonendrak
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Chloe Moretz, says it a little further down
#62 to #12 - anon id: 21d27a27
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if chloe does porn o my days, there literally would make every other porno totally irrelevant and like jacking off to your gran.
User avatar #52 to #12 - deaththroes
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work those lips.....
#3 - copyrighted
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implying there are gods
User avatar #110 to #3 - iamaniceperson
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You know... You make look athesist like dog buns.
#164 to #110 - sebastianth
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User avatar #182 to #3 - andyslayer
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"implies internally"
User avatar #42 to #3 - jewishcommunazi
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Your fedora is showing.
#36 to #3 - anon id: 6793330b
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Why is he getting neg thumbed?
Are people still religious?
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User avatar #171 to #142 - mercyburris
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i love how relavant your username is
#46 to #36 - anon id: 672817ad
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SAMEFAG!
#78 to #46 - tombombadil
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User avatar #160 to #3 - witislimited
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**** you. Now you're just as bad as any other monotheist who bothers people about his religion. I swear, atheism is becoming just like any other mainstream, nosy religion relevant ideology (don't take this the wrong way, some of my friends are atheist). What happened to the critical thinkers who minded their own business?
#168 to #3 - anon id: e655e90d
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BRAVERY LEVELS

BREACHING

EUPHORIC THRESHOLDS
User avatar #270 to #3 - majestispaceduck
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you are the kind of cunt-bagel that makes atheists look bad
#51 to #3 - iftheshoefits
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#68 to #3 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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User avatar #16 to #3 - TimBisley
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Watch you dont cut yourself on all that edge there, son
User avatar #37 to #3 - johnnygat
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There's a difference between being an asshole and being an Atheist.
#53 to #3 - kanbabrif
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It makes me sad how many times I've used this in the past few days.
#59 to #53 - creepyunclebob
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Holy **** that is a nostalgic picture...
#95 to #53 - rednax
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I actually bloody laughed at that. I haven't laughed in weeks. Thumb to you, sir.
#101 to #95 - kanbabrif
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And one for you as well.
#73 to #3 - icecreamonnips
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i think you misspelled "reddit" in the URL
User avatar #11 to #3 - stringfingerable
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There are those who believe and those that don't.
#96 to #3 - kiermatv
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Although I agree with you, you don't have to be a dick about it
User avatar #246 to #3 - burningchimera
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I'm an atheist, and i absolutely despise religion, and you sir are being an asshole just waiting to get ******.
#34 to #3 - yisumad
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User avatar #163 to #3 - garentei
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stop being so edgy
User avatar #19 to #3 - captainfuckitall
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Implying there's not, when the multiverse is infinite
User avatar #21 to #19 - eiaisqzbsesb
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Infinite alternate universes theory, It's an impossibility that every religion doesn't have a universe of their own where that religion works perfectly. Weather our universe is one of them, we still can't say for certain.

I'm not part of any religion as of now.
User avatar #26 to #21 - captainfuckitall
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Okay? You can be an Atheist all you want, I wasn't arguing over the sake of religion, I was arguing over the sake of gods. The infinite alternate universe theory states that every possibility, no matter how far fetched or unpredictable or even mundane, MUST come true given enough time or opportunity. That means whether we like it or not, gods do exist in some universes and do not exist in others, whether they exist in this one or not is still up for debate
User avatar #28 to #26 - eiaisqzbsesb
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And I was backing it up by further explaining it to those who thumbed you down.
User avatar #29 to #28 - captainfuckitall
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Ah, my mistake
User avatar #30 to #29 - eiaisqzbsesb
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It's ok, everyone makes mistakes.
User avatar #80 to #26 - alltimetens
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But religion doesn't believe in a God who rules over one universe. Religions would most likely believe in a God who created the multiverse and rules beyond that.
User avatar #83 to #80 - captainfuckitall
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They do, but what they believe and what's true (and more statistically probable) are two separate things
User avatar #84 to #83 - alltimetens
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If the God doesn't rule over everything, then by definition, he is not a God. Assuming that the multiverse hasn't always existed, which would make more mathematical sense, a God by definition, is a being which is eternal, meaning it has always existed, then the God existed prior to the multiverse, which would only mean that the God rules over the multiverse.
User avatar #89 to #84 - captainfuckitall
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No, no that's not the definition of 'god', at all. God/Deity: A superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes (this mostly applies to other, non-Judaic religions. When talking about Judaic religions themselves, a god is simply a supreme being and has total authority). But the multiverse HAS always existed (and makes more sense mathematically as well, as Quantum-Physics and Thermodynamics explain how the two atoms that collided and formed this universe were actually two atoms from other universes that teleported through), this was explained in a documentary regarding it. If you imagine the multiverse as Swiss-Cheese, then all those little holes would be universes in themselves, constantly expanding, reducing, creating, or being destroyed and the cheese itself would be everything in between. The big bang just happened to be the creation of THIS specific universe, but others have existed long before it and will exist long afterwards. In any case, immortality does not correlate to ruler-ship. Just because you exist doesn't mean you create or destroy, it only means you are. All it MUST mean is that you're at least an observer, but not necessarily a participator or ruler
User avatar #92 to #89 - alltimetens
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Because a God existed before the Multiverse, and because a god has authority over each event and occurrence, than the Multiverse would have been a creation directly from a God or deity. An eternity to us is really nothing to an eternal being. I'll explain myself. What I said earlier was CRITERIA for a God. If you aren't eternal, all-knowing, and was never created, then you are not a God by definition.
User avatar #97 to #92 - captainfuckitall
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Except saying a god existed before the multiverse is a grandiose assumption that cannot be taken seriously. No, a god does not have authority over each event and occurrence, a god is just a master over a natural occurrence or human fortune (whether physical or spiritual); did you not read the definition?

But that's YOUR definition v.s. the universally accepted one, and I'm going with the universally accepted one, the one made by Oxford and Merriam-Webster. You do not have to be all-knowing, all-powerful, or eternal, you just have to have supremacy over a certain field. I.E. if you were a superhuman who controlled animals and foliage you could be called a 'god of nature', while another superhuman who had absolute mastery over his body, weapons, and battle-strategies could be called a 'god of war'
User avatar #99 to #97 - alltimetens
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Why would there be a "universal definition"? The term God is very subjective. If a God really did create the universe, the God would have an authority over every event.
User avatar #100 to #99 - captainfuckitall
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Because if you're going to debate about something, you have to determine exactly what you're debating about. Unless we agree on a definition, we may as well be arguing two completely different things. Every event in THAT universe, perhaps, but not the whole multiverse. Besides, that's assuming the god is all powerful, while we could simply say there are many gods that make up various skills and talents that relate to omnipotence.
User avatar #106 to #100 - alltimetens
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That's called polytheism, which is an outdated form of religion that only can be found in Hinduism in a large group of people. The Billions of Muslims, Christians, Catholics, etc. who believe in ONE deity can all agree on the fact that if there is a God, he definitely rules over the multiverse due to him being all-powerful. Remember, we're not talking about a petty one-universe god, we're talking about a deity with infinite power.
User avatar #129 to #106 - captainfuckitall
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Actually Polytheism was the dominant belief before the rise of Judaic religions which slaughtered practitioners of other beliefs. Besides, again, just because it's not popular does not mean it's not true. I don't believe in the "monotheistic all-powerful being" belief because it leaves too many loopholes.

I'm not talking about an all powerful deity because I do not believe there is one. My original argument was that there are gods in at least half of the infinite amount of universes and it's only unknown if we have none here.
User avatar #132 to #129 - alltimetens
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If there is a God who rules over the hyperverse, then whether or not there is a God in the universes does not change what exists outsie.
User avatar #136 to #132 - captainfuckitall
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But we don't know if there is and it's statistically improbable that that is true. If there IS some eternally cosmic being, he is just an observer, not anyone with tangible power. How do I know? I don't, and neither do you, but I dislike the idea of an ultimate authority because it takes responsibility and power away from myself, it means I have no control and when I have no control what's the point of living anyways? I will continue to believe there is no eternally cosmic being because that's what I like because I have no evidence to prove otherwise and neither do you

This is why we cannot debate, because it's not about evidence, it's not about facts, it's about opinions and neither of our opinions will change
#64 to #21 - anon id: 21d27a27
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String theory could very well exist thats the ****** up thing about it.
#143 to #19 - raigen
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Mfw infinite multiverse theory on my brain
Mfw infinite multiverse theory on my brain
User avatar #227 to #19 - revanthewin
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But what if there's a universe where the multiverse doesn't exist?!
User avatar #231 to #227 - captainfuckitall
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There is, in a sense. A universe that has either never come up with the theory, or is unable to cross into any other universe.
User avatar #151 to #3 - chancebell
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Still in that "There are no gods I must tell everyone" phase, are we?
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User avatar #9 to #3 - burtgasm
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now you see this kind of **** is just unneeded
#105 to #9 - ohmymeow
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Is that really you Burt?
Is that really you Burt?
User avatar #107 to #105 - burtgasm
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do you think I am real?
#108 to #107 - ohmymeow
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I dont know, but if you are, be a bro and tell Steve i said whats up.
User avatar #111 to #108 - mlghwnt
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WHAT'S UP **********
#112 to #111 - ohmymeow
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Awww **** son!
Awww **** son!
User avatar #114 to #112 - mlghwnt
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bert told me to make an accunt on this website and I did
#116 to #114 - ohmymeow
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Well thanks for replying. **** made my day yo. I just hope these accounts are real! hahaha
User avatar #119 to #116 - aviatorgaming
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I haven't been here in like a month
User avatar #117 to #116 - burtgasm
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well ima bout to make your day even better, just wait a sec
#120 to #117 - ohmymeow
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Is Tyson gunna hop in on this next or something?! This is crazy!
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he doesnt have an account
#124 to #121 - ohmymeow
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Oh well this is still awesome. I subscribed to Bahm Lounge yesterday btw haha.
User avatar #125 to #124 - mlghwnt
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good cuz it's gonna be the best thang since sliced cheese
#127 to #125 - ohmymeow
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Is Wild Adventures still going to be uploaded to Machinima or are you going to upload to Bahm lounge?
User avatar #128 to #127 - mlghwnt
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yes
#134 to #128 - ohmymeow
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Sweet. Well thank you guys for replying, Its been quite the honor.
User avatar #135 to #134 - mlghwnt
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yo welcome, friended cuz i know youd appreciate it
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she still could be ......
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#32 - wildemu
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No but he knew she would do stand up comedy...oh wait...

inb4 thumbsdown faget, this pun's older than a bag of elder dragon dildos
#82 to #32 - anon id: 93529aad
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I thumbed you down because you felt insecure enough to bitch about a possibility of being thumbed down.
#145 to #32 - sexymobile
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you made my spit my tea all over my monitor. I don't have an appropriate gif for the occasion, I hope this one suffices for my current position.
you made my spit my tea all over my monitor. I don't have an appropriate gif for the occasion, I hope this one suffices for my current position.
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#58 - benighted
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She could always just do stand up comedy...
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#103 to #81 - anon id: e24a4612
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and you failed ( you gon- ____ na cry like a bitch
#45 - yurilowenthalll
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***************** rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Well, then ** what i want to be
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You're sick.
#184 - amsel
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Can we get some cripple nipple?   
   
Maybe some sit tits?
Can we get some cripple nipple?

Maybe some sit tits?
#203 to #184 - jacksterlad
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sit tits!  that has to be one of the best phrases ive heard in ages
sit tits! that has to be one of the best phrases ive heard in ages
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#212 to #91 - anon id: a61ebf17
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You're forgetting the cripple's natural enemy....a fence
#109 to #91 - hopskotch
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EVERY DAY IS UPPER BODY DAY.

And I cry inside.