Spiders. I have a massive phobia of spiders. I wouldn' t be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know? Me: Oh. hey whoa, this shower is occupiers
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Spiders. I have a massive phobia of spiders. I wouldn' t be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know? Me: Oh. hey whoa, this shower is occupiers

I have a massive phobia of spiders

I wouldn' t be afraid of spiders if I could just talk
to them, you know?
Me: Oh. hey whoa, this shower is occupiers
Spider: Ding man I aion' t see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah. were toot. I' injust coming down to scope out the
IUD-
Me: Oh, that' s legit. Hey, you might wanna move over
descending right into the shower stream and I don' t want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks. bud- I' ll
Me: Soican I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I' ll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night- Don' into my legroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that' s your space. We' re cool. Have a great evening.
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#3 - lewj (08/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Me: Hey spider hows it..
Spider: **** you!
Me: Oh sorry, can you please move over a tad so I can..
Spider: **** you!
Me: Hey I'm bigger than you and i don't want to cause any trouble so you should..
Spider: **** you!
Me: *cries*
#4 - manbearpiglet (08/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#2 - thehumor (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Dude   
   
That sounds wonderful
Dude

That sounds wonderful
#8 - xxvampirepriestxx (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm still not sure how your shower isn't considered "Your space"....
#75 - antiphates (08/06/2013) [-]
More like

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied
Spider: I will devour your soul
Me: What?!
Spider: I shall feast on your corpse...
#18 - ninjakoalapanda **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#63 - xnotcreative (08/06/2013) [-]
I can talk to black people but I'm still scared of them.
#27 - randombitches (08/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#32 - garuda (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#33 - pandaluna (08/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This little guy was making me company at the beach last year. He was pretty cool spider.
#9 - fukitidk ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#45 - iespls (08/06/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Please, me and my kids are really cold, can we stay,

wait, whats that posion spray for?
#69 - mitdwit (08/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I had a spiderbro in my room one time.
I saw him under a crack in my wall, crawling in and out. I thought about that thing people said where they eat bugs and stuff, so I would take dead flies and lightning bugs and put them outside the crack. He took the flies, but not the ladybugs or lightning bugs.
My room was actually pretty bug-free for a bit until he stopped coming out of that crack.. Then just like that, spiderbro was gone.
User avatar #67 - lecorbi (08/06/2013) [-]
Me: Oh, hey, whoa, this shower is occupied

Spider: I know that, fagtard. Come closer and I will bite your soul off
#66 - girlandram (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What's wrong, buddy?
#6 - SuperSixONE (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So it turns out that the classic spiderbro picture <----- is of a male jumping spider most likely watching another male performing an mating dance for a female. That male will most likely fail the act, and be killed. Spiderbro then would move in and also perform a mating dance. He has higher chances of mating. Spiderbro is watching another bro die trying to win a girl, and then swoops in and steals her from him after the girl killed him. And it was a very painful death, a bite from her poisonous fangs and hes left panicking and rolling around before death. And this is a picture of spiderbro watching it all from afar, in safety. DO THOSE LOOK LIKE THE EYES OF MERCY!?!?
#25 - royrogersmcfreely (08/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at That's what you get ** mfw spiders
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at That's what you get ** mfw spiders
#115 - weeping (08/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
So, my girlfriend thinks that spiders a ******* adorable. ; - ;
#150 - mercyburris (08/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i bet this is how jeff feels...
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