Spiders. I have a massive phobia of spiders. I wouldn' t be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know? Me: Oh. hey whoa, this shower is occupiers Spiders I have a massive phobia of spiders wouldn' t be afraid if could just talk to them you know? Me: Oh hey whoa this shower is occupiers
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Spiders. I have a massive phobia of spiders. I wouldn' t be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know? Me: Oh. hey whoa, this shower is occupiers

I have a massive phobia of spiders

I wouldn' t be afraid of spiders if I could just talk
to them, you know?
Me: Oh. hey whoa, this shower is occupiers
Spider: Ding man I aion' t see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah. were toot. I' injust coming down to scope out the
IUD-
Me: Oh, that' s legit. Hey, you might wanna move over
descending right into the shower stream and I don' t want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks. bud- I' ll
Me: Soican I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I' ll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night- Don' into my legroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that' s your space. We' re cool. Have a great evening.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - lewj
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Me: Hey spider hows it..
Spider: **** you!
Me: Oh sorry, can you please move over a tad so I can..
Spider: **** you!
Me: Hey I'm bigger than you and i don't want to cause any trouble so you should..
Spider: **** you!
Me: *cries*
User avatar #119 to #3 - niggastolemyname
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Me: Hey spider hows it..
admin: **** you!
Me: Oh sorry, can you please move over a tad so I can..
admin: **** you!
Me: Hey I'm bigger than you and i don't want to cause any trouble so you should..
admin: **** you!
*fixed
#159 to #3 - yomommabinshoppin
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You: **** YOU TOO ASSHOLE *splat*
User avatar #14 to #3 - daragon
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(08/06/2013) [-]
*SMACK. It died.*
User avatar #24 to #3 - finni
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That's not a spider, that's a cat.
User avatar #85 to #24 - oregmes
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bu-but my cat loves me... when ever i open my door she jumps right in my room. even though i'm on my laptop most of the time she sleeps in my bed out of the way of my legs because she knows i keep them at the end of my bed. i make her a little cat bed out of a blanket i don't use in the corner of my bed. i love her so much this past week.
User avatar #196 to #85 - finni
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Okay, then good for you. She's one in a million.
#90 to #24 - anon id: fd38d42e
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That is not a cat , that is DJ 4DM1N
#4 - manbearpiglet
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User avatar #154 to #4 - andyslayer
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"feels internally"
#125 to #4 - linktheherooftime
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Y u do dis?
#55 to #4 - thecow
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#98 to #4 - voidekatwo
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fml
fml
User avatar #21 to #4 - croogzpvp
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Now you made me feel sad, man. I was having such a good day too.
#22 to #4 - coolcalx
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#2 - thehumor
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(08/06/2013) [-]
Dude   
   
That sounds wonderful
Dude

That sounds wonderful
#58 to #2 - nicoquitemad
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Yeah, until they realize that they're as smart as us and the evil half of them rise to take over the world through manipulation, arachnophobia, and poisonous armies.

If they were all nice and had manners, maybe that wouldn't happen. That's just how nature works though...
User avatar #138 to #58 - afjhahsdsl
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what is this from
User avatar #197 to #138 - nicoquitemad
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No idea.
#8 - xxvampirepriestxx
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(08/06/2013) [-]
I'm still not sure how your shower isn't considered "Your space"....
User avatar #10 to #8 - mutzaki
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(08/06/2013) [-]
The spider didn't see he was in there.
#42 to #8 - transgendered
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(08/06/2013) [-]
If you throw out everything you know about human cultures, it makes sense.
Usually, you're the only person in your room (tfw no gf) and so the spider thinks that you own that place, and it is your space. But the bathroom and the shower, however, are usually used by a lot of people. Parents, Siblings, Guests, etc. So to the spider, this is a communal space, and free for anyone to go in.
And since spiders spend their whole lives naked, they dont think that seeing you naked would be weird.
#75 - antiphates
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(08/06/2013) [-]
More like

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied
Spider: I will devour your soul
Me: What?!
Spider: I shall feast on your corpse...
#18 - ninjakoalapanda **User deleted account**
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#64 to #18 - twdeathnote
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**twdeathnote rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at O.o ** I'd hang with that spider, and I'm arachnophobic.
User avatar #106 to #64 - ninjakoalapanda **User deleted account**
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Me too
#63 - xnotcreative
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(08/06/2013) [-]
I can talk to black people but I'm still scared of them.
#27 - randombitches
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#108 to #27 - notstill
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#137 to #27 - rgmayhem
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#34 to #27 - urumasi
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Finally I can use this
#37 to #34 - toddsocks
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I gotta ask what is this pic about?
#40 to #37 - urumasi
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Original:
Original:
#41 to #40 - toddsocks
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Cheers guv.
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#32 - garuda
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User avatar #86 to #32 - comexx
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It would be better if it ended with something like "Or squish my wife, she would have eaten me anyway."
User avatar #97 to #86 - ThaLuckyWilly
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(08/07/2013) [-]
Nah, not really man.
#33 - pandaluna
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This little guy was making me company at the beach last year. He was pretty cool spider.
User avatar #157 to #33 - asongulol
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that's a tick.
User avatar #166 to #157 - Akinator
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No it's not, it doesn't even LOOK like a tick. That is a jumping spider.
#133 to #33 - anon id: 3089813d
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Crab. We call that a crab.
#65 to #33 - iphoneguy
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aw mah gawd it's so cute
aw mah gawd it's so cute
User avatar #129 to #33 - greenstrongworld
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(08/07/2013) [-]
>he was a cool spider

not since the accident.