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    #84 - sandwitchman**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#249 to #84 - boydaranga
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    (08/07/2013)[-]
    sad thing is that in the actual game, no one gives a **** about you, or cares who you are.

    "what's the matter can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?"
    "do you get to the cloud district very often? oh what am i saying? of course you don't."
    "i work for belethor, at the general goods store"
    "no lollygagging"

    unlike oblivion, when if you walked past someone after the first bloody quest in the game, they would shout "HAIL HERO OF KVATCH! "

    #229 to #84 - goblingang
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    #211 to #84 - nsfwbrowserv
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    (08/07/2013)[-]
    and then the thalmor come with their huge army and kill everyone.
    User avatar#174 to #84 - folkflunky
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    (08/07/2013)[-]
    Dreaming with games is the best thing ever. There's no way to describe how everything's happening. I once had a dream where I was Alcatraz (Crysis 2) and I remember that, dunno how, but I activated the armor, cloack and visor modes out of nowhere. It was awesome.

    As long as you don't confuse games with reality, which happened to me (I tried to press the ******* E button to turn off my clock, don't ask how I tried) and it's pretty much awful.
    User avatar#155 to #84 - lamnad
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    (08/07/2013)[-]
    In my game, I have a chesty full of decent armor in light and heavy and a sword, great ax and bow.

    one day, bother was messing around wile I was on the can and found this. whe I got out he asked what it was. my asnwer

    "I invition that after I stop playing the game, my character continues have a life and that my absence is due to him retiring. he went on to have childran with my wife and.
    when my child has come of age, I will take them up to my room and open the chest before them and say
    "you always showed so much sense for adventure. I wanted to give you a chance to start off better then I did." the child will rumage through and dig a little before asking.
    "why is there only elven and Orcish armor." and My character will answer
    "So you will be forced to grow."
    User avatar#132 to #84 - princeofbrokensoul
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    (08/06/2013)[-]
    that would be an amazing end to everyone's adventures in skyrim...
    #144 to #132 - sandwitchman**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#151 to #144 - princeofbrokensoul
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    (08/06/2013)[-]
    someone needs to make a very nice cut scene for this on youtube it would be amazing.
    #112 to #84 - shenanigansjuice
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    (08/06/2013)[-]
    You...saw a dream?
    You...saw a dream?
    User avatar#147 to #112 - hungwellhamburger
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    (08/06/2013)[-]
    What are you, retarded?
    User avatar#148 to #147 - shenanigansjuice
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    (08/06/2013)[-]
    Did you mean, "I had a dream"?
    #101 to #84 - spasticpuppet
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    (08/06/2013)[-]
    On one hand, this shows how creative you are.   
On the other, your brain just confused your life with the life of your in game character.   
   
(I've read that when you play role-playing games, your brain more or less confuses you with your character. That's what the "bond" is. Confusion between realities. Cool & all, but maybe you played a bit too much for yourself to handle c: )
    On one hand, this shows how creative you are.
    On the other, your brain just confused your life with the life of your in game character.

    (I've read that when you play role-playing games, your brain more or less confuses you with your character. That's what the "bond" is. Confusion between realities. Cool & all, but maybe you played a bit too much for yourself to handle c: )
    #105 to #101 - sandwitchman**User deleted account**
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    User avatar#106 to #105 - spasticpuppet
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    (08/06/2013)[-]
    Yeah, that tends to kinda piss me off when I play RPGs. "I have to be a bad guy, I have to be... UUGH, God dammit"

    Thank Mass Effect for the ethical-color-options xD
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