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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - conebonesixtynine
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User avatar #13 - somniumecstasi
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dibella is not the goddess of love.
mara is the goddess of love, dibella is the goddess of beauty.
User avatar #41 to #13 - headharvest
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what if you love beauty?
User avatar #134 to #41 - princeofbrokensoul
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neat picture.
User avatar #73 to #41 - deadadventurer
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I would become a narcissist
User avatar #124 to #13 - tiberioustyphr
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Dibellas the naked one.
#191 to #13 - anon id: 8be974be
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Mara is the goddess of wholesome marital love. Dibella is effectively the goddess of partying whores.
User avatar #221 to #13 - Terrordactyl
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From Elder Scrolls Wiki
Dibella is the goddess of beauty and love.
Mara, a goddess of the Nine Divines, is considered the mother-goddess and goddess of love.
Justsayin.
User avatar #247 to #13 - boydaranga
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Mara is goddess of innocent, caring, love.

Dibella is the goddess of beauty and 'love'
User avatar #44 to #13 - mrchubs
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These filthy casuals...
#51 - tacogrenade
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Did you JUST get this game...
User avatar #92 to #51 - nicoquitemad
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Is that Sips?
#139 to #51 - anon id: e9b892b3
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It's a repost, by phanact. he never bought the game, he's just the new imfunnynet, now with 20% more hypocrisy.
User avatar #154 to #51 - yunogasaii
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I have 500+ hours on Skyrim, and I haven't even played on the Thieve's Guild route.
User avatar #165 to #154 - fizzor
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Trying to get the Thieves' Guild "back to it's former glory" is a long and ardurous road. Not to mention boring. Until you start getting some of them special jobs. They're pretty fun. But doing the regular jobs is ******* boring.
#234 to #165 - anon id: 8408c09f
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To do the special quests to get "control" of the city and have a merchant move in, you have to do 5 different missions in one city. So you can just keep dropping the quests of other cities if you want to control them one at a time.
User avatar #166 to #165 - yunogasaii
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Isn't the Nightingale a part of the Guild's quest line or something?
User avatar #171 to #166 - fizzor
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Indeed, the armor set you get near the end of it is badass.

(Deleted last comment, I accidentally that sentence.)
User avatar #172 to #171 - yunogasaii
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What did you even accident?
User avatar #173 to #172 - fizzor
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Had something unnecessary in the sentence, didn't realize to remove it before posting it.
#175 to #173 - yunogasaii
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You didn't have to delete it, I wouldn't have noticed it if you didn't mention it.
#176 to #175 - fizzor
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Well what's done is done.
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User avatar #169 to #168 - yunogasaii
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I've always wanted that armor, it looked good for sneaking.
User avatar #170 to #169 - yunogasaii
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Aaaannnnnnd he deletes
#60 to #51 - commandershit
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Yes
#76 to #60 - yisumad
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I haven't yet. It requires money that I don't have.
I haven't yet. It requires money that I don't have.
#102 to #76 - killerblue
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I'm sorry to hear about that, but you'll feel good once it goes on sale
User avatar #111 to #102 - lorkhan
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**** yeah Gorillaz!
#114 to #111 - killerblue
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Damn right
User avatar #178 to #76 - iamaniceperson
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I have the money for it, but not the CPU for it...
User avatar #218 to #178 - spartusee
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Skyrim was optimized for the console so you should be fine. As long as your pc is as strong as an xbox.
User avatar #252 to #218 - iamaniceperson
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It's weaker than a Xbox.
User avatar #254 to #252 - spartusee
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So is mine.
User avatar #163 to #76 - folkflunky
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They're giving Skyrim for free on a page called thepiratebay.sx
#194 to #76 - anon id: 853ab5e5
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pirate bay that ****
User avatar #82 to #76 - Greevon
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Aw You need to login to view this link I feel sorry for you.
The legendary edition will likely go on sale on Steam again sometime.
#7 - anon id: 3babc707
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I'm a female who enjoys bondage, and I'm just curious, are most (or even some) of you guys into that as well? I don't want to freak anybody out...
I like to be the one tied up, not the other way around.
User avatar #91 to #7 - nicoquitemad
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how about ******* all of us, especially the peeps from /d/?
#96 to #7 - IronWill
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Remember not every guys are into bondage. I'm not. Bondage is meh for me.
#135 to #7 - princeofbrokensoul
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oh anon.
oh anon.
User avatar #141 to #7 - primerpower
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im more into rope, whips, and floggers
#10 to #7 - anon id: 64ebb2e5
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Kinda traumatized because my ex gf tied me up (switched sides) and she anally raped my ass...
#24 to #7 - anon id: f9952ff9
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straight male bottom, though only my good friends know that I'm into bdsm,
User avatar #56 to #7 - royalwerewolf
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Yeah
#157 to #7 - kiermatv
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User avatar #29 to #7 - iFail
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Guys are into sex. Rough sex, soft sex, hard sex, fast sex, slow sex, bus sex, plane sex, barbeque sex, deep fried shrimp, shrimp cocktail, shrimp on a stick, shrimp stew.
Some guys are into all bondage, but you have to ease a guy into it and learn his limits as an individual rather than a man.

For example, don't open every date by telling them you like to have your vagina beaten with a rolling pin as your ass is ****** and your tied up like a light ship on a windy day. Start with the basics of nice, hard sex, let him know you're into it, and then, perhaps, if all is well ask him if he'd like to try something a bit more adventurous, suggest whips, cuffs, rope, chains etc, if he says no he says no, but the chances are he won't.

Good luck.
#55 to #29 - gilfhunter
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I feel the strange urge to tug on my penis now.....
#250 to #29 - kiermatv
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You can have Bus sex?
User avatar #251 to #250 - iFail
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Of course, why did you think they put all those poles and bars in every public bus? To prevent old people from falling over?
Well, yeah, I suppose that is why they put them in there, but it doesn't mean you can't use them for freaky sex in freaky positions.
#117 to #7 - datgermanguy
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Some guys would freak out, yes.    
But I wouldn't. I'm german.
Some guys would freak out, yes.
But I wouldn't. I'm german.
#159 to #117 - hypotheticals
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I laughed at this harder than I should have...and for that you made my day you have made my day   
XD
I laughed at this harder than I should have...and for that you made my day you have made my day
XD
User avatar #32 to #7 - mooghens
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So long as you don't pull out a 12 inch strapon, i think guys will be ready for just about everything
#119 to #7 - WitchKingTroll
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#8 to #7 - bruteforcemonkey
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Most guys will be in to anything. And as long as it's not ridiculously freaky, I'm sure any guy would be fine with it.
User avatar #67 to #7 - battledude
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most people can atleast deal with bondage

I believe its the amount of pain brought with it that determines when people turn away
User avatar #64 to #7 - Timmietim
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Yes a lot.
#21 to #7 - tacolishous
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User avatar #27 to #7 - pkashp
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I'm not really into the "hardcore" stuff (whips, chains, pain, dirty talk, etc.) but I love just looking at a tied up girl. I dunno, I guess I look at a woman in bondage like someone else looks at a piece of art. I just want to sit and stare with a dumbfounded look on my face, maybe do some (a lot) of fondling.
#15 to #7 - Spikeydeath
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I love pure dominance... I like dominating...I am one weird ************
User avatar #116 to #15 - rhiaanor
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no, you are just instinctually perfect
User avatar #14 to #7 - pjflash
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I love it. Being tied up, beaten, oiled in, scratched to the point of bleeding... So yeah, anything where I can't defend myself. I guess I'm a masochist.
#46 to #7 - mcfattyfatty
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Comment Picture
User avatar #34 to #7 - uhidk
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i'm not into anything involving real, human females.

that **** is ******* gross.
User avatar #59 to #7 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Personally, no. The girl I'm talked to watches bondage porn... but I'm not actually sure what she feels about it in real life.
#89 to #59 - thetwoblackdoves
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"The girl I'm talked to"...?
User avatar #90 to #89 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Typo. Was focusing on Tomb Raider at the time. I meant "I'm talking to"
#93 to #90 - thetwoblackdoves
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Ah, good game series. May I ask which game?
User avatar #95 to #93 - OsamaBinLadenz
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The newest one. I honestly really like the multiplayer for it. The campaign's not bad, either, but I haven't gotten very far. I stopped at Shantytown.
#97 to #95 - thetwoblackdoves
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Man, I am too poor to afford that. I heard a lot of great things, and from viewing the trailers, it looks pretty dang well animated. I would normally torrent it, but this PC is not up to the level to handle that good of a game. Also, I mainly use my 360 for gaming.
User avatar #98 to #97 - OsamaBinLadenz
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Hah. Same boat. I got this game off a friend due to the license transfer glitch. My PC's AC Adapter and touchpad have all gone to Hell. I'm using a keyboard as my mouse. **** sucks. I want to get a nice desktop, but that's not happening anytime soon.
#149 to #98 - needmesomebacon
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Reading you two talk made me so happy.
I'll go now, sorry.
User avatar #140 to #7 - roflsaucer
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If you're asking if I like to be the one doing the tying up, no.
If you're asking if I like to be the one being tied up, yes.
Femdom is my fetish.
User avatar #50 to #7 - mariox
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Like my local Hobo once said, "You truly hate what you've never tried."
User avatar #118 to #7 - mexicandudeinsd
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i could dig it
#38 to #7 - heartlessrobot
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I like bondage. I prefer to be the one tied up. Also, ignore mooghens, I have the most fun when someone pulls out the 12 inch strap-on, preferably from 3-4 inches wide. And don't forget the riding crop and vibrator.
#47 to #38 - quesocnkane
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I actually don't mine being tied up either.   
   
Painful ****? Nah. but being tied up? I'm down with it.
I actually don't mine being tied up either.

Painful ****? Nah. but being tied up? I'm down with it.
User avatar #94 to #7 - richardw
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as long as you dont hook up a car battery to my nipples we are okay
User avatar #236 to #7 - hates
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I kind of like bondage, but I'd prefer to be tied up, actually
#78 to #7 - anon id: b7c88afd
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Most men don't mind getting a little sidetracked as long as they can finish the quest.
#215 to #7 - anon id: fb276ca8
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Not my thing, but I can somewhat understand the attraction as long as it doesn't move into weird stuff, like pain.
My turn-on is shy girls, but I really enjoy it when the girl is enjoying it as well(is that weird?)
User avatar #65 to #7 - thismustbeseen
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If I didn't already have a GF who's into the same thing, I'd ask you to marry me.

I love being tied up, so does she. It's not the pain though, it's the restriction.
User avatar #210 to #7 - nsfwbrowserv
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I'm sadistic, so yes I am.
Although I'm more into torture, not that casual stuff that people consider "hardcore" which is really the most casual thing you could think of.
User avatar #63 to #7 - drastronomy
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as long as sharp whips are not involved...
User avatar #202 to #7 - arisaka
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I'm soooooo vanilla, but I think it's cool people can experiment with their sexuality and still respect eachother.
User avatar #53 to #7 - ugottanked
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yep
User avatar #200 to #7 - hotsaws
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Bondage seems weird to me. Like, all of it. Dirty talking, straps, whips, handcuffing, roleplaying, strappy lingerie... just weirds me out. Am I the only person that likes just regular sex?
User avatar #26 to #7 - kikisu
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Just start out slow, I'm a bit of the same way. Usually if you start out asking for spankings or calling them master then building into the other stuff it turns out fine.
#187 to #7 - anon id: fd553994
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As long as the only pooper that gets objects into it is yours, I would do just about anything
User avatar #19 to #7 - captchakid
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Ha, you haven't the slightest clue what's considered 'freak out' material then. You're fine.
User avatar #186 to #7 - nigeltheoutlaw
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I love some light to moderate bondage with my woman as the sub, and I would be ecstatic if the girl pursued it with me instead of the other way around. Just be honest with your interests in the bedroom and you will have a much more enjoyable time.
User avatar #12 to #7 - thewebspinner
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If you're into submission most guys will be cool with that, I had a really freaky relationship with this chick who was submissive but would randomly go dominant, sex started turning into these weird little wrestling matches seeing who could tie the other up first, left her when she started getting too aggressive, biting, scratching and ****.

Short story. Most guys will be more than happy to play out any fantasies of yours but make sure you don't force it upon them. Just because you like getting tied up, blindfolded and spanked doesn't mean he'll want you to do it to him.
#158 to #7 - anon id: 0b6a86f7
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To a point i would have no issue with it, but now if you were to look up bondage on a pornsite and do that I would find it weird
#9 to #7 - anon id: b7c8bcac
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If it's minor stuff I'm sure no one will have a problem with it. Once you get to a certain point though you start to lose some people
#142 to #9 - anon id: 57bdf283
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yea, like, there is the love spank/nails, the kinky spank/nails and the "i want you to remember this for the rest of the month spank/nails", and i think it's ok to not feel ok with spanking, so... try conversation with your partner and be open to wathever response they give to you, good luck
User avatar #156 to #7 - newforomador
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I would like it if I were the one dominating, but not if I were the one being chained or anything. It's not even the I wouldn't like the pain (I prolly wouldn't but just saying), but it's that I have a genuine phobia of being restrained. I don't know the name of it, but it'd be kinda awkward if in the middle of having sex I started to have a panic attack.
#33 to #7 - Shadwstryker
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As long as the P goes into the V, it doesn't matter if you want him to dress up like a viking and sing the russian national anthem backwards while you're tied up dressed like big bird.
As long as the P goes into the V, it doesn't matter if you want him to dress up like a viking and sing the russian national anthem backwards while you're tied up dressed like big bird.
#52 to #33 - powerfapping
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#137 to #33 - nyawgga
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As long as the P goes into the V, it don't matter to ME
#127 - anon id: 00b1d0ca
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And the honey. Probably used as anal lube.
User avatar #225 to #127 - ubercripple
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Or, you know, as just honey? It does tend to make things interesting.
User avatar #131 to #127 - fatsackmcgee
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Honey buns
#6 - WhateverIguess
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I thought this was common knowledge, her assistant gives you a quest to build up evidence to call her out as a total hoe-bag, getting Dibellan marks from three of the guys she's ******.

There's also honey and leather straps in there, so take that as you may.
#133 - kiermatv
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#183 to #48 - jamhamington
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when she brings out the horker tusk
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sauce?
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#201 to #122 - drmedic
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larger. Please.