Take a, Lessen. I, dont own these cawtent. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They' re old hat. A. Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 5. Be more or less specific
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Take a, Lessen

Take a, Lessen. I, dont own these cawtent. 3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They' re old hat. A. Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 5. Be more or less specific

I, dont own these cawtent

3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They' re old
hat.
A. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
5. Be more or less specific.
8. Don' t be redundant; don' t use were words
We highly superfluous.
9. Who needs rhetorical chrestions?
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#1 - thatphatkid (08/06/2013) [-]
"How To Write Good"
User avatar #7 - retardedboss ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Alliterations are always awesome. All assholes against alliteration are arrogant airheads.

**** faggots from which false facts fly.
User avatar #4 - settlwlvs (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Write Well*
#6 to #4 - bronzestop (08/06/2013) [-]
that is the idea it was on puropse kind of mistake
User avatar #14 - sweetdickwilly (08/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
*How to write well.
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User avatar #5 - rekkan (08/06/2013) [-]
The Lonely Island - SEMICOLON (feat. Solange) LYRICS VIDEO #WACKWEDNESDAYS
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User avatar #26 - davidp (08/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Number 1 is assonance, not alliteration
User avatar #29 to #26 - Calculon (08/07/2013) [-]
No it's not, assonance deals with vowels that make the words within the sentence sound the same. Ex: Do you like blue. The "oo" sound is repeated.
User avatar #30 - joshuaww (08/07/2013) [-]
V for Vendetta: V speech high definition

Alliteration at it's finest.
#17 - stuffandotherstuff (08/07/2013) [-]
My old writing teacher would tell me that hyperbole was the worst thing anyone could ever do.
My old writing teacher would tell me that hyperbole was the worst thing anyone could ever do.
User avatar #41 - heraske (08/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How to write good?

NO NO NO ************ NO

HOW TO WRITE WELL**** ASSSTERRIIISSKKKK
#43 to #41 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (08/07/2013) [-]
#40 - derpyhoovezz (08/07/2013) [-]
I barley even understood half of that   
   
   
   
No wonder i always fail English Class
I barley even understood half of that



No wonder i always fail English Class
User avatar #39 - Greevon (08/07/2013) [-]
I didn't catch on until number 7.
I feel terrible.
#33 - thanxforallthefish (08/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Number one is not alliteration. It is assonance.
User avatar #35 to #33 - combatplatypus (08/07/2013) [-]
I think alliteration-always is alliteration.
#24 - cocainecowboy (08/07/2013) [-]
I didn't understand until number 5... and then number 7 made it quite clear it was sarcasm.    
clever.. and funny
I didn't understand until number 5... and then number 7 made it quite clear it was sarcasm.
clever.. and funny
#18 - emurater (08/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It looks like number 8 belongs in the department of redundancy department.
User avatar #13 - ieatyououtaldaylon (08/06/2013) [-]
Family guy could write down a few of these.
#12 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
must be IB
User avatar #10 - bitchplzzz (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#38 to #10 - lookathecomment (08/07/2013) [-]
Star of disapproval
#2 - zxe (08/06/2013) [-]
Good enough for me!
User avatar #27 - furryflava (08/07/2013) [-]
i got the joke when i read number 9 -.-
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