Anna Kendrick. She makes me want to masturbate in a movie theatre. Ugh - to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is  Anna Kendrick She makes me want to masturbate in a movie theatre Ugh - Ryan Gosling theater again Apparently masturbating the back row is
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - kyrie
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For a famous woman she sure does talk about masturbating a lot.
#14 to #2 - anon id: fc21407a
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she's famous?
#16 to #2 - anon id: 0ff94d1e
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Not really. I scrolled for 30 seconds until her first tweet.

These 2 tweets were her only ones about masturbating.
#33 to #2 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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User avatar #35 to #33 - SgtBaha
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More like a comedy movie actress.
User avatar #54 to #2 - dadukesta
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She was perfect in "End of Watch" btw,
User avatar #273 to #54 - daryldixon
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Don't remind me of that movie, **** made me CRY
#275 to #273 - dadukesta
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I didn't cry as hard as when I watched your brother die though.
Then again... I cried really damn hard when your brother died...
#277 to #275 - daryldixon
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#47 to #2 - jplA
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1437 & SingSing: "The teams are so disciplined"
Gotta love esports.
#232 to #47 - eliteeaglewarrior
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kappa
User avatar #6 to #2 - symmiie
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I find nothing wrong with this behavior.
#4 - niggastolemyname
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Then....   
Masturbate in the front row...
Then....
Masturbate in the front row...
#19 to #4 - fellowhuman
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Did it really censor out "masturbate"! Dafuq brotato chip?
User avatar #118 to #4 - titsandgtfo
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what is this from? I've always been curious
#146 to #4 - presentdent
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Bushy eyebrows and mustaches!
Bushy eyebrows and mustaches!
#7 - zhanken
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I'd live.
I'd live.
#165 to #7 - aglet
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#215 to #165 - anon id: 237c637d
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lololololololoolll 69 XDDDDD
User avatar #287 to #7 - vuican
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This is a wonderful gif
#12 to #7 - termz
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End of watch was some ****
#66 to #12 - mrblues
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I cried like a bitch at the end.
#3 - angelooo
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I think she's really pretty and a great actress but I hate when girls do that "inappropriate" act, kinda like when girls say they love watching porn, they openly fart/burp loudly because they think guys will find it funny you know **** like that.
I think she's really pretty and a great actress but I hate when girls do that "inappropriate" act, kinda like when girls say they love watching porn, they openly fart/burp loudly because they think guys will find it funny you know **** like that.
User avatar #158 to #3 - mrvoorhees
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No man, I agree.
User avatar #200 to #3 - morskoj
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Not just girls, but I think anyone can act how ever they want anywhere that isn't a social function, like a funeral or a wedding.
User avatar #212 to #3 - lype
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pretty funny how his comment had exactly -100 thumbs
User avatar #214 to #3 - commontroll
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I agree. It's not funny or edgy. Not any more than a guy saying it. Women all do it, it's just most are mature and classy enough to not talk about it in front of everybody.
User avatar #245 to #3 - rieskimo
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Only if they're being tryhard, if anybody is being a tryhard it's annoying.

Otherwise, it doesn't really matter to me.
User avatar #284 to #245 - angelooo
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That's what I meant but I didn't use the term tryhard, that's probably why I got thumbed down
User avatar #293 to #284 - rieskimo
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Probably, the way you said it just makes it seem like you only like the primmest and properest of chicks.
User avatar #48 to #3 - Mortuus
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I don't care if they say they watch porn. I don't care if they masturbate. I do care if they talk about it openly without provocation. As for doing vulgar things such as purposefully burping and farting in a public venue, that is completely unattractive. If we're at home, it's fine, but not in public.

Those are my views.
#62 to #3 - anon id: 6b0cf811
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my mum and sister do fart joke mroe than my dad i really dont see the point here unles you like the idea of them preen and clean all th tiem is just unrealistic you really dont know girls then
User avatar #230 to #3 - curtkobain
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I agree about the burping and farting. But everything else know.
User avatar #302 to #230 - curtkobain
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*is a no
User avatar #238 to #3 - moneyd
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i agree with this, regardless of red thumbs girls dont need to ACT like that, if they actually are like that then by all means i dont mind, that's their personality but it sure as hell isn't something i find attractive
User avatar #39 to #3 - rhiaanor
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Yeah man, those real people are so unattractive, I prefer a nice, fake woman to shine my shoes rather than a real person.

You're dumb.
User avatar #100 to #39 - vycanismajoris
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Not farting/burping is not "not being you", It's considered polite.
#121 to #3 - angelooo
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In the red sea
User avatar #46 to #3 - diggytits
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I agree
User avatar #126 to #46 - angelooo
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Thank you
User avatar #271 to #126 - juceeer
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Haha I love it how that guy got thumbs up for agreeing and you still got thumbed down just for saying thanks.
#76 to #3 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN
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#52 to #3 - rihardololz
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User avatar #152 to #3 - hotsaws
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Then neither can guys. No double standards, asshole.
User avatar #75 to #3 - IncarceratedNinja
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i have a fetish for girls farting but not burping. i find it obnoxious and annoying
User avatar #119 to #3 - olisaurus
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at least you knew your .gif was going to be relevant
User avatar #123 to #119 - angelooo
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Yeah, I'm prepared everyone knows opinions are hated on here more than scat porn, child porn, and bronies
#58 to #3 - anon id: 29320c08
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I completely agree with you angelooo, they only reason you're getting thumbed down is because funnyjunk is filled with sheep following the herd. Also I don't even find her attractive.
User avatar #59 to #58 - angelooo
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Thanks but you being anonymous will make me seem like samefag.
User avatar #17 to #3 - hudis
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What are you on about
#15 to #3 - larsravn
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Are you gay?
Are you gay?
User avatar #10 - kaiizel
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I don't think Ryan Gosling is that good looking...
#18 to #10 - unholywafffle
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what are you, unamerican?
User avatar #20 to #18 - kaiizel
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Yes, I'm British.
User avatar #34 to #20 - stewiegriff
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yay another british person sup
User avatar #57 to #34 - smokekusheveryday
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I american but for the current moment can i be be a temporary british person while i enjoy this tea with milk?
#264 to #57 - frantasium
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Just this once...
User avatar #289 to #264 - smokekusheveryday
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Yessss! thanks stranger
*finshes stirring tea with milk and honey*
*proceeds to sip and read a good thick book*
>gav thorpes last chancer's
#29 to #20 - tcald
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User avatar #22 to #18 - conoriskool
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Gosling is Canadian
#49 to #10 - anon id: 2b371c0d
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He isn't outstandingly good looking.. he is good looking, famous and rich, which altogether make him outstandingly good looking to women
User avatar #21 to #10 - mysticana
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Neither do I
#30 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Army ** she's lying, nobody in that theatre would've minded. Not even security.
User avatar #56 to #30 - AliCattLovee
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the best part about this comment is that the random image is Ryan Gosling
#248 to #56 - anon id: a7783970
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It's james ransone as Corporal Ray Person I think.
User avatar #64 to #56 - trchamp
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no it isn't you ******* idiot
User avatar #40 to #30 - mutzaki
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People would probably turn around to watch the back row instead of the movie.
#23 - vladcobhc
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Anna is awesome.
#60 - nordicmike
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I feel like this is going to spur a new "I'm a gamer gurl" mentality but then with masturbation.
#87 to #60 - anon id: a372d3fa
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Oh no, please don't let this happen!
#222 to #60 - anon id: 237c637d
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doesn't matter.. at least it will be sexy
#270 to #60 - Ruspanic
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#65 to #60 - poljento
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Just enjoy the joke, man.
#51 - Lewx
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If I was Gosling i'd just show up at her doorstep one day and be all like
If I was Gosling i'd just show up at her doorstep one day and be all like
#24 - hueyfreeman
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Girls like Gosling because he's attractive, I like him cause he's a good actor.

Pic related, one of my favorite movies
User avatar #217 to #24 - commontroll
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Oh boo. That movie sucked donkey dick.
User avatar #36 to #24 - Harkonnen
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I hated that movie, so ******* slow. 90% of it was gosling and the girl from An Education staring and smiling at each other. no dialogue at all. I know that was his character and it's supposed to be artsy but it was boring as ****
User avatar #37 to #36 - Harkonnen
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An Education is a great movie though, strongly recommend it
#26 to #24 - broorb
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massive generalisation there buddy
User avatar #27 to #26 - hueyfreeman
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I'm not gonna lie, I've only seen like 3 of his movies, maybe I don't quite know what I'm talking about
#28 to #27 - broorb
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much better.
#42 to #24 - thesimonved
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What's up with his eyes?
#43 to #42 - thesimonved
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These are some create movie covers....not by me obviously.
#44 to #43 - thesimonved
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User avatar #53 to #24 - xxhunterxx
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I like him because he's pretty damn attractive.

His acting is okay, it's pretty similar throughout any movie, like Keanu Reeves.

But like Keanu Reeves he's freaking awesome.
#136 to #24 - anon id: 995f31af
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That movie sucks dick