Religion. Source: Imgur.. well, honestly I think worshiping the sun is the least retarded religion there is. I mean, sun created us, hell it keeps the entire planet alive, and we can phy Religion Source: Imgur well honestly I think worshiping the sun is least retarded religion there mean created us hell it keeps entire planet alive and we can phy
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#23 - gharshi
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well, honestly I think worshiping the sun is the least retarded religion there is. I mean, sun created us, hell it keeps the entire planet alive, and we can physically see and feel it. there is actually an ancient Persian religion called Zoroastrianism who still worship the sun and fire.

TL;DR praise the sun, faget
User avatar #167 to #23 - YllekNayr
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Is that Sunny D?

That's awesome.
User avatar #198 to #23 - romneykun
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I can't argue with that in any way.
Praise what provides you and sustains you.
That's what/who you should be thanking, logically.
#213 to #23 - anon id: 759cc460
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Not quite. Zoroaster believed in one creator God, teaching that only one God was worthy of worship. Further, Zoroastrians usually pray in the presence of some form of fire (which can be considered evident in any source of light), and the culminating rite of the principle act of worship constitutes a "strengthening of the waters". Fire is considered a medium through which spiritual insight and wisdom is gained, and water is considered the source of that wisdom.

They didn't worship the sun or fire directly, they just considered them sources of insight. They actually worshiped a God.
User avatar #258 to #23 - CrimsonHazrad
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www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4723094/Rant+to+end+all+Rants+2

lol the game fat ben made poop asians can actually read minds andre herring, david tennant overacts and is ****** overall, pc gaming is the ********* even worse than wii, i love the item game, Jarjar binks is best star wars character, god exists, feminists have it right, they shouldnt bring back firefly, nor make a half life 3, michael bay is better than christopher nolan, elie dies at the end of last of us, you are now blinking, breathing and swallowing manually and you just realized your tongue has no comfortable spot in your mouth and that your lower jaw has weight to it. You will die alone. Justin Bieber has 200 times the followers of your favorite artist. stephanie meyer made more money taking a **** than you will from now till the day you die. Amanda todd never did anything wrong. lol 9/11.
User avatar #260 to #23 - masdercheef
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We also have the moon which is responsible for tide cycles and weather patterns. Perhaps we should just go back to worshipping the sun and moon.
#218 to #23 - retentions
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#139 to #23 - jacksipian
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#79 to #23 - harleyzone
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Freddie Mercury was a zoroaster :3
User avatar #182 to #23 - ninjaspartan
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The biggest reason we don't worship it is because its there.
#32 to #23 - pineapplechunkss
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#66 to #32 - anon id: fbf8586d
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D-LIGHT'ful
User avatar #50 to #23 - rosette **User deleted account**
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worship the sun cause it's actually there
#69 to #23 - LOLWUTS
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Sorry for ponies. Only solaire Pic i got
#100 to #69 - anon id: 686f4bf3
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Don't be sorry, ponies are awesome
User avatar #121 to #100 - thewaronbeingcool
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stfu fgt
#27 to #23 - ghostisaho
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#40 to #23 - meinneger
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Zorostrians also believe marrying your sister is the most pious thing you can ever possibly do because it's what Zoroaster did.

All religions have flaws.
User avatar #115 to #40 - imnotkickthecat
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You wouldnt **** your sister to get a +30 relation boost to all your vassals opinions and +300 prestige and piety?

I would.
#179 to #115 - meinneger
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This is where I learnt this fact from, heh.
#105 to #40 - vrthbvyfa
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That isn't necessarily a flaw, I wouldn't marry my sister but If someone in the world could find it in their heart to like their sister like that I wouldn't judge them.

It certainly is something, you have to overcome the various psychological barriers that naturally deter us from our siblings. 'Tis a rare love indeed.
#127 to #105 - anon id: a961f49d
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No, incest is a flaw. The reason those psychological and societal barriers evolved is because having a child with a someone related to you is one of the most evolutionarily retarded things you can do. Not only does it not contribute at all to genetic diversity, (the one most important thing in nature), but it also vastly increases the chance of any genetic diseases triggering and becoming more frequent.
#147 to #127 - vrthbvyfa
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Monocultures aren't so bad, there are lots of successful asexual organisms in which billions of individuals all share the same genotype, I've also read articles that suggest incest can be used to 'clean lines' by which I mean eliminate dangerous recessive alleles. Therefore don't just blindly believe that if the majority of society says something is bad, then it is.
#153 to #147 - anon id: a961f49d
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Oh, I see. You're just trying to justify these weird, unexplained feelings you have for your sister. Gotcha.
#154 to #153 - vrthbvyfa
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eww gross
User avatar #113 to #40 - vycanismajoris
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*Everything has flaws.
Not only religions.
#1 - indodude **User deleted account**
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Ahem.
#231 to #1 - stijnverheye
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Praise Atom


Fallout masterrace
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#175 to #1 - mistafishy
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Hint Hint *************...
User avatar #13 to #1 - zistheman
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PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF THE ATOM!
User avatar #14 to #1 - jukuku
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I showed him the glory of the atom, all right.
#8 to #1 - indodude **User deleted account**
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Come on, only one person got the reference?
#22 - konradkurze
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Worship Chaos

the Dark Gods are better than anything mankinds worshiped so far
#25 to #22 - gharshi
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#43 to #22 - gaminggenus
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See you in hell buddy. I hear there are hookers and gambling and stuff.
#44 to #43 - konradkurze
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who needs hookers when you can get demon girls
#46 to #44 - gaminggenus
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I like your thinking good sir.
#216 to #22 - lookathecomment
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#49 to #22 - shadesofbacon
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We are your gods, monkeigh
#74 to #49 - acemcgunner
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User avatar #51 to #49 - konradkurze
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You Dark Eldar are just pawns of slaanesh, or as you call her, "she who thirsts"
#95 to #22 - rihardololz
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#252 to #22 - komradkthulu
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YOU GON' ****** UP NOW BOI!
YOU GON' ****** UP NOW BOI!
#24 to #22 - restfullwicked
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The Felhanded does not care for your flippentry. you clearly have not tried praying to Morkai.
#41 to #22 - itsabloodyusername
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#64 to #22 - kesolukt
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Glory to Chaos Undivided!
#70 to #22 - acemcgunner
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#30 to #22 - daghost
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#36 to #30 - konradkurze
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#53 to #22 - kolpster
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Har har! Dis git 'ere tinks 'is gods arr real! Worship Gork 'n' Mork ye gitbag!
#76 to #53 - acemcgunner
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#77 to #76 - kolpster
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#82 to #77 - acemcgunner
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NO. no waaagh for you.. just no.
#55 to #53 - konradkurze
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tell that to the orks who worship chaos
#56 to #55 - kolpster
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NO... IT CANT BE... IT CANT!
NO... IT CANT BE... IT CANT!
#75 to #56 - acemcgunner
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#72 to #55 - acemcgunner
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#233 to #72 - konradkurze
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#54 to #22 - bamsebjornen
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FOR THE GLORY OF CHAYOOOOSSSSSSS
#29 to #22 - krasnogvardiech
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STOP RIGHT THERE HERETIC SCUM
#160 to #29 - rollmania
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#157 to #29 - unfitninjuh
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Pay Fine
Go To Jail
>Resist Arrest
User avatar #71 to #29 - cirruss
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what exactly is this from.
User avatar #78 to #71 - cakefaceify
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That is artwork from the WH40k universe. Warhammer set in the 41st millenia. Personally I prefer Warhammer Fantasy, which is a similar universe but set in more of a Tolkien themed period.
#81 to #78 - cirruss
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hmm...Thanks I'll have to check those out.
hmm...Thanks I'll have to check those out.
User avatar #83 to #81 - cakefaceify
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You do that, both of them are originally tabletop games involving miniatures, Fantasy is the first of the two, but now they both have computer games and there's a huuuuge amount of literature being written based in both universes.
I know too much about Warhammer in general for it to be healthy so if you have any questions then pm me or whatever.

(Creative Assembly signed a deal with Games Workshop about a year ago which means that the next Total War game after Rome 2 is likely to be based in the Warhammer fantasy world. Nerdgasm.)
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Since you are essentially my friend Anthony irl (he plays warhammer 40K erryday, at least 5-6 hours a day the board game, I mean ), can you explain to me who the **** Abaddon is? I never finished Soul Hunter (because Anthony needed to give it back to his other friend smh), and I'm still confused at how he literally just beat the **** out of Talos without even raising a finger.
User avatar #183 to #99 - cakefaceify
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If you know about the Emperor you probably know about Horus, the Emperor's "main" son. Horus was the Emperor's warmaster back when everything was dandy, and back then Abaddon was one of the members of Horus' legion's "Mournival", basically the unnofficial backbone of the legion. Abaddon was also the Luna Wolves' (Horus' chapter) first captain, so basically the most important dude apart from Horus himself.
Then Horus went bad, and Abaddon tagged along being his bum-buddy. When Horus died, Abaddon basically took over as the Warmaster of Chaos and as barhah explained controls the favour of the gods and is all in all a pretty mean guy.
#150 to #99 - barhah
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Abaddon the Despoiler is the Warmaster of Chaos Undivided, meaning he is the closest thing to a unified leader they have. He has simultaneously maintained the favor of all four (major) Chaos Gods for ten thousand years, which is impressive, given that they fight each other as much as the other powers of the galaxy. In the Tabletop game the series is based around, he is one of the deadliest characters outside of Apocalypse (which uses continent-destroying, 150 meter-tall Titans).

He is widely regarded as an armless failure by the fandom, due to the fact that his model's arms always fall off, and he is no closer now to conquering the galaxy than he was ten thousand years ago. No, you are not allowed to point out this contradiction to Games Workshop.
#158 to #150 - anon id: 7df51cea
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Thanks for the detailed answer
User avatar #84 to #83 - cirruss
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I do get the feeling you know so much about the universe as I do about the halo universe.
User avatar #85 to #84 - cakefaceify
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Probably more, the Warhammer universe is so rich it's a little bit silly.
And I've played the tabletop game since I was a measly five years of age so...
User avatar #86 to #85 - cirruss
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I've been playing halo since i was 5 so I know pretty much there is to know about the halo universe. also Is warhammer 40k a F2P game or one i have to pay for?
User avatar #87 to #86 - cakefaceify
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Depends, I'm talking about the WH40k universe, there's more than one game. There are RTS games like the Dawn of War series, third person hacknslash like Space Marine among others.
Not sure if any of them are f2p yet, but Space Marine, which is only worth it for the breathtaking SP, you can just grab off TPB
User avatar #88 to #87 - cirruss
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so where do I need to start to get into the universe from the start?
User avatar #89 to #88 - cakefaceify
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... Good question, you could try playing one of the games or just picking up one of the books and delving in from anywhere, it's not that hard to piece it all together yourself, but the best way I think is to get together with a few proper nerdy types and just talk about it. Us Warhammer fans just love to sit and talk about who would beat who in a fight and all of the little technicalities and such.
User avatar #90 to #89 - cirruss
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...Then recommend me one. I have no idea where to start.
User avatar #91 to #90 - cakefaceify
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WH40k you say? Hmmm. The Horus Heresy book series is completely fantastic and worth a read for sure, provides tonnes of backstory.
As far as games go I would go with Dawn of War or Space Marine. They are both easily accessible by non Warhammer gamers to get into the universe.
#92 to #91 - cirruss
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Thanks, I'll check those out.
#12 - feelythefeel
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Fixed.
#33 to #12 - construidor
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You want 500 bottle caps?
#20 - itrinx
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#7 - thenewmaroi
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*Fixed
Do you even praise the sun?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - ifuckinghatethis
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the Egyptians certainly did not sacrifice cats. Killing a cat, in fact, was punishable by death.
#21 - hingerbinger
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User avatar #73 to #21 - admiralen
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thats not true, the first one does
#119 - taniman
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THAT'S BECAUSE THE IMPERIAL SCUM.YOU NEED TALOS!!!
#171 to #119 - spawnsy
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Talos Worship is outlawed human
#120 to #119 - bobthedilder
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User avatar #126 to #120 - praisetalos
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Praise em'
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