Donkey Porn. Source: Tumblr. In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and iwould always reply with turnkeys ar
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Donkey Porn

In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because
apparently I looked like one and iwould always reply with turnkeys are
cute therefore i' m -tote!" And one day this kid was like, " No donkeys are
ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation" and I replied with
AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME r And my masher started
laughing and I didn' t know why until today because I just realized what I
said mop
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Submitted: 08/05/2013
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#2 - screaming (08/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#1 - tazzerz (08/05/2013) [-]
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#7 - kingoftheweirdos (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
3rd graders using the word 'therefore'?
User avatar #10 to #7 - imakejewburgers (08/06/2013) [-]
Therefore's a pretty basic word.
#3 - bushingenna (08/06/2013) [-]
ha! because the thought of someone riding on her back is such a funny thought!
#33 - bbbaka ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So the teachers hears other kids bullying him and he does nothing, he/she even laughs?
So the teachers hears other kids bullying him and he does nothing, he/she even laughs?
User avatar #28 - redcookiemonster (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I guess you could say...

that kid was an ass
#19 - tcald (08/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 - dinonator (08/06/2013) [-]
thanks OP, now my internet history looks weird.
#23 - roflsaucer (08/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Why must you do this?
#4 - gomugomuno (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**gomugomuno rolled a random image posted in comment #5514615 at Furries ** my friends are so weird. sometimes when we are playing games and are in a skype chat. they randomly start reading fan-fiction and they try and do it in the characters voice.
User avatar #5 to #4 - baaltomekk (08/06/2013) [-]
Oh look, another wizard movie
#25 - niggastolemyname (08/06/2013) [-]
would've been mfw
#26 - welfarekid (08/06/2013) [-]
People used to make fun of me, I apparently had big eyes, and they called me bug eyes, or frog eyes, and I would just grab my chin, nod, and say "Hm, I see, how it is."
And the dumb ******* wouldn't get it and they would start laughing and make circles with their fingers and put them around their eyes and yell " YOU SEE HAHAA" and I would just be like **** you faggot That IS THE JOKE! while literally flipping a desk over.
Had to stand in the hall and have a "1 on 1 talk with my antagonist" or some ********
#36 - pikininja (08/06/2013) [-]
I started a business of selling cinnamon rolls, cookies, brownies, and other fun stuff at school, and a bunch of kids made a habit of calling me "ash-hole" when I didn't give them free stuff. Because my name is Ashlyn.
#8 - Common Pepe (08/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
A zebra at some zoo jumped its fence and knocked up a donkey.

The result was the first zebra-donkey, they're calling it a zonkey.

Go look that ****** up, adorable little **** .
#51 - qubot (08/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So... his teacher was into beastiality
#52 to #51 - WutzATroll (08/06/2013) [-]
how on earth did you reach that conclusion? It said the teacher laughed not whipped his dick out and started masturbating
#59 - ishotthedeputy (08/06/2013) [-]
I sure hope no one checks my history and sees this
#56 - Common Pepe (08/06/2013) [-]
Omg, im So done with this site
#40 - mantell (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my buddy's step-aunt makes $64/hour on the laptop. She has been fired from work for 10 months but last month her paycheck was $21077 just working on the laptop for a few hours. Here's the site to read more [big]** [url deleted]
User avatar #60 to #40 - jooby (08/06/2013) [-]
Is his step-aunt hot? Post pics or get out, spambot.
#22 - Common Pepe (08/06/2013) [-]
Now I have to delete my history..

User avatar #9 - warbob (08/06/2013) [-]
so ... what was the gender of the kid ..
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