A life question.... . I', Colin Mochrie How is it that when you are dead and a zombie you can rip open a man' s ribcage, but when you are alive you struggle wit
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A life question...

I', Colin Mochrie
How is it that when you are dead
and a zombie you can rip open a
man' s ribcage, but when you are
alive you struggle with a bag of
chips?
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Submitted: 08/05/2013
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#1 - mastermanner (08/05/2013) [-]
clearly he doesn't understand human anatomy...or it's a bad joke for idiots...reason: the human brain has limiters that stop you from using too much force on your muscles, this is so that your muscles don't break. when you're a "zombie" the limiters disappear because your brain doesn't function anymore and ofc you're a zombie and zombies don't give a crap about your body. ( I hopefully achieved my goal of being a smartass.)
#6 to #1 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
STOP
User avatar #5 to #1 - wrinklynewt ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
yup, this exactly

plus you could open a bag easy if you put all your effort in right away, but the bag would rip and chips would go everywhere
User avatar #3 to #1 - threadz (08/06/2013) [-]
is there a way to turn off this limit?
User avatar #4 to #3 - mastermanner (08/06/2013) [-]
There might be some way but its highly unlikely. It would take a lot of mental training to do it. So the answer would be not in our lifetime. (this is the extent of my knowledge)
#2 to #1 - astarothaufromage ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
You've beaten me to it. I guess that's it for the ass part. Well done.. bloody bastard.
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