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#46 - goodcheese (08/06/2013) [-]
i get really responsible when i'm drunk, i usually tell everyone not to drive and look for sleeping bags so they can crash that night and wait until the morning.

itt. post your m.o. when drunk
#124 to #46 - Loopholes (08/06/2013) [-]
I sit there and laugh uncontrollably like a retard, when people ask me what I'm laughing at I'll say I don't know, start telling my friends how cool I think they are and how much I appreciate them being my friends, and I become 10x hornier, trying to get nudes from friends online, which is funny, because when I'm drunk I sometimes have trouble getting an erection (I call it whiskey dick even though I don't drink whiskey) . I'll also talk for ages about irrelevant **** no one cares about.

MFW drunk
User avatar #117 to #46 - dracomancer (08/06/2013) [-]
I usually (based on what pople have told me) get really happy and start telling everyone how much I appreciate them. when i'm sober I would tell everyone to **** off and such (With love of course). My girlfriend tends to **** with me and not in the way I would want. She once acted all freaked out and said I hit her so I called the police and tried to tuurn myself in which she wasn't expecting me to do. A cop came by and she had to explain to him why there was some guy drunk off his ass trying to turn himself in for something he didn't do.
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User avatar #97 to #46 - fukkendragonite (08/06/2013) [-]
I get a bit like you, responsible and **** . But I also loosen up and do stupid **** , like before I was a bit drunk and we were smoking a joint in a huge crowd of people and there were cops hanging around who luckily didn't see us drunk and high. People were just staring at us like "these guys got balls..." Then I woke up the next morning and realised just how stupid that was. But I mean, earlier that evening I had made sure we were heading in the right direction to where we were going, and making sure we didn't go in the dodgy pubs and clubs. I'm like everyone's dad, except I get really affectionate with people and I also have random gaps in my judgement.

So I get like you, I'm just not as good at it.
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#88 to #46 - bigboyblue (08/06/2013) [-]
Get overly-friendly with everyone. Even complete strangers. High-five and fist-bump all the men. Hug all the women. (Typically find a girl I'd like to make a move on, but still be too beta to say/do anything.) Usually spout stereotypical stuff like "I LOVE YOU MAN. YOU KNOW.. YOU'RE THE COOLEST... EVERRR." (Capslock for how loud I talk, thinking I'm speaking normally.) I tend to laugh at anything and everything, as well as think I'm the best comedian ever. Stumble and crash into every wall and piece of furniture, then question why it's "out of place". Yep, that's why I quit the booze.   
   
Gif.. semi-related... I think?
Get overly-friendly with everyone. Even complete strangers. High-five and fist-bump all the men. Hug all the women. (Typically find a girl I'd like to make a move on, but still be too beta to say/do anything.) Usually spout stereotypical stuff like "I LOVE YOU MAN. YOU KNOW.. YOU'RE THE COOLEST... EVERRR." (Capslock for how loud I talk, thinking I'm speaking normally.) I tend to laugh at anything and everything, as well as think I'm the best comedian ever. Stumble and crash into every wall and piece of furniture, then question why it's "out of place". Yep, that's why I quit the booze.

Gif.. semi-related... I think?
User avatar #71 to #46 - dermustang (08/06/2013) [-]
I just take over the stereo and play a bunch of Madeon and mashups because Wobble gets really ****** old after the third time. Most people like the music and if they don't, I switch it to something they do. I wander around and meet everybody but I never hang around very long. I make sure all the overly-wasted bitches get taken care of and not groped up or anything. I'm pretty usually chill.
#65 to #46 - jilliebean (08/06/2013) [-]
I get weirdly over-affectionate.
I'll hug anyone who will let me, try to kiss my female friends, and call everybody "sweetie" (which I have NEVER done sober). I hope it's cute, and I don't just look like a deranged pervert.
Pic very related.
User avatar #62 to #46 - sora2534 (08/06/2013) [-]
I talk a lot.
Seriously, you can't get me to shut up
While I normally can talk like two sentences a day in public, I'll have a motormouth that would make Ben Croshaw sound like an introvert...albeit more eloquent that I would ever be while drunk.
User avatar #53 to #46 - szymonf (08/06/2013) [-]
i puke then drink some more
then i sleep untill the sun starts going down
i also get very loud, obnoxious and i think i'm the best flirt in the world when in reality i come off as a bigger creep then the character Randy Wharmpess from himym in this clip... well i can't find the clip on youtube but it's the "koala meat is delicious" episode where he gets a nosebleed while talking to robyn
and i don't know what m.o is
User avatar #54 to #53 - goodcheese (08/06/2013) [-]
M.O. stands for modus operandi, which is latin for habit or usual pattern of behavior
User avatar #55 to #54 - szymonf (08/06/2013) [-]
well ****
i've never taken a latin course in my life.
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