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Catherine Bernstein
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Submitted: 08/05/2013
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#11 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/05/2013) [+] (34 replies)
A black nazi !?
A black nazi !?
#14 - treepump (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It's a penis
#23 - savingvalentine (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So Alpha
#27 - Viggiator (08/06/2013) [-]
M.T. Pocketts becomes Dr. Moneydick..
M.T. Pocketts becomes Dr. Moneydick..
#52 - seymourtets (08/06/2013) [-]
"I love you so goddamn much, Catherine. I would kill for you."   
   
The perfect grammar out of no where made it for me
"I love you so goddamn much, Catherine. I would kill for you."

The perfect grammar out of no where made it for me
#61 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I thought it was a boner in pink underwear.
#8 - notsochosentroll (08/05/2013) [-]
I hope I'm not the only one who appreciates the irony in a black nazi.
I hope I'm not the only one who appreciates the irony in a black nazi.
#1 - skrynox (08/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I've never been drunk before and I have a good reason not to drink.

I knew a guy (Semi-friends) who was in the Military and was finishing up his Master's Degree in college. He had a high GPA and it was after finals but the semester wasn't over yet, as we hadn't had graduation yet. He was a nice guy and he was engaged to a pretty girl as well. He was getting some benefits from being in the Military as well but I'm not sure what exactly.

So one night after finals he and his bros go get wasted at a bar. Like I'm talking absolutely drunk off your ass. He walked his drunk self outside and saw a semi-truck that was on, they were unloading merchandise for the bar or something. So he gets in the truck while it's on and drives off as they were unloading, going over the curb and spilling a bunch of stuff. He floors it into the road and crashed into 3 cars, destroying them and costing a ******** of money.

Later on he got his Degree pulled, he got an Involuntary Discharge and everything was pulled from him, not to mention the fines he had to pay were huge. One thing he still had though was his wife and they ended up getting married.

MFW he had to go to a hillbilly college to get his Degree again because no one else would take him, and his record was ****** up forever.

I never saw him again but I heard he moved to Gardner in Colorado, a small ass town where he became a mailman.
User avatar #5 to #1 - richardbatsbak (08/05/2013) [-]
Ever thought about drinking an not being a stupid **** while being drunk?
User avatar #19 - chrisoid (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah Im going to need a picture of Black Hitler
#25 to #19 - darcandkharg (08/06/2013) [-]
Here you go.
#107 - thechucklefuck (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
There were black Wehrmacht soldiers.
#46 - goodcheese (08/06/2013) [+] (12 replies)
i get really responsible when i'm drunk, i usually tell everyone not to drive and look for sleeping bags so they can crash that night and wait until the morning.

itt. post your m.o. when drunk
#30 - satnaam (08/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**satnaam rolls 776**

You know whats Stronger than that glass window?

your fist.

-alcohol

#106 - bocatadesesos ONLINE (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
wut?
#80 - megamind (08/06/2013) [-]
black nazi. im never drinking again.
black nazi. im never drinking again.
#51 - legamethatyoulost (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Whoa, now hold on here a minute.
Just because this guy doesn't have any clothes any except boxers doesn't mean he's fair game.
While he probably made the conscious decision to take all of his clothes off, he also took off his shoes and socks, knowing that he was feeling drowsy.
He is safe, you dick.
#48 - mrbarks (08/06/2013) [-]
DR moneydick
DR moneydick
#36 - triggathepirate (08/06/2013) [+] (6 replies)
There's something very interesting about a black nazi...   
Just can't put my finger on it.
There's something very interesting about a black nazi...
Just can't put my finger on it.
#9 - dangercliff (08/05/2013) [-]
how is my elo doi-oh yeah
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