Pokemon Christianity Version. . The Christian Playthrough: f. Players cannot let their Pokemon evolve. 2. Players cannot catch Dark, Psychic or Ghost Pokemon, n
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Pokemon Christianity Version

The Christian Playthrough:
f. Players cannot let their Pokemon evolve.
2. Players cannot catch Dark, Psychic or Ghost Pokemon, nor can they use moves of those types.
3. Pokemon must he at least level 22 before they breed, and two Pokemon of the same sex cannot share a
daycare center.
lfa player obtains an egg, it' s their duty to keep it in their party and raise it until it reaches level 13.
Legendaries are false idols and must be killed.
Players cannot use fossils, and should ignore science labs whenever possible-
Players cannot pla y at Game Corners and must avoid the benefits of narcotics like PP Up and Rare Candy.
Players cannot catch Enos, Arbok, Seviper, or Serperior and are advised to disregard their advice.
if players do not follow these rules, they will be sent to the Distortion World and live with Giratina forever.
Alternate Protestant Edition: Believe
in Arceus, then do whatever the hell
you want,
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Submitted: 08/05/2013
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User avatar #14 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Also it's customary for gym leaders to have sex with level 8 pokemon.
User avatar #23 - neverborn (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
the 'Protestant Edition' thing doesn't make any sense.
they are still part of the christian faith. hell, I'm pretty sure they use the bible as their sole source of religious law, technically making them have even stricter doctrines in some aspects.

(of course, my knowledge is limited so I could have just spouted a load of nonsense there. I'll no doubt be corrected or thumbed down to oblivion if this is the case)
User avatar #25 to #23 - apocalypticburrito (08/06/2013) [-]
its more like diet Christianity
#29 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>implying you can catch serperior
#30 to #29 - themaskedgamer (08/06/2013) [-]
>Implying players aren't smart enough to figure that **** out on their own.
User avatar #26 - itrinx (08/06/2013) [-]
Anyone on the PokeMMO here ?
#19 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
Why can't two pokemon of the same sex be in the daycare together? They aren't going to do anything. Hell, wouldn't they be more likely if they were in your party?
User avatar #15 - gryphemthegryphon (08/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I know it's an event pokemon, but is Arceus still considered a "false idol?"
User avatar #13 - ajlyoshi (08/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have to disagree with the lvl 22 one, it doesn't make sense
User avatar #1 - benjamino (08/05/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I'm might seriously try this one a run of Emerald.
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