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#11 - mattdoggy (08/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
You always see them. Maybe a few scattered or grouped together, maybe just one. But he's always there. You find him with a few bags in his hands or a pile of clothes in his arms outside a dressing room. We all know why he's there. Some pretty thing talked him into it, maybe his girlfriend, maybe a friend he's trying to get, but it's always a girl. The task of accompanying a girl in shopping doesn't sound that painful and it shouldn't be. Just standing there watching a girl be pretty sounds like a good deal at first, but we're wrong, it's not. They try on outfits you could have never conceived of, asking your opinion on every one of them. If you decide wrong she gets angry with you, defeating the purpose of going with her. Combine that with the load of a pack mule who must carry the weight of a dwarf star on a strand of razor thin plastic straps on your fingers. On top of it all is the hateful scowls of females near the dressing rooms who give you looks like you're the FBI's most wanted pedophile waiting to rape someone in a dressing room. Now stretch this over a 6 hour or more period of time and it turns into a nightmare. It only takes a little while for the guy to get that look in their eye, the one you can use to make sure it's not a gay friend enjoying a day with his gals. It's the look of a lion who once lived in the wilds, who used to roam and hunt and was king, but now lives in a zoo. Sure it's a safe life full of comfort and simplicity, but it can hardly be called a life at all. That look, that single broken look, can be seen easier than a lighthouse on a dark clear night. You can see their soul being crushed a little bit more with every heartbeat they have. The worst part is, there's nothing you can do. It is a trap of their own choosing. A kind pat on the back and a look that says "Hang in there, it'll be worth it later" is all you can offer, but you both know these words give no comfort. The next time out check their eyes for that broken look in their eyes
You always see them. Maybe a few scattered or grouped together, maybe just one. But he's always there. You find him with a few bags in his hands or a pile of clothes in his arms outside a dressing room. We all know why he's there. Some pretty thing talked him into it, maybe his girlfriend, maybe a friend he's trying to get, but it's always a girl. The task of accompanying a girl in shopping doesn't sound that painful and it shouldn't be. Just standing there watching a girl be pretty sounds like a good deal at first, but we're wrong, it's not. They try on outfits you could have never conceived of, asking your opinion on every one of them. If you decide wrong she gets angry with you, defeating the purpose of going with her. Combine that with the load of a pack mule who must carry the weight of a dwarf star on a strand of razor thin plastic straps on your fingers. On top of it all is the hateful scowls of females near the dressing rooms who give you looks like you're the FBI's most wanted pedophile waiting to rape someone in a dressing room. Now stretch this over a 6 hour or more period of time and it turns into a nightmare. It only takes a little while for the guy to get that look in their eye, the one you can use to make sure it's not a gay friend enjoying a day with his gals. It's the look of a lion who once lived in the wilds, who used to roam and hunt and was king, but now lives in a zoo. Sure it's a safe life full of comfort and simplicity, but it can hardly be called a life at all. That look, that single broken look, can be seen easier than a lighthouse on a dark clear night. You can see their soul being crushed a little bit more with every heartbeat they have. The worst part is, there's nothing you can do. It is a trap of their own choosing. A kind pat on the back and a look that says "Hang in there, it'll be worth it later" is all you can offer, but you both know these words give no comfort. The next time out check their eyes for that broken look in their eyes
#14 - linktheherooftime (08/06/2013) [-]
Kinda reminds me of this.
#1 - teranin ONLINE (08/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#6 to #3 - teranin ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
no, I hate feminism, I've got no problem with women.  I refuse to hate entire groups of people based on something they can't choose, like their gender, race, sexual orientation, but I'll sure as 						****					 judge people based on the ideologies they keep, and the actions they take.   
   
on a side note, I do love me some Starfire.
no, I hate feminism, I've got no problem with women. I refuse to hate entire groups of people based on something they can't choose, like their gender, race, sexual orientation, but I'll sure as **** judge people based on the ideologies they keep, and the actions they take.

on a side note, I do love me some Starfire.
#56 - pehtran (08/06/2013) [+] (5 replies)
im a girl and i dont understand this. why would you drag a man to a mall to go shopping for clothes with you? seriously? are you ******* retarded? does he drag you to mechanical stores ? jesus ******* crist i want to slap every bitch i see dragging men around dgjdofge9094jg904rijfog
#2 - doctorgolgo (08/05/2013) [-]
Manly tears were shed...
#38 - pikininja (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I would usually do my shopping before my boyfriend arrived at the mall. I kind of like being able to get important stuff done and just relax when we hang out.
I would usually do my shopping before my boyfriend arrived at the mall. I kind of like being able to get important stuff done and just relax when we hang out.
#44 - mausisdead (08/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get it
I don't get it
#26 - Zyklone (08/06/2013) [+] (12 replies)
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is killing a boar what hed rather be doing?
#55 to #26 - dickeating (08/06/2013) [-]
It's an illustration outlining Man's fall from Great Hunter Gatherer to domesticated housepet.
#46 - anaphase (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My girlfriend hates shopping even more than I do.
My girlfriend hates shopping even more than I do.
#50 to #46 - SognaVetr (08/06/2013) [-]
I dreamt about that gif last night. What the hell is wrong with me?
I dreamt about that gif last night. What the hell is wrong with me?
User avatar #42 - Infernal (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is this a man who is imagining his wife/girlfriend is a boar and wants to kill her

Is this a man who would rather be boar hunting than go shopping with his wife/girlfriend?

Or is this Tarzan who is reminiscing his time in the jungle and is rethinking his choice of going to England with Jane?

We'll never know...
User avatar #45 to #42 - kosicandavid (08/06/2013) [-]
It is showing how manniness was destroyed. Before modern era people were hunting wild animals to create some clothes from their skin. Today all you have to do is go to the mall.
User avatar #35 - zeroxnight (08/06/2013) [+] (2 replies)
while on a deserted island, he was a king, he was a real man. back in civilization, he feels like he is no longer the king he was on the island. I'm not even sure if it was an island, but lets just say it was an island
#72 - ragingflamingos (08/06/2013) [-]
That's why you reward him by letting him watch you try on underwear/swimsuits.
That's why you reward him by letting him watch you try on underwear/swimsuits.
User avatar #68 - mrloverlover (08/06/2013) [-]
I used to ask my other half to come shopping with me, until he came up with the idea of embarrassing me everytime we go out

I've learnt my lesson now, much rather do my shopping online or with a friend
User avatar #41 - gravitystereo (08/06/2013) [-]
protip for you guys: if you get a job at a clothing store you can get a really good discount. There's some rad stores like Vans that give you half off on everything, and your whole family can use it (and you can just buy **** for your friends if it looks like it's coming out of your pocket). It's the bomb
User avatar #66 - mikaelkid (08/06/2013) [-]
Ha, I once ****** over this concept by taking my girlfriend video game shopping with me



(I still had to try on some ******* clothes though
#60 - yourmomsfartbox (08/06/2013) [-]
I want to have your babes
User avatar #59 - itsoneam (08/06/2013) [-]
The emasculinity of man...
User avatar #49 - thenikohero (08/06/2013) [-]
Thats the feel. That one. But my girlfriend hates shopping just as much as I do, if not even more.
#21 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
What the **** is this? I don't even.....
#24 - resigneddrip (08/06/2013) [-]
**resigneddrip rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at It all makes sense now **
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