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#72 - ragingflamingos (08/06/2013) [-]
That's why you reward him by letting him watch you try on underwear/swimsuits.
That's why you reward him by letting him watch you try on underwear/swimsuits.
User avatar #68 - mrloverlover (08/06/2013) [-]
I used to ask my other half to come shopping with me, until he came up with the idea of embarrassing me everytime we go out

I've learnt my lesson now, much rather do my shopping online or with a friend
User avatar #66 - mikaelkid ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
Ha, I once ****** over this concept by taking my girlfriend video game shopping with me



(I still had to try on some ******* clothes though
#60 - yourmomsfartbox (08/06/2013) [-]
I want to have your babes
User avatar #59 - itsoneam (08/06/2013) [-]
The emasculinity of man...
#56 - pehtran (08/06/2013) [-]
im a girl and i dont understand this. why would you drag a man to a mall to go shopping for clothes with you? seriously? are you ******* retarded? does he drag you to mechanical stores ? jesus ******* crist i want to slap every bitch i see dragging men around dgjdofge9094jg904rijfog
User avatar #70 to #56 - noisia ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
To be fair, these guys don't help themselves.
I go shopping with my gf all the time, but I don't follow her like a shadow whilst she looks at things I have no interest in.
We'll go into a shop, she'll go to the womenswear, I'll go look at the menswear. If she wants to go to a shop that's aimed towards women, I'll go into the nearest shop that peaks my interest.
It doesn't have to be an ordeal.
User avatar #67 to #56 - dedaluminus (08/06/2013) [-]
I don't mind shopping with my girlfriend, but not like in the comic. More of we go to the same place at the same time, pick out our own clothes, and then let the other see us in them (because no matter how good you think you look in the mirror, an extra opinion is good for you.)
User avatar #64 to #56 - xoyv (08/06/2013) [-]
because they need someone to carry all the **** that they buy
#62 to #56 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
>btw i'm a grill xD

I'm not like other girls, I won't drag you around shops with me. Don't flirt with me silly boys ;)
User avatar #61 to #56 - unikornanarkyh ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
I don't mind shopping. It isn't thaaat bad.
User avatar #49 - thenikohero (08/06/2013) [-]
Thats the feel. That one. But my girlfriend hates shopping just as much as I do, if not even more.
#46 - anaphase (08/06/2013) [-]
My girlfriend hates shopping even more than I do.
My girlfriend hates shopping even more than I do.
#50 to #46 - SognaVetr (08/06/2013) [-]
I dreamt about that gif last night. What the hell is wrong with me?
I dreamt about that gif last night. What the hell is wrong with me?
User avatar #51 to #50 - potatot (08/06/2013) [-]
That gif is dream worthy.
#44 - mausisdead (08/06/2013) [-]
I don't get it
I don't get it
User avatar #47 to #44 - Mahazama (08/06/2013) [-]
Guy is shopping with partner and is bored out of his mind.
User avatar #42 - Infernal (08/06/2013) [-]
Is this a man who is imagining his wife/girlfriend is a boar and wants to kill her

Is this a man who would rather be boar hunting than go shopping with his wife/girlfriend?

Or is this Tarzan who is reminiscing his time in the jungle and is rethinking his choice of going to England with Jane?

We'll never know...
User avatar #48 to #42 - footballmaniac (08/06/2013) [-]
Hmm. The 3rd one is the only one that would make the comic funny, so it would be the logical guess.
User avatar #45 to #42 - kosicandavid (08/06/2013) [-]
It is showing how manniness was destroyed. Before modern era people were hunting wild animals to create some clothes from their skin. Today all you have to do is go to the mall.
User avatar #41 - gravitystereo (08/06/2013) [-]
protip for you guys: if you get a job at a clothing store you can get a really good discount. There's some rad stores like Vans that give you half off on everything, and your whole family can use it (and you can just buy **** for your friends if it looks like it's coming out of your pocket). It's the bomb
#38 - pikininja (08/06/2013) [-]
I would usually do my shopping before my boyfriend arrived at the mall. I kind of like being able to get important stuff done and just relax when we hang out.
I would usually do my shopping before my boyfriend arrived at the mall. I kind of like being able to get important stuff done and just relax when we hang out.
#74 to #38 - litha (08/06/2013) [-]
What's the name of this cartoon again?
User avatar #75 to #74 - pussypunchpiss (08/06/2013) [-]
baman piderman
User avatar #35 - zeroxnight (08/06/2013) [-]
while on a deserted island, he was a king, he was a real man. back in civilization, he feels like he is no longer the king he was on the island. I'm not even sure if it was an island, but lets just say it was an island
User avatar #36 to #35 - zeroxnight (08/06/2013) [-]
or he a real man, he made his own clothes out of the skin of animals he himself has slain, now he wear **** his wife picked out for him
User avatar #43 to #36 - stoicnick **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
or potato
#26 - Zyklone (08/06/2013) [-]
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is killing a boar what hed rather be doing?
#55 to #26 - dickeating (08/06/2013) [-]
It's an illustration outlining Man's fall from Great Hunter Gatherer to domesticated housepet.
#57 to #55 - dickeating (08/06/2013) [-]
And also the fact that instead of killing beasts to get what we need we simply walk around in shops and pluck from shelves.
User avatar #39 to #26 - pikininja (08/06/2013) [-]
He's imagining that his girlfriend is a boar and he's killing her because he's tired of shopping with her.
User avatar #89 to #39 - kikura (09/09/2013) [-]
also, wearing her skin after...
#28 to #26 - stanleys (08/06/2013) [-]
Why not ask this guy
#29 to #28 - Zyklone (08/06/2013) [-]
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you only raise further questions...
#34 to #29 - ThatFatMummy (08/06/2013) [-]
wat?
wat?
#37 to #34 - Zyklone (08/06/2013) [-]
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meep dude, meep.
User avatar #30 to #29 - stanleys (08/06/2013) [-]
Game of Thrones

Actual spoiler
He was killed boar hunting
User avatar #31 to #30 - Zyklone (08/06/2013) [-]
neat, how did you do that?
User avatar #32 to #31 - stanleys (08/06/2013) [-]
The spoiler tag? It's the eye in the upper right hand side of the comment box
User avatar #27 to #26 - dongmongler (08/06/2013) [-]
That seems about right
#24 - resigneddrip (08/06/2013) [-]
**resigneddrip rolled a random image posted in comment #121 at It all makes sense now **
#21 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
What the **** is this? I don't even.....
#14 - linktheherooftime (08/06/2013) [-]
Kinda reminds me of this.
#11 - mattdoggy (08/06/2013) [-]
You always see them. Maybe a few 						*********					 or grouped together, maybe just one. But he's always there. You find him with a few bags in his hands or a pile of clothes in his arms outside a dressing room. We all know why he's there. Some pretty thing talked him into it, maybe his girlfriend, maybe a friend he's trying to get, but it's always a girl. The task of accompanying a girl in shopping doesn't sound that painful and it shouldn't be. Just standing there watching a girl be pretty sounds like a good deal at first, but we're wrong, it's not. They try on outfits you could have never conceived of, asking your opinion on every one of them. If you decide wrong she gets angry with you, defeating the purpose of going with her. Combine that with the load of a pack mule who must carry the weight of a dwarf star on a strand of razor thin plastic straps on your fingers. On top of it all is the hateful scowls of females near the dressing rooms who give you looks like you're the FBI's most wanted 						*********					 waiting to rape someone in a dressing room. Now stretch this over a 6 hour or more period of time and it turns into a nightmare. It only takes a little while for the guy to get that look in their eye, the one you can use to make sure it's not a gay friend enjoying a day with his gals. It's the look of a lion who once lived in the wilds, who used to roam and hunt and was king, but now lives in a zoo. Sure it's a safe life full of comfort and simplicity, but it can hardly be called a life at all. That look, that single broken look, can be seen easier than a lighthouse on a dark clear night. You can see their soul being crushed a little bit more with every heartbeat they have. The worst part is, there's nothing you can do. It is a trap of their own choosing. A kind pat on the back and a look that says "Hang in there, it'll be worth it later" is all you can offer, but you both know these words give no comfort. The next time out check their eyes for that broken look in their eyes
You always see them. Maybe a few ********* or grouped together, maybe just one. But he's always there. You find him with a few bags in his hands or a pile of clothes in his arms outside a dressing room. We all know why he's there. Some pretty thing talked him into it, maybe his girlfriend, maybe a friend he's trying to get, but it's always a girl. The task of accompanying a girl in shopping doesn't sound that painful and it shouldn't be. Just standing there watching a girl be pretty sounds like a good deal at first, but we're wrong, it's not. They try on outfits you could have never conceived of, asking your opinion on every one of them. If you decide wrong she gets angry with you, defeating the purpose of going with her. Combine that with the load of a pack mule who must carry the weight of a dwarf star on a strand of razor thin plastic straps on your fingers. On top of it all is the hateful scowls of females near the dressing rooms who give you looks like you're the FBI's most wanted ********* waiting to rape someone in a dressing room. Now stretch this over a 6 hour or more period of time and it turns into a nightmare. It only takes a little while for the guy to get that look in their eye, the one you can use to make sure it's not a gay friend enjoying a day with his gals. It's the look of a lion who once lived in the wilds, who used to roam and hunt and was king, but now lives in a zoo. Sure it's a safe life full of comfort and simplicity, but it can hardly be called a life at all. That look, that single broken look, can be seen easier than a lighthouse on a dark clear night. You can see their soul being crushed a little bit more with every heartbeat they have. The worst part is, there's nothing you can do. It is a trap of their own choosing. A kind pat on the back and a look that says "Hang in there, it'll be worth it later" is all you can offer, but you both know these words give no comfort. The next time out check their eyes for that broken look in their eyes
#73 to #11 - alarmdemon (08/06/2013) [-]
you type with the skill of a god.i will kill and die in your name.
#71 to #11 - skiskate **User deleted account** (08/06/2013) [-]
Dude i think you actually filled the 2000 character limit with a single comment
Dude i think you actually filled the 2000 character limit with a single comment
#53 to #11 - kaboomz (08/06/2013) [-]
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dammit
User avatar #23 to #11 - pokimone (08/06/2013) [-]
She lets me come in the changing room with her. I don't mind shopping with my fiance at all. Always a good show.
User avatar #16 to #11 - smithforprez (08/06/2013) [-]
such a hollow, wasted life is not worth living.
#15 to #11 - asasqw (08/06/2013) [-]
A moment of silence for those who have lost their balls to such atrocities.
A moment of silence for those who have lost their balls to such atrocities.
#40 to #15 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
We've all been domesticated. Do you really think we'd put up with the constant abuses, even if they are small ones, if we really had any courage and pride? Man kind has eaten it's own soul.
#2 - doctorgolgo (08/05/2013) [-]
Manly tears were shed...
#1 - teranin ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
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#7 to #3 - teranin ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
on a side side note, I think people might be misunderstanding my comment.  I meant the badass brutal 						******					 of the boar was beautiful, and the representation of a man trapped in a life of mediocrity with no action had a morbid beauty to it.  I was in no way endorsing his suffering.
on a side side note, I think people might be misunderstanding my comment. I meant the badass brutal ****** of the boar was beautiful, and the representation of a man trapped in a life of mediocrity with no action had a morbid beauty to it. I was in no way endorsing his suffering.
+1
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#6 to #3 - teranin ONLINE (08/06/2013) [-]
no, I hate feminism, I've got no problem with women.  I refuse to hate entire groups of people based on something they can't choose, like their gender, race, sexual orientation, but I'll sure as 						****					 judge people based on the ideologies they keep, and the actions they take.   
   
on a side note, I do love me some Starfire.
no, I hate feminism, I've got no problem with women. I refuse to hate entire groups of people based on something they can't choose, like their gender, race, sexual orientation, but I'll sure as **** judge people based on the ideologies they keep, and the actions they take.

on a side note, I do love me some Starfire.
#18 to #6 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
...rule 34 plz
#69 to #19 - awesomeevil (08/06/2013) [-]
I know I was supposed to be looking at the porn, but I loved this picture
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