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    #11 - thisotherdude
    Reply+77
    (08/05/2013)[-]
    Lava is molten rock, in order for rock to melt it needs to be from 600-1200 degrees celsius (that's 1100-2200 in fahrenheit if you're American). If the lava hasn't formed a flexible slightly solidified layer (which as the lava in the picture is completely red it hasn't) than even going close to it would be more than enough to kill you. Aka, the girl and father would be extra crispy and dead already and standing on a sofa would do absolutely nothing. Now where's my Buzz Killington award?
    Lava is molten rock, in order for rock to melt it needs to be from 600-1200 degrees celsius (that's 1100-2200 in fahrenheit if you're American). If the lava hasn't formed a flexible slightly solidified layer (which as the lava in the picture is completely red it hasn't) than even going close to it would be more than enough to kill you. Aka, the girl and father would be extra crispy and dead already and standing on a sofa would do absolutely nothing. Now where's my Buzz Killington award?
    User avatar#86 to #11 - newsuperyoshi
    Reply+5
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    I call BS...

    Minecraft Nether.
    #55 to #11 - unfitninjuh#228 on commentsRank#228
    Reply+7
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    Congratulations, you have just been promoted to Lieutenant
    Congratulations, you have just been promoted to Lieutenant
    User avatar#94 to #55 - princeofbrokensoul
    Reply-2
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    ******* love that picture.
    User avatar#104 to #94 - toxictangerine
    Reply-2
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    ******** lava that picture
    User avatar#57 to #55 - thisotherdude
    Reply+1
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    Sweet! I've always dreamed of being a lieutenant! (also that picture will come in real handy in the future)
    User avatar#60 to #57 - unfitninjuh#228 on commentsRank#228
    Reply-1
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    Your welcome
    #51 to #11 - anon id: 59dd1555
    Reply0
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    Good ******* job, smart guy. No one knew that, thanks for sharing. Seeing as how FJ is a site of logic and science, we needed your facts.
    #53 to #51 - thisotherdude
    Reply0
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    Why thank you good sir, I do my best to please. I must say you are quite good when it comes to sarcasm and must give you a small round of applause for your skills.
    Why thank you good sir, I do my best to please. I must say you are quite good when it comes to sarcasm and must give you a small round of applause for your skills.
    #28 to #11 - misticalz
    Reply+1
    (08/05/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    #25 to #11 - Bad Man
    Reply+2
    (08/05/2013)[-]
    tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConvectionSchmonvection
    #19 to #11 - Zeigh
    Reply+1
    (08/05/2013)[-]
    Misery is best Gloom.
    Misery is best Gloom.
    User avatar#30 to #19 - linktheherooftime
    Reply+1
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    What is she from?
    User avatar#32 to #30 - Zeigh
    Reply0
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    A kids show called Ruby Gloom(dot)


    S'really good(dot)
    #14 to #11 - kandazz
    Reply+11
    (08/05/2013)[-]
    Hey, **** your science and have fun.
    Hey, **** your science and have fun.
    User avatar#87 to #14 - newsuperyoshi
    Reply-2
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    I got an email recently you might be interested in.

    FROM: thatotherdude@funnyjunk.com
    TO: newsuperyoshi@funnyjunk.com
    SUBJECT: Fwd: The Cause of Sciance.

    Lava kills you if you get near it in real life.

    ---

    When you get the joke I put in there.
    #169 to #87 - kandazz
    Reply0
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    This comic is brought to in part by the powers of magic and imagination! Like snakes plated in dragon scales! (P.S. This snake is called a bush viper. Imagination says dragon snake. So much more interesting.)
    This comic is brought to in part by the powers of magic and imagination! Like snakes plated in dragon scales! (P.S. This snake is called a bush viper. Imagination says dragon snake. So much more interesting.)
    #17 to #14 - MaelRadec
    Reply+1
    (08/05/2013)[-]
    cavemen jedi and sith fighting
    User avatar#48 to #17 - thefortysecond
    Reply-1
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    oh my god your avatar
    User avatar#15 to #14 - thisotherdude
    Reply+3
    (08/05/2013)[-]
    But science is fun!... When you're not the one being experimented on of course.

    Also I will never get tired of watch flaming sword fights, ***** metal as ****.
    #201 to #15 - shangrula
    Reply0
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    if you want more AWESOME **** like that, check out michaelchtulhu on youtube. he makes epic custom swords on commission and makes videos of them. not to mention he's rather funny!
    #12 to #11 - anon id: b81a5455
    Reply0
    (08/05/2013)[-]
    That magma once left volcano it pretty easy avoid since what you meantio usually only reaches bottom by then it changed i heat
    User avatar#13 to #12 - thisotherdude
    Reply0
    (08/05/2013)[-]
    True, and lava generally flows quite slowly once it reaches that point, it's quite easy to outrun.
    User avatar#31 to #13 - linktheherooftime
    Reply+2
    (08/06/2013)[-]
    Which means that the guy, and most of his town must not have not considered the lava flowing toward them as threat. So he has no right to be surprised as it is partially his fault.
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