The floor is lava. The floor is lava.. Obligatory lava
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - dancingwithcows
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In my country we call that game "The floor is poisonous".
#171 to #4 - anon id: a38e9a79
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stupid ****
#172 to #4 - anon id: ee8b8429
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In Sweden we simply call it "Don't touch the floor" (inte nudda golv)
#200 to #4 - anon id: 3c3d6103
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You are prob from Denmark
User avatar #202 to #4 - chrillemeister
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Are you danish by any chance?
#77 to #4 - mytrakytra
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Poisonous < Lava
User avatar #91 to #4 - srapture
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Well then, you would be fine as long as you didn't try to eat the floor after touching it.
User avatar #178 to #4 - timeparadox
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Why thumbing him down? He wasn't a smartass or something, he just gave an info. No reason to... wait a minute, is that pony avatar?!

Forget what I said
User avatar #203 to #4 - magicalsteve
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Jesus christ guys. Just cause he made a statement? I almost feel responsible for this...
almost
#207 to #4 - arandomanon
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FJ in a nutshell. "HURR DURR THIS COMMENT IS RED THUMBED I WANT TO RED THUMB IT TOO I DON'T CARE WHAT IT SAYS HEUAHUEHAHEUHEAH I'M SO COOL"
#210 to #207 - aceonfire
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I only redthumbed this comment because he posted as an anon in an attempt to stand up for himself. I had originally just left it be
User avatar #68 to #4 - swagloon
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What country is that?
User avatar #75 to #4 - theturkeyburger
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"Oh god I'm standing on a floor covered in lethal poison with my feet that can't ingest things"
User avatar #188 to #75 - minsheme
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"oh god i don't know how poison works please help me"
#33 to #4 - songemot
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I wonder if lava is poisonous...
User avatar #67 to #33 - warioteam
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yes, the fumes it gives off from the substances it burns, (or if its the right type of mineral, it could already be poisonous)
lava can often kill you by its smoke, if the ash doesn't kill you first.
User avatar #34 to #33 - magicalsteve
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Well there's only one way to find out...
#35 to #33 - anon id: 0efa2f1f
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(The Floor Is Lava) = (The Floor Is Poisonous)
(The floor Is) + Lava = (The Floor Is) + Poisonous
(The Floor Is) - (The Floor is) + Lava = (The Floor Is) - (The Floor Is) + Poisonous
Lava = Poisonous

I guess so.
User avatar #22 to #4 - thatnerdyguy
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Are you from Australia?
User avatar #71 to #22 - kavtech
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We still have the floor is lava in australia
User avatar #146 to #22 - baaltomekk
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Why would they be afraid of poison? That's their everyday dealing over there.
User avatar #173 to #22 - jellybaby
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The only thing we don't have are volcanoes, we're used to the poison, mate.
User avatar #194 to #173 - redtooth
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That's because all the ******* volcanoes ran away
#143 to #4 - anon id: 86f492f0
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oh come on, thumb him up, poison is green, lava is red. Let the man have his poison
User avatar #199 to #4 - dancingwithcows
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Alright, were wrong
#215 to #199 - anon id: 29ea8c0c
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you never answered my ******* question.
User avatar #154 to #4 - moevleboevle
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Denmark?
#142 to #4 - robbgnarlee
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User avatar #209 to #4 - masdercheef
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Although that is quite out of the ordinary (and also doesn't make sense- you can take a bath in poison and be fine as long as it can't find a way in your body. thus, it would be more appropriate to name it something that can harm on contact, like poisonous spikes or acid--- then again, I'm overthinking this way too much. it's a silly little game that needs no logic) you in no way deserved the flood of red thumbs that were unleashed upon you.
User avatar #50 to #4 - smokekusheveryday
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No..... no they don't
User avatar #187 to #4 - minsheme
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229 red thumbs
why in the actual ****
he's stating a fact, learn to use the thumb system please
User avatar #6 to #4 - magicalsteve
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Your country is wrong
User avatar #212 to #175 - magicalsteve
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Exactly what I was thinking. I was hoping for a few thumbs maybe a chuckle, but definitely did not expect over 500 thumbs haha
#186 to #6 - dangertits
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#23 to #6 - anon id: 52c014af
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naah we firewalkers just doesnt fear lava
#107 to #23 - aceonfire
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post as anon after getting countless red thumbs: Priceless
#211 to #6 - ihaveabigpenis
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#24 - godmaks
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Obligatory
User avatar #90 to #24 - arcticassassin
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Still better than "I missed my period"
User avatar #177 to #24 - gabek
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You should have left in the WHAT THE **** part
#108 to #24 - jxj
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#56 to #24 - piratechicken
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#26 to #24 - luckyshotdk
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User avatar #58 to #26 - mixa
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Where's this gif from?
User avatar #70 to #58 - HarvietheDinkle
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backdoor sluts 9
User avatar #78 to #70 - YourAnalProbe
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Do I have to watch the other 8 to understand the plot?
#76 to #58 - pyroniclol
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www.imdb.com/title/tt0120794/

I really enjoyed the movie as a kid
#11 - thisotherdude
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Lava is molten rock, in order for rock to melt it needs to be from 600-1200 degrees celsius (that's 1100-2200 in fahrenheit if you're American). If the lava hasn't formed a flexible slightly solidified layer (which as the lava in the picture is completely red it hasn't) than even going close to it would be more than enough to kill you. Aka, the girl and father would be extra crispy and dead already and standing on a sofa would do absolutely nothing. Now where's my Buzz Killington award?
#12 to #11 - anon id: b81a5455
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That magma once left volcano it pretty easy avoid since what you meantio usually only reaches bottom by then it changed i heat
User avatar #13 to #12 - thisotherdude
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True, and lava generally flows quite slowly once it reaches that point, it's quite easy to outrun.
User avatar #31 to #13 - linktheherooftime
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Which means that the guy, and most of his town must not have not considered the lava flowing toward them as threat. So he has no right to be surprised as it is partially his fault.
#51 to #11 - anon id: 59dd1555
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Good ******* job, smart guy. No one knew that, thanks for sharing. Seeing as how FJ is a site of logic and science, we needed your facts.
#53 to #51 - thisotherdude
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Why thank you good sir, I do my best to please. I must say you are quite good when it comes to sarcasm and must give you a small round of applause for your skills.
Why thank you good sir, I do my best to please. I must say you are quite good when it comes to sarcasm and must give you a small round of applause for your skills.
#19 to #11 - Zeigh
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Misery is best Gloom.
User avatar #30 to #19 - linktheherooftime
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What is she from?
User avatar #32 to #30 - Zeigh
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A kids show called Ruby Gloom.
dubbed-scene.com/cartoon/ruby-gloom

S'really good.
#28 to #11 - misticalz
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User avatar #86 to #11 - newsuperyoshi
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I call BS...

Minecraft Nether.
#55 to #11 - unfitninjuh
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Congratulations, you have just been promoted to Lieutenant
User avatar #57 to #55 - thisotherdude
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Sweet! I've always dreamed of being a lieutenant! (also that picture will come in real handy in the future)
User avatar #60 to #57 - unfitninjuh
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Your welcome
User avatar #94 to #55 - princeofbrokensoul
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******* love that picture.
User avatar #104 to #94 - toxictangerine
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******** lava that picture
#14 to #11 - kandazz
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Hey, **** your science and have fun.
Hey, **** your science and have fun.
User avatar #15 to #14 - thisotherdude
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But science is fun!... When you're not the one being experimented on of course.

Also I will never get tired of watch flaming sword fights, ***** metal as ****.
#201 to #15 - shangrula
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if you want more AWESOME **** like that, check out michaelchtulhu on youtube. he makes epic custom swords on commission and makes videos of them. not to mention he's rather funny!
User avatar #17 to #14 - MaelRadec
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cavemen jedi and sith fighting
User avatar #48 to #17 - thefortysecond
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oh my god your avatar
User avatar #87 to #14 - newsuperyoshi
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I got an email recently you might be interested in.

FROM: thatotherdude@funnyjunk.com
TO: newsuperyoshi@funnyjunk.com
SUBJECT: Fwd: The Cause of Sciance.

Lava kills you if you get near it in real life.

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When you get the joke I put in there.
#169 to #87 - kandazz
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This comic is brought to in part by the powers of magic and imagination! Like snakes plated in dragon scales! (P.S. This snake is called a bush viper. Imagination says dragon snake. So much more interesting.)
#21 - nighthawxx
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#61 - tenmillionbears
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Are they blind? Just dump the water out to turn it into obsidian and cobblestone...
User avatar #83 to #61 - newsuperyoshi
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But how would they mine the obsidian without Diamond picks?
User avatar #96 to #83 - hydraetis
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Punch it for 5 minutes straight
#113 to #96 - worried
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then obsidian doesn't drop
User avatar #115 to #113 - hydraetis
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No, but it still gets rid of it.
User avatar #117 to #115 - thempc
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on a minecraft server i was getting rid of an obsidian block on my skyblock island w/ a stone pick, and after a minute it was about to break and then my brother stepped on the block and the cracks reset. i tried again, and server lag replaced the block. at that point i threw all my **** into the chest and jumped into the void
#88 - bighairyfart
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#49 - zatchattack
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#166 to #49 - anon id: 4813f4c1
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Lol, its been sooo long since I have watched FoX Kids. Is it still on air?
#74 to #49 - adcaudill
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On our way!
#95 to #74 - satnaam
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**satnaam rolls 029**

RESCUE HEROS!
THEY ALWAYS SAVE THE DAAAY!!
#139 - neptunetouranus [OP]
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And this was my ffirst post
#140 to #139 - megaflak
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Word of advice, build of a reaction image/gif folder or something along the lines. People will murder you for using emoticons.

Also spiderman thread
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#161 to #140 - hammarhead
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He's right, you know.
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**joktapuss rolled a random image posted in comment #5406988 at Furries ** its more liek dis
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Here you go random citizen! One random picture!
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**voidekatwo rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Click me ** this would have been better
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...are you a wizard O_O
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