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#10 - zenagirl (08/05/2013) [-]
>be 15
>be hanging out with super hot best friend, also 15
>"oh zenagirl im so upset that im still single after all this time in highschool"
>"ah it's alright, i've been single my whole life. it's not that bad."
>she starts crying, tears are running down her face
>i just hug her, hold her close
>shes whimpering a little, just lays down on my lap
>she was wearing a strapless, (backless?) shirt so it showed a lot of skin
>could see her underwear coming out of her shorts
>get boner
>after a good 15 seconds of my fully erect penis she lifts her head up
>looks at me
>"zenagirl, do you have an erection?"
>me, super ******* embarassed
>"i can't help it you're just so beautiful and im only used to our warm hugs"
>"you think im beautiful?"
>i open my mouth
>the words wont come out
>im chokin now
>everybodies chokin now
>clocks run out
>times up, over, plow
User avatar #88 to #10 - indev (08/05/2013) [-]
Mom's spaghetti, -ghetti
#81 to #10 - sirchaudhry **User deleted account** (08/05/2013) [-]
#72 to #10 - deadfed (08/05/2013) [-]
I ******* love you.
#51 to #10 - iizsimon (08/05/2013) [-]
****

you got me SO bad, god ******* damnit
User avatar #43 to #10 - mynameisfoo (08/05/2013) [-]
9/10, did not see coming but you messed up song lyrics
#33 to #10 - uguuu (08/05/2013) [-]
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity   
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked   
He's so mad, but he won't give up that   
Easy, no....
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no....
#31 to #10 - irokk (08/05/2013) [-]
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#28 to #10 - xheavymetalx (08/05/2013) [-]
**** you I was actually expecting a good ending.
#25 to #10 - seizure (08/05/2013) [-]
"I'm chokin' - how?
Everybody's jokin' now"*

Get your **** together son
#19 to #10 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
ITS BLOW YOU DUMB ****
#18 to #10 - yunnie ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #10 - BubsyB (08/05/2013) [-]
I knew it was fake when you said your had a hot female best friend.
#14 to #12 - jakols (08/05/2013) [-]
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#35 to #14 - Iritis (08/05/2013) [-]
Who is that?
#39 to #35 - awesumjjman (08/05/2013) [-]
Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde
#40 to #39 - Iritis (08/05/2013) [-]
Thank you.
Thank you.
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