Anyone?. not oc, i laughed . mm HEM] " MY LAP CRY GET MINER. >be 15 >be hanging out with super hot best friend, also 15 >"oh zenagirl im so upset that im still single after all this time in highschool"  funny
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - crazyolitis
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stickied
User avatar #22 to #2 - reborned
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Why is this even stickied ?
User avatar #24 to #22 - rhiaanor
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the **** was it
#32 to #22 - rakoom
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Perhaps for it to gain a mass of red thumbs?

Yes, I know that it's deleted at the moment that I am commenting this.
User avatar #68 to #32 - zeroxnight
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this offended pelleon and as he could only thumb him down once. he decided to let us smite him with thumbs. It could have also easily backfired and went green. who knows.
User avatar #91 to #68 - pelleon [OP]
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well thought muhahahah
User avatar #29 to #22 - chiefrunnyjeans
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What was it. Tell us
User avatar #63 to #22 - doodogger
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Why is it even thumbed down?
#6 to #2 - EvilSquiggly
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User avatar #54 to #6 - erotictentacle
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what was it?
#55 to #54 - EvilSquiggly
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It was just the original "Stop it boner" image, I honestly have no idea why it was stickied, either.
User avatar #56 to #55 - erotictentacle
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i wonder more about why it's deleted
#9 to #6 - crazyolitis
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#10 - zenagirl
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>be 15
>be hanging out with super hot best friend, also 15
>"oh zenagirl im so upset that im still single after all this time in highschool"
>"ah it's alright, i've been single my whole life. it's not that bad."
>she starts crying, tears are running down her face
>i just hug her, hold her close
>shes whimpering a little, just lays down on my lap
>she was wearing a strapless, (backless?) shirt so it showed a lot of skin
>could see her underwear coming out of her shorts
>get boner
>after a good 15 seconds of my fully erect penis she lifts her head up
>looks at me
>"zenagirl, do you have an erection?"
>me, super ******* embarassed
>"i can't help it you're just so beautiful and im only used to our warm hugs"
>"you think im beautiful?"
>i open my mouth
>the words wont come out
>im chokin now
>everybodies chokin now
>clocks run out
>times up, over, plow
#19 to #10 - anon id: 23e3930b
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ITS BLOW YOU DUMB ****
User avatar #43 to #10 - mynameisfoo
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9/10, did not see coming but you messed up song lyrics
#51 to #10 - iizsimon
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****

you got me SO bad, god ******* damnit
#71 to #10 - monotuei
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#72 to #10 - deadfed
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I ******* love you.
User avatar #88 to #10 - indev
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Mom's spaghetti, -ghetti
#31 to #10 - irokk
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#81 to #10 - sirchaudhry **User deleted account**
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#33 to #10 - uguuu
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Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity   
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked   
He's so mad, but he won't give up that   
Easy, no....
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no....
#28 to #10 - xheavymetalx
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**** you I was actually expecting a good ending.
#15 to #10 - edbanger
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#23 to #10 - pappathethird
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#18 to #10 - yunnie
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#25 to #10 - seizure
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"I'm chokin' - how?
Everybody's jokin' now"*

Get your **** together son
User avatar #12 to #10 - BubsyB
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I knew it was fake when you said your had a hot female best friend.
#14 to #12 - jakols
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#35 to #14 - Iritis
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Who is that?
#39 to #35 - awesumjjman
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Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde
#40 to #39 - Iritis
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Thank you.
Thank you.
#41 to #40 - awesumjjman
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#11 - felixfj
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#74 to #37 - nymikemet
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#34 - worried
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something similar happened to me:
>be me
>be in my early 20's
>dont wanna toot my own horn but my mom says im a player
>but shes always bitchin and complaining that its gonna catch up to me
>one day i was at a club and met this really hot chick
>she was flawless, perfect 10.... we danced all ******* night till like 3am
>after that we went to a hotel, she couldn't keep her hands off me
>all a blur that night, i wake up the next morning to a note " Had a great time last night... -BJ
>a year later, BJ comes up to me with a ******* 3 month old baby
>bitch tried to ******* stick me with the kid
>now i spend my days fighting it off in court saying that the ******* baby isnt mine
>at it for like 40 days and forty ******* nights
>mom called on the phone telling me be careful what i do cuz the Lie became the truth
>and i said Billie Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who claims that i am the one.... but the kid is not my son
#80 to #34 - muffinmadman
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User avatar #36 to #34 - xxhunterxx
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2/10 terrible
#8 - pepemex
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#1 - deadadventurer
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#13 - notsochosentroll
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Suffering arouses me.
User avatar #89 to #13 - keatontheghostfox
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u know where that pic is from?
#90 to #89 - notsochosentroll
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Senyu
User avatar #92 to #90 - keatontheghostfox
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thanks, is it any good?
#21 - kikx
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Why would she put her head on your lap? ****, that's why the term 'a shoulder to cry on' exists. She puts her head into your lap... You know what to do.
Why would she put her head on your lap? ****, that's why the term 'a shoulder to cry on' exists. She puts her head into your lap... You know what to do.
#67 - unncommon
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Her tears only fueled my erection.
#4 - tehfalconguy
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HFW