Anyone?. not oc, i laughed . mm HEM] " MY LAP CRY GET MINER. >be 15 >be hanging out with super hot best friend, also 15 >"oh zenagirl im so upset that im still single after all this time in highschool"
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not oc, i laughed

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mm HEM] " MY LAP CRY
GET MINER
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Submitted: 08/04/2013
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#2 - crazyolitis has deleted their comment [+] (14 replies)
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#10 - zenagirl (08/05/2013) [+] (21 replies)
>be 15
>be hanging out with super hot best friend, also 15
>"oh zenagirl im so upset that im still single after all this time in highschool"
>"ah it's alright, i've been single my whole life. it's not that bad."
>she starts crying, tears are running down her face
>i just hug her, hold her close
>shes whimpering a little, just lays down on my lap
>she was wearing a strapless, (backless?) shirt so it showed a lot of skin
>could see her underwear coming out of her shorts
>get boner
>after a good 15 seconds of my fully erect penis she lifts her head up
>looks at me
>"zenagirl, do you have an erection?"
>me, super fucking embarassed
>"i can't help it you're just so beautiful and im only used to our warm hugs"
>"you think im beautiful?"
>i open my mouth
>the words wont come out
>im chokin now
>everybodies chokin now
>clocks run out
>times up, over, plow
#11 - felixfj (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#34 - worried (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
something similar happened to me:
>be me
>be in my early 20's
>dont wanna toot my own horn but my mom says im a player
>but shes always bitchin and complaining that its gonna catch up to me
>one day i was at a club and met this really hot chick
>she was flawless, perfect 10.... we danced all fucking night till like 3am
>after that we went to a hotel, she couldn't keep her hands off me
>all a blur that night, i wake up the next morning to a note " Had a great time last night... -BJ
>a year later, BJ comes up to me with a fucking 3 month old baby
>bitch tried to fucking stick me with the kid
>now i spend my days fighting it off in court saying that the fucking baby isnt mine
>at it for like 40 days and forty fucking nights
>mom called on the phone telling me be careful what i do cuz the Lie became the truth
>and i said Billie Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who claims that i am the one.... but the kid is not my son
User avatar #36 to #34 - xxhunterxx (08/05/2013) [-]
2/10 terrible
#8 - pepemex (08/05/2013) [-]
#1 - deadadventurer (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - notsochosentroll (08/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Suffering arouses me.
#7 - anonymous (08/05/2013) [-]
well that pacifer will stop her crying
#21 - kikx (08/05/2013) [-]
Why would she put her head on your lap? Fuck, that's why the term 'a shoulder to cry on' exists. She puts her head into your lap... You know what to do.
Why would she put her head on your lap? Fuck, that's why the term 'a shoulder to cry on' exists. She puts her head into your lap... You know what to do.
#67 - unncommon (08/05/2013) [-]
Her tears only fueled my erection.
#66 - dungledoo (08/05/2013) [-]
TELL HER "GOOD GIRL" AND LOOSEN MY GRIP ON MY GUN
#44 - sweetellie (08/05/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Who the hell cries in someone's lap...?
Who the hell cries in someone's lap...?
#70 to #44 - satoshimiwa (08/05/2013) [-]
Girls who have watched too many movies and not enough porn
User avatar #46 - Leopard (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A girl crying is usually a buzz kill... I don't see why you'd get a boner from it
#58 to #46 - lotengo ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
that is my fetish
User avatar #82 - zipzapzoop (08/05/2013) [-]
>Long-term gf just broke up with me
>At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my shit together
>notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time
>smile at her and wave a little
>go back to staring at my coffee
>lock up to see her sitting next to me
>asks me what’s wrong
>little reluctant, think it’s a trick
>It isn’t
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she was dumped recently too
>accidentally stare at her cleavage as she’s talking
>start to get hard
>feel a hand run up my leg
>see her breathing a bit hard
>asks if I like what I see
>guide her hand to my zipper
>she unzips my fanny pack by mistake
>spaghetti falls out
>try to clean it up with my sock
>start to cry
>get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt
>smear shit all over the window and ask her to marry me
>she said no
#76 - samoaspider (08/05/2013) [-]
Suddenly - a blowjob.
User avatar #5 - princessfagola (08/04/2013) [-]
GIVE HER THE D
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