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Not even guilty

Held my girlfriend. ‘Remember. my member is
slat, sen speak ' j end yen lend.” Then I
held my men ‘By the way. my girlfriend is
retarded.‘
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#5 - stardustdragonlord (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But then your girlfriend wonders why you're talking normally, and you mother replies or your mother wonders why you've suddenly become retarded too.
#1 - lurg (08/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i see..
#18 - dacluck (08/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#2 - Womens Study Major (08/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
but then your mom thinks you're dating a retard.
User avatar #4 to #2 - zeroxnight (08/05/2013) [-]
a retard with huge tits
#7 - DeathKnight (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Damn, thats two loved ones in one elaborate ruse! You must be such a family man.
#6 - takaneuva (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HFW
User avatar #3 - TITTYFISH (08/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The hilarity of the situation just hit me a couple pages after. I am going to try this someday! When I can find a girlfriend
#13 - lolzee (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Though that is pretty funny, i don't see the point in convincing your mother your a dating a retarded girl.  Also when she finds out she will probably dump you
Though that is pretty funny, i don't see the point in convincing your mother your a dating a retarded girl. Also when she finds out she will probably dump you
User avatar #12 - yetiyitties (08/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
GF: "I cheated on him 3 times"

Mom: "He was an accident, AND he was adopted."

Both: "He doesn't even know."
#48 - josieabby (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What I thought of when "dating a retard."



I loved that that episode.
#37 - andersbreivik (08/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#60 - akabei (08/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #38 - robhdf (08/05/2013) [-]
What about telling your mom that your girlfriend is partially deaf, same outcome and now your not dating a retard.
User avatar #53 - Leopard (08/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Why would you want your mom to think your GF is retarded?
#65 to #64 - quadroller (08/05/2013) [-]
Dude. Chill out, nobody thinks so far as you do, it's a joke. Are you here to take Funnyjunk serious?
#74 - Womens Study Major (08/09/2013) [-]
one of my closest friends has got a really nice girlfriend. i made her promise to call and congratulate him on fathers day and then quickly hang up. wonder how freaked out he will get...
#42 - swiggityswooty (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
first pic comment, just seeing if it works
#39 - ishotthedeputy (08/05/2013) [-]
I feel like I've seen something like this before...
I feel like I've seen something like this before...
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#16 - Wobey (08/05/2013) [-]
This is brilliant!
This is brilliant!
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