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#19 - antzell
Reply +58
(08/05/2013) [-]
This one is from Romeo and Juliet

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark.
Now will he sit under a medlar tree
And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit
As maids call medlars when they laugh alone.
O Romeo, that she were! Oh, that she were
An open arse, and thou a poperin pear

tl;dr What you need, my friend, is a chick who does anal.

#50 to #19 - phantomi ONLINE
Reply +1
(08/05/2013) [-]
Ah I see you read cracked...
#44 to #19 - thepink
Reply +3
(08/05/2013) [-]
When we read this in high school we kind of glossed over that part.   
   
"Um, Mrs. Leimberg, what does all that mean exactly?"   
"Something to do with comparing genitals to fruit... moving on!"   
   
Either she was trying to spare innocent minds or she really had no ******* idea...
When we read this in high school we kind of glossed over that part.

"Um, Mrs. Leimberg, what does all that mean exactly?"
"Something to do with comparing genitals to fruit... moving on!"

Either she was trying to spare innocent minds or she really had no ******* idea...
#58 to #44 - newsuperyoshi
Reply +1
(08/05/2013) [-]
In high school we read that play. They removed that act. F**king censorship.
#20 to #19 - mcfattyfatty
Reply +93
(08/05/2013) [-]