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User avatar #19 - antzell (08/05/2013) [-]
This one is from Romeo and Juliet

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark.
Now will he sit under a medlar tree
And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit
As maids call medlars when they laugh alone.
O Romeo, that she were! Oh, that she were
An open arse, and thou a poperin pear

tl;dr What you need, my friend, is a chick who does anal.

User avatar #50 to #19 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
Ah I see you read cracked...
#44 to #19 - thepink (08/05/2013) [-]
When we read this in high school we kind of glossed over that part.   
   
"Um, Mrs. Leimberg, what does all that mean exactly?"   
"Something to do with comparing genitals to fruit... moving on!"   
   
Either she was trying to spare innocent minds or she really had no fucking idea...
When we read this in high school we kind of glossed over that part.

"Um, Mrs. Leimberg, what does all that mean exactly?"
"Something to do with comparing genitals to fruit... moving on!"

Either she was trying to spare innocent minds or she really had no fucking idea...
User avatar #58 to #44 - newsuperyoshi (08/05/2013) [-]
In high school we read that play. They removed that act. F**king censorship.
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