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#1 - stroef (08/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**stroef rolled user dinoraper ** Villain, I have done your mother.
#9 - olizandri (08/05/2013) [+] (9 replies)
what the 			****		 is this thing, and why was in the place of an ad?
what the **** is this thing, and why was in the place of an ad?
User avatar #10 to #9 - MurphyUK (08/05/2013) [-]
It is thy mother.
User avatar #19 - antzell (08/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This one is from Romeo and Juliet

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark.
Now will he sit under a medlar tree
And wish his mistress were that kind of fruit
As maids call medlars when they laugh alone.
O Romeo, that she were! Oh, that she were
An open arse, and thou a poperin pear

tl;dr What you need, my friend, is a chick who does anal.

#3 - manbearpiglet (08/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
That Shakespeare is a pretty cool guy eh. He doesn't afraid of anything
#7 - mindmatter (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Titus Andronicus is chock full of those- easily the Bard's bloodiest play. There's a human sacrifice, then a murder, then another murder paired with a rape/mutilation, then a double beheading and de-handing, then a double murder where the corpses are made into pies and fed to the mother at a dinner where Titus kills his own daughter then the pie's mother then is himself killed by her husband who is in turn killed by Titus' son. The play culminated with a guy being buried up to his neck to die of exposure.

Shakespeare wrote it because the most popular play genre of the time was the revenge play, and he decided he could pull that **** off way better than anyone else.
#64 - veneficium (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Aaron's fw
#47 - tormain (08/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#45 - BraindeadBuddha (08/05/2013) [-]
I 			*******		 love Shakespeare. The man was a genius.
I ******* love Shakespeare. The man was a genius.
#74 - axlsummer (08/05/2013) [-]
finally relevant!
#73 - SevenForOhNoe (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #53 - chiefrunnyjeans (08/05/2013) [-]
Wow. And a few hundred years later 12 year olds on xbox live are still quoting Shakespeare. Amazing.
#71 - kernelstack (08/05/2013) [-]
Might be needed...
#43 - legitlymature (08/05/2013) [-]
It's incomplete!

*Demetrius' and Chiron's mother enters the stage."
Oh! I am so done!
*Demetrius' and Chiron's mother leaves the stage.*
#56 - fuckoatmeal (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #150645 at Shin Anime Social Board ** mfw first your mom joke
User avatar #41 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/05/2013) [-]
Your mother's breasts sag with such severity, the late surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.
User avatar #6 - therealdiscord (08/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You ever read the very beginning of Romeo and Juliet?
#60 - vladstronsy (08/05/2013) [-]
Good sirs, The Bards works were filled with cheap sex jokes, dirty humor, on more then one occasion bestiality, a plethora of -philias and so many cheep shots at his rival groups I couldn't list all the ones from the shortest of his plays.
#22 - DeathOne ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
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