Subway Stories PT 2. Thanks for all the feedback, everyone! I changed the font so it's not bold anymore.. Part 2 satt WEEK EH titta hitta HAEH tta EIE! tta regu Subway Stories PT 2 Thanks for all the feedback everyone! I changed font so it's not bold anymore Part satt WEEK EH titta hitta HAEH tta EIE! regu
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Subway Stories PT 2. Thanks for all the feedback, everyone! I changed the font so it's not bold anymore.. Part 2 satt WEEK EH titta hitta HAEH tta EIE! tta regu

Thanks for all the feedback, everyone! I changed the font so it's not bold anymore.

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #156 - pivotmasterdm [OP]
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User avatar #4 - qpcugh
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Try this one on for size (I suck at story time, but ill try my best)
> be 19, working at subway for about 6 months
> Saturday night, 10.5 hours into an 11.5 hour shift
> cleaning the line, coworker in back washing dishes
> party of four walks in, 2 guido wanna bes and their short stocky bitches
> try to contain laughter
> "welcome to subway, what can I get for you?"
> guido #1: we need 6 sandwiches, proceeds to name them
> realizing I can't doi it alone I proceed to walk to the back to get my coworker
> gone for about 10-15 seconds
> get back and notice that the two girls aren't there
> think whatever, less noise for us
> proceed to take out the breads when I see the door for the back area opening
> one of the girls
> walk over tell her she can't be back here and she'll have to get out
> screams at the top of her lungs "don't touch me faggot, I can do what I want"
> boyfriend and friend now getting involved, talking trash, making threats
> tell my coworker go to the back
> ask the douches to leave or ill call the cops
> guidos: (pulls out knife) "go ahead fag, ill be done with your ass in no time"
> continued..
User avatar #5 to #4 - qpcugh
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> we don't have bat like op so I grab a handful of knives from the counter just incase
> bitches still screaming in background
> one of them starts begging the guidos to drop it and leave
> bitch please
> door opens, big ass biker lookin dude with his wife (8/10)
> everyone shuts up
> biker flashes a gun on his waist to guido crew
> abandonthread.jpg
> laugh my ass off hoping all the while dude doesn't pull gun on me
> ends up being pretty cool guy, so I pay for his meal
> ain't seen guidos or biker since
User avatar #20 to #5 - barbwirepain
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I've always had good experiences with bikers. They usually are pretty cool guys that just don't take ****
User avatar #16 to #5 - hottbill
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You know... that was actually a really cool story. Saved.
User avatar #209 to #5 - hawaiianhappysauce
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Those punks brought a knife to a gun fight.
#269 to #5 - rieskimo
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As soon as I got the biker part I was thinking "man, I sure hope he paid for that dudes sandwich" and then I read the end...

MFW
#190 to #5 - niketheassassin
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You are a pretty cool guy keep it that way, also for the biker and for you   
cheers m8
You are a pretty cool guy keep it that way, also for the biker and for you
cheers m8
#177 to #5 - adivshamim
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That was a very satisfying ending to the story
That was a very satisfying ending to the story
User avatar #260 to #5 - kakisoep
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bikers are always cool, I never understood why people are afraid of them. If you treat them just fine, they will treat you the same way
#19 - fuckthepopo
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I have a similar job, I worked at a smaller chain called Blimpie's down in Arizona, here's my story:
> be 16, first job I have ever had, it's also a summer job
> its a really smooth job, most of my customers have been tolerable and not ******
> 3 PM thereabouts, morbidly obese mexican girl with glasses walks in
> could easily be mistaken for giant watermelon with her ugly ass dress
> skinny-ass boyfriend at her side, about a foot shorter than her, never shaved in his life
> watermelonitra starts yelling out her order "AH WANNA FAKKEN TUUUNAA SANICH" (actual quote)
> ********* mcstickman draws away slowly as if he was scared of her
> taking forever to get her order right as she speaks with loud and obnoxious accent
> finally get to the register, say "that will be 7.55 ma'am"
> she pushes mr. toothpick and asks him for the money, says he only has a five dollar bill
> i say "sir, ma'am if you don't have the payment for the sandwich would you kindly leave the restaurant?"
> queen watermelon begins throwing bitch fit and yells "GIMME IT"
> say "ma'am, please calm down or i will have to have you escorted from the building"
> watermelonitra says "oh thats it baby get him"
> sirfourfootseven is rustled and does a sprint up to the register
> he attempts a counterhop, but fails miserably and crushes his groin on the edge
> howls in the girliest-sounding ear-piercing shriek ever
> she looks at him in shock, then picks him up and walks out
> laughing like a madman, no sound coming out whatsoever
> talk to manager about it next day, he says if situation happens again to contact 911
> haven't seen either one since then
> mfw i still cry laughing whenever i think about it

User avatar #301 to #19 - teefa
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holy ******* **** dude i think i know the girl you're talking about
User avatar #302 to #301 - teefa
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shes some fat slutty dropout who posts ******* annoying posts about her getting high and having fights with her boyfriend, she lives in glendale AZ.
User avatar #303 to #302 - fuckthepopo
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Got a pic of her?
#304 to #303 - teefa
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yeah, this is her.
is it the girl?
User avatar #306 to #304 - fuckthepopo
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No, the girl that came in was fatter and darker. Hair is about right though
User avatar #313 to #306 - teefa
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oh well you must have alot of fat mexican sluts in arizona then, cause she's just downright festy.
#162 to #19 - hankspank
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they have quite a few Blimpie's in michigan, and they are quite popular in airports
#197 to #19 - ijustwantedtoaskaq
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Dude, do you have any more content like that? I have not laughed that hard at anything on funnyjunk in a long time. I actually laughed harder than I did at McDisasters.
User avatar #202 to #197 - fuckthepopo
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Yes I do, I worked there for about 6 months and I quit after putting up with all the ******** i dealt with, it was my craziest and most fun job that eventually had me tearing my hair out. I'll post one on part 3
#203 to #202 - ijustwantedtoaskaq
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Don't even post it on part 3, post that seperately. Its own content. Give it a fancy name. It will be ridiculously popular and you'll get so many thumbs.
User avatar #205 to #203 - fuckthepopo
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Maybe.
#208 to #205 - ijustwantedtoaskaq
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I'm absolutely behind you if you go for that.

...or if you don't because I'll still want to see that ****, it's hilarious. I'm subbing either way.
#98 to #19 - spidermanthred
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we have blimpies on long island NY tbh i think its better than subway
#116 to #19 - fapfapclapclap
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having a ****** day and you made me break my serious face, thanks man. picture unrelated
User avatar #84 to #19 - YllekNayr
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"********* mcstickman"

Oh gosh that's good
User avatar #103 to #19 - wwlllmyfault
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"Watermelonitra"
User avatar #166 to #103 - fuckthepopo
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Not lying to you, she had a skin-tight light green/dark green stripe pattern dress except for this ******* frilly satin skirt, I remember her clothing exactly because how it stuck out with her skin. don't remember major albinism's clothes though, probably a fedora and a rental suit from wal-mart
#106 to #19 - tehfalconguy
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>Fast food place called Blimpie's
>Fast food place called Blimpie's
#172 to #106 - optimussum
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> sirfourfootseven
#13 - fizzor
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"Lardass **********"

That's ******* poetry.
#8 - winrobert
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>being accused of checking out a 200lb ham planet of a child..
>being accused of checking out a 200lb ham planet of a child..
#127 to #8 - munchyman
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When I read this comment im pretty sure i almost died from laughter.   
   
Thank you for the laugh
When I read this comment im pretty sure i almost died from laughter.

Thank you for the laugh
#152 to #8 - vaporous
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"a kid tells his landwhale mother I saw staring at her tits."

Pretty sure hes being accused of staring at the mothers tits, not the child's.
#90 - memescomefromb
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I'm not good at telling stories, but I'll do my best.
Side note: I work at a down town liquor store, we're located across from the homeless shelter, so we get our fair share of trouble.
>be me, working night shift at liquor store
>2 guys in the whiskey section, need help deciding on a bottle
>helping them choose when 2 ghetto black women come in
>ask them how they are and if I can help them. They don't say a word
>walk over to the brandy section not too far away from me, so I let them do their thing.
>a few seconds later I hear "ESCUUUUSE ME. HOW MUCH DIS COST" as she holds up a plastic fifth of CB brandy
>still helping 2 guys who are finally deciding on a big sale, glance over at her and say "The price should be right under it ma'am"
>black lady says louder than normal "I AIN'T SEEIN' IT" to which I say "It's right next to the glass fifth"
(if we have a plastic traveler version of a bottle, instead of printing out two tickets, we print one, and put it in the middle since they are the same price)
>she picks her bottle and I meet her at the register
>after checking her ID I ring it up and say "your total is $20.95"
>nignog is irate and say "UH ESSCUSE ME THE PRICE SAID $10.05 YOU TRYIN TO CHARGE ME EXTRA"
>Immediately know she was talking about the pint, so I go over and show her the pint is $10.05 and the fifth is $20.95
>says to me "WELL YEW SHOULD HAVE ANSWER ME WHEN I AXED YOU DAT QUESTION"
>switch her fifth out with a pint.
>her and her quiet friend huffing' and puffing about having to share a pint
>they pay and finally leave
>whiskey guys still in the store
>can hear them quietly laughing together and saying "I gotta axe you a question"

Besides the occasional issues, I very much enjoy my job. Got to meet Seattle Mariner Edgar Martinez once. Pic related
User avatar #257 to #90 - cazabrow
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Hot damn your attractive.
User avatar #261 to #257 - nightlynutria
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she is mine, stay away from her
User avatar #268 to #261 - cazabrow
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pah, won't be bested by no white name
#126 to #90 - ponchosdm
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thin, though no boobs still pretty girl, do you get some drunkards to try to steal some booze?
#136 to #126 - guruofcancer
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I thought she was very cute, body-like and face-like.   
   
 I'm so going down in red thumbs
I thought she was very cute, body-like and face-like.

I'm so going down in red thumbs
User avatar #216 to #136 - ponchosdm
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I do think she is very cute, her thin body type and her girly face is great, but this is internet and we should not be telling her that without saying some bad things on it
User avatar #128 to #126 - memescomefromb
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I'm going to ignore that first bit.
But yes. And we have a wall of shame that has the pictures of all the people who have tried to pocket bottles.
#141 to #128 - checkingnsfw
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Loll'd
User avatar #130 to #128 - ponchosdm
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ignoring the boobs or the pretty girl part?
any security vid of those drunks trying to stay on their feet?
User avatar #142 to #130 - memescomefromb
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Nah nothing to that extent. We do get some drunk people that come in some times and ask for free stuff, or if they can start a tab. We also get pan handlers. Both have their funny and serious moments
User avatar #217 to #142 - ponchosdm
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well, at least a more interesting job than being a programmer...
and being afraid of talking to people
User avatar #91 to #90 - JMF
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I quite enjoyed that story. Worth the read.
User avatar #92 to #91 - memescomefromb
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Thank you! Like I said, I'm not very good at stories, I'm glad you liked it!
#94 to #92 - JMF
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I work at my local college and I get a lot of inconsiderate black people that only speak Ebonics, so I could relate to that story.
I work at my local college and I get a lot of inconsiderate black people that only speak Ebonics, so I could relate to that story.
User avatar #320 to #94 - nativninja
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heh. ebonics.
#14 - minecraftoutrage
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User avatar #163 to #14 - xdeathspawnx
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how is it ********, fat or stupid people never walk into subway and cause problems?
User avatar #22 to #14 - rageshaman
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Come to Louisiana in the hick town I live in, and your wildest dreams shall be granted. They will become even more whimsical if you head further south where internet is unheard of and basic cable is God.
User avatar #17 to #14 - flemsdfer
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Location, location, location.
User avatar #174 to #17 - newforomador
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For future reference, minecraftoutrage said "I have been working at subway for two years now and most of what he is saying is complete ********."
User avatar #111 - announcement
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Story time.

> Be 18, work at Subway.
>Still in school, so only work there on Saturdays.
> 2 elderly men always drop by on Saturday to eat a sandwich. A Meatball and a Turkey sub.
> 1 of them is in a wheelchair because he's paralyzed from the waist down, the other always pushes his wheelchair.
> Goes on for about 6 months.
> Elderly comes in next Saturday.
> Person in the wheelchair isen't there.
> He orders 2 subs, a Meatball sub and a Turkey sub.
> Sits alone at table and eats them both.
> Goes on for another month before he to stops coming.
> Never asked where the other person went.
#114 to #111 - seymourg
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Comment Picture
User avatar #118 to #114 - warioteam
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His grammar was fine ********
User avatar #119 to #118 - seymourg
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It was about him crying.
User avatar #121 to #119 - warioteam
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Then use an appropriate picture, newfag.
User avatar #214 to #121 - georgeojffs
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Says the faggot with a white name
User avatar #300 to #214 - warioteam
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Breaking news: scientists found that you can make something called a "new account"
Side news: georgeojffs is a ******* retard
User avatar #307 to #300 - georgeojffs
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Your father would be disappointed if he saw who you are today.
#308 to #307 - warioteam
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Riiiiiiiiiiiggggghhht.
"Oh son, I can't believe you actually got into an argument with someone on the INTERNET!"
I bet he would disown me.
User avatar #309 to #308 - georgeojffs
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youd ******* deserve it
User avatar #310 to #309 - warioteam
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For what?
Taking the intelligent side of an argument?
User avatar #311 to #310 - georgeojffs
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>intelligent side
User avatar #312 to #311 - warioteam
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Lets recap.
You complain about me calling someone a newfag while not even checking if this was a new account.

Apparently it makes sense that my father would be disappointing for someone pointing out I have a white name.

And then you say I deserve to be disowned for getting in an argument.

You be the judge, am I not on the intelligent side?
User avatar #314 to #312 - georgeojffs
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>intelligent side
User avatar #315 to #314 - warioteam
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I am no longer part of this.
Good day.
#316 to #315 - georgeojffs
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#165 to #121 - riposter
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Look at it from the bright side, even a grammar nazi has feelings.
User avatar #120 to #118 - hydrosbro
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he is cry
#270 to #111 - indonesia
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why...
why...
User avatar #280 to #111 - comandante
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I have a question about your job if you don' mind. Is it unusual for subway to let you work on Saturdays only?
User avatar #281 to #280 - announcement
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Well, at the one I work it's pretty normal. I sometimes have to work on sundays instead of saturdays, but thats exceptional, and only required when somebody wants to switch a shift.
I don't know if it's the same with other subways, since I noticed by reading some of the other stories about subways saying that they don't have any breaks. While at the subway I work at, you have an half hour break if you work 4 hours or more.
User avatar #282 to #281 - comandante
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I live in South Florida, and i ALWAYS wanted to get a job. but i have friends who work in various other places, including subway, saying they weren't allowed to to only work on weekends. im taking at least 16 credits a semester, i don't have time to be always available on weekdays. oh well i guess its a population thing.
#143 to #111 - trollgiggity
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Oh, now I'm sad.
Oh, now I'm sad.
#122 to #111 - TomasArnar
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I never asked for these feels.
I never asked for these feels.
#155 to #111 - advicedude
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I never asked for this.
User avatar #74 - jellyneau
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I've got one.
(Not Subway, McDicks)

>Be me, 15 with first job at McDonald's
>Been working for four months
>One of three males that work service in whole restaurant
>Huge lunch rush comes in
>All ordering huge ass meals while drive through is stacked
>Nobody is getting food in time
>Everyone yelling at me while I try to take orders
>"WHERE'S MY ******* FOOD?"
>Repeatedly apologize for the wait as I've been trained.
>Two Mexicans come up to order (unusual as I live in Canada)
>Missing teeth, gums are rotten, can't understand what they're saying
>"FRE KARTI PUNDERS"
>"I'm sorry sir, was that three quarter pounders?"
"JOO FOOKIN DUMAZZ, I SAID FRE KARTI PUNDERS"
>Continued...
#75 to #74 - jellyneau
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>Obviously have a confused look on my face because Mexican Dos tells Mexican Uno to "TULK MURE CLEAR"   
>Mexican Uno punches Mexican Dos in the face   
>******.jpeg   
>They proceed to BEAT THE **** out of each other in the lobby of McDonald's.   
>Knocking **** over, crushing a stroller (no child inside, luckily)   
>Chairs flipped and blood on the floor   
>Customers screaming   
>Manager runs out, pushes them out of the store   
>The stop fighting as soon as they leave the doors and just stand there laughing at each other   
>Literally covered in blood and laughing their asses off.   
>Everyone eventually gets their food   
>Have to clean up Mexican blood from the floors of McDonald's.   
>Not worth minimum wage.   
>MFW
>Obviously have a confused look on my face because Mexican Dos tells Mexican Uno to "TULK MURE CLEAR"
>Mexican Uno punches Mexican Dos in the face
>******.jpeg
>They proceed to BEAT THE **** out of each other in the lobby of McDonald's.
>Knocking **** over, crushing a stroller (no child inside, luckily)
>Chairs flipped and blood on the floor
>Customers screaming
>Manager runs out, pushes them out of the store
>The stop fighting as soon as they leave the doors and just stand there laughing at each other
>Literally covered in blood and laughing their asses off.
>Everyone eventually gets their food
>Have to clean up Mexican blood from the floors of McDonald's.
>Not worth minimum wage.
>MFW
#107 to #75 - dsrtpnk
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(08/04/2013) [-]
After the Mexicans destroy the US, they're moving up to you...
#290 to #75 - curlyhairedgoddess
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(08/05/2013) [-]
I have a Mexican dad and it is so ******* funny when he tries to order something. I'm proud of him, though.
#86 - foelkera
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(08/04/2013) [-]
>Be McDonalds worker   
>Working 3 to 11 PM on front counter   
>Work through most of day without incident   
>10:50, just finished up cleaning, getting ready to close lobby and clock out   
>Doors open   
>Gigantic brown tidal wave surges past flood gates   
>Family of 20 overweight Indians fill the store   
>Take orders, get food out to them   
>They all sit down   
>I wipe down machines behind counter the whole time they're eating   
>They all leave right before I'm supposed to clock out   
>Look out in lobby   
>Trash, unfinished food everywhere, sauce on windows, garbage cans pulled out and dumped on floor   
>MFW   
>Manager sends me out to clean it   
>End up staying an hour after I was supposed to clock out   
**** indians
>Be McDonalds worker
>Working 3 to 11 PM on front counter
>Work through most of day without incident
>10:50, just finished up cleaning, getting ready to close lobby and clock out
>Doors open
>Gigantic brown tidal wave surges past flood gates
>Family of 20 overweight Indians fill the store
>Take orders, get food out to them
>They all sit down
>I wipe down machines behind counter the whole time they're eating
>They all leave right before I'm supposed to clock out
>Look out in lobby
>Trash, unfinished food everywhere, sauce on windows, garbage cans pulled out and dumped on floor
>MFW
>Manager sends me out to clean it
>End up staying an hour after I was supposed to clock out
**** indians
#93 to #86 - JMF
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(08/04/2013) [-]
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