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Subway Stories PT 2

Thanks for all the feedback, everyone! I changed the font so it's not bold anymore.

Part 2
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User avatar #4 - qpcugh (08/04/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Try this one on for size (I suck at story time, but ill try my best)
> be 19, working at subway for about 6 months
> Saturday night, 10.5 hours into an 11.5 hour shift
> cleaning the line, coworker in back washing dishes
> party of four walks in, 2 guido wanna bes and their short stocky bitches
> try to contain laughter
> "welcome to subway, what can I get for you?"
> guido #1: we need 6 sandwiches, proceeds to name them
> realizing I can't doi it alone I proceed to walk to the back to get my coworker
> gone for about 10-15 seconds
> get back and notice that the two girls aren't there
> think whatever, less noise for us
> proceed to take out the breads when I see the door for the back area opening
> one of the girls
> walk over tell her she can't be back here and she'll have to get out
> screams at the top of her lungs "don't touch me faggot, I can do what I want"
> boyfriend and friend now getting involved, talking trash, making threats
> tell my coworker go to the back
> ask the douches to leave or ill call the cops
> guidos: (pulls out knife) "go ahead fag, ill be done with your ass in no time"
> continued..
User avatar #5 to #4 - qpcugh (08/04/2013) [-]
> we don't have bat like op so I grab a handful of knives from the counter just incase
> bitches still screaming in background
> one of them starts begging the guidos to drop it and leave
> bitch please
> door opens, big ass biker lookin dude with his wife (8/10)
> everyone shuts up
> biker flashes a gun on his waist to guido crew
> abandonthread.jpg
> laugh my ass off hoping all the while dude doesn't pull gun on me
> ends up being pretty cool guy, so I pay for his meal
> ain't seen guidos or biker since
#19 - fuckthepopo (08/04/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I have a similar job, I worked at a smaller chain called Blimpie's down in Arizona, here's my story:
> be 16, first job I have ever had, it's also a summer job
> its a really smooth job, most of my customers have been tolerable and not ******
> 3 PM thereabouts, morbidly obese mexican girl with glasses walks in
> could easily be mistaken for giant watermelon with her ugly ass dress
> skinny-ass boyfriend at her side, about a foot shorter than her, never shaved in his life
> watermelonitra starts yelling out her order "AH WANNA FAKKEN TUUUNAA SANICH" (actual quote)
> ********* mcstickman draws away slowly as if he was scared of her
> taking forever to get her order right as she speaks with loud and obnoxious accent
> finally get to the register, say "that will be 7.55 ma'am"
> she pushes mr. toothpick and asks him for the money, says he only has a five dollar bill
> i say "sir, ma'am if you don't have the payment for the sandwich would you kindly leave the restaurant?"
> queen watermelon begins throwing bitch fit and yells "GIMME IT"
> say "ma'am, please calm down or i will have to have you escorted from the building"
> watermelonitra says "oh thats it baby get him"
> sirfourfootseven is rustled and does a sprint up to the register
> he attempts a counterhop, but fails miserably and crushes his groin on the edge
> howls in the girliest-sounding ear-piercing shriek ever
> she looks at him in shock, then picks him up and walks out
> laughing like a madman, no sound coming out whatsoever
> talk to manager about it next day, he says if situation happens again to contact 911
> haven't seen either one since then
> mfw i still cry laughing whenever i think about it

#13 - fizzor (08/04/2013) [-]
"Lardass ********** "

That's ******* poetry.
#8 - winrobert (08/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>being accused of checking out a 200lb ham planet of a child..
>being accused of checking out a 200lb ham planet of a child..
#90 - memescomefromb (08/04/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I'm not good at telling stories, but I'll do my best.
Side note: I work at a down town liquor store, we're located across from the homeless shelter, so we get our fair share of trouble.
>be me, working night shift at liquor store
>2 guys in the whiskey section, need help deciding on a bottle
>helping them choose when 2 ghetto black women come in
>ask them how they are and if I can help them. They don't say a word
>walk over to the brandy section not too far away from me, so I let them do their thing.
>a few seconds later I hear "ESCUUUUSE ME. HOW MUCH DIS COST" as she holds up a plastic fifth of CB brandy
>still helping 2 guys who are finally deciding on a big sale, glance over at her and say "The price should be right under it ma'am"
>black lady says louder than normal "I AIN'T SEEIN' IT" to which I say "It's right next to the glass fifth"
(if we have a plastic traveler version of a bottle, instead of printing out two tickets, we print one, and put it in the middle since they are the same price)
>she picks her bottle and I meet her at the register
>after checking her ID I ring it up and say "your total is $20.95"
>nignog is irate and say "UH ESSCUSE ME THE PRICE SAID $10.05 YOU TRYIN TO CHARGE ME EXTRA"
>Immediately know she was talking about the pint, so I go over and show her the pint is $10.05 and the fifth is $20.95
>says to me "WELL YEW SHOULD HAVE ANSWER ME WHEN I AXED YOU DAT QUESTION"
>switch her fifth out with a pint.
>her and her quiet friend huffing' and puffing about having to share a pint
>they pay and finally leave
>whiskey guys still in the store
>can hear them quietly laughing together and saying "I gotta axe you a question"

Besides the occasional issues, I very much enjoy my job. Got to meet Seattle Mariner Edgar Martinez once. Pic related
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User avatar #17 to #14 - flemsdfer ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
Location, location, location.
User avatar #111 - announcement ONLINE (08/04/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Story time.

> Be 18, work at Subway.
>Still in school, so only work there on Saturdays.
> 2 elderly men always drop by on Saturday to eat a sandwich. A Meatball and a Turkey sub.
> 1 of them is in a wheelchair because he's paralyzed from the waist down, the other always pushes his wheelchair.
> Goes on for about 6 months.
> Elderly comes in next Saturday.
> Person in the wheelchair isen't there.
> He orders 2 subs, a Meatball sub and a Turkey sub.
> Sits alone at table and eats them both.
> Goes on for another month before he to stops coming.
> Never asked where the other person went.
User avatar #74 - jellyneau (08/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've got one.
(Not Subway, McDicks)

>Be me, 15 with first job at McDonald's
>Been working for four months
>One of three males that work service in whole restaurant
>Huge lunch rush comes in
>All ordering huge ass meals while drive through is stacked
>Nobody is getting food in time
>Everyone yelling at me while I try to take orders
>"WHERE'S MY ******* FOOD?"
>Repeatedly apologize for the wait as I've been trained.
>Two Mexicans come up to order (unusual as I live in Canada)
>Missing teeth, gums are rotten, can't understand what they're saying
>"FRE KARTI PUNDERS"
>"I'm sorry sir, was that three quarter pounders?"
"JOO FOOKIN DUMAZZ, I SAID FRE KARTI PUNDERS"
>Continued...
#75 to #74 - jellyneau (08/04/2013) [-]
>Obviously have a confused look on my face because Mexican Dos tells Mexican Uno to "TULK MURE CLEAR"   
>Mexican Uno punches Mexican Dos in the face   
>						******					.jpeg   
>They proceed to BEAT THE 						****					 out of each other in the lobby of McDonald's.   
>Knocking 						****					 over, crushing a stroller (no child inside, luckily)   
>Chairs flipped and blood on the floor   
>Customers screaming   
>Manager runs out, pushes them out of the store   
>The stop fighting as soon as they leave the doors and just stand there laughing at each other   
>Literally covered in blood and laughing their asses off.   
>Everyone eventually gets their food   
>Have to clean up Mexican blood from the floors of McDonald's.   
>Not worth minimum wage.   
>MFW
>Obviously have a confused look on my face because Mexican Dos tells Mexican Uno to "TULK MURE CLEAR"
>Mexican Uno punches Mexican Dos in the face
> ****** .jpeg
>They proceed to BEAT THE **** out of each other in the lobby of McDonald's.
>Knocking **** over, crushing a stroller (no child inside, luckily)
>Chairs flipped and blood on the floor
>Customers screaming
>Manager runs out, pushes them out of the store
>The stop fighting as soon as they leave the doors and just stand there laughing at each other
>Literally covered in blood and laughing their asses off.
>Everyone eventually gets their food
>Have to clean up Mexican blood from the floors of McDonald's.
>Not worth minimum wage.
>MFW
#86 - foelkera (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be McDonalds worker   
>Working 3 to 11 PM on front counter   
>Work through most of day without incident   
>10:50, just finished up cleaning, getting ready to close lobby and clock out   
>Doors open   
>Gigantic brown tidal wave surges past flood gates   
>Family of 20 overweight Indians fill the store   
>Take orders, get food out to them   
>They all sit down   
>I wipe down machines behind counter the whole time they're eating   
>They all leave right before I'm supposed to clock out   
>Look out in lobby   
>Trash, unfinished food everywhere, sauce on windows, garbage cans pulled out and dumped on floor   
>MFW   
>Manager sends me out to clean it   
>End up staying an hour after I was supposed to clock out   
						****					 indians
>Be McDonalds worker
>Working 3 to 11 PM on front counter
>Work through most of day without incident
>10:50, just finished up cleaning, getting ready to close lobby and clock out
>Doors open
>Gigantic brown tidal wave surges past flood gates
>Family of 20 overweight Indians fill the store
>Take orders, get food out to them
>They all sit down
>I wipe down machines behind counter the whole time they're eating
>They all leave right before I'm supposed to clock out
>Look out in lobby
>Trash, unfinished food everywhere, sauce on windows, garbage cans pulled out and dumped on floor
>MFW
>Manager sends me out to clean it
>End up staying an hour after I was supposed to clock out
**** indians
User avatar #31 - chaosheartless (08/04/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I love story time so I'll distribute.
>Be 19, working at Lowe's home improvement (My first real job)
>Get the most surprisingly awesome customers for the most part. They give me advise and tell me to keep on smiling like I do.
>Had a customer that came to my register 3 times within a month. She was very skinny and a bit above middle age. Consider her a regular but she strangely doesn't make much conversation and was particularly rude. Ignored questions (did you find everything ok, would you like to save this item on to your mylowes card?, etc...). Other than that, nothing out of the ordinary.
>Comes the 3rd encounter. she has a big order. takes forever to scan all her random assortment of Items that included nuts, bots, washers, and other fun little things that take about 30 seconds each to find in the book (too small for bar codes).
>Take the time to take each individual item at hand and scan them, before neatly placing them in bags and the bags in the cart.
-Continued-
#34 to #31 - chaosheartless (08/04/2013) [-]
>total comes up to about 400 dollars.   
>swipes a credit card and my screen lets me know that I need to verify that the customer has a valid identification to verify that she is the owner of the credit card.   
>ask "Pardon me ma'am, I'm gonna need to see your paying card along with a form of identification."   
>tells me last 4 of card (What's required for me to input on the computer to notify it that I checked the card).   
> "Ok ma'am, May I see your paying card along with a form of identification?"   
>Gives me the last 4 of her card once more.   
>keep my cool. "Yes ma'am. May I see your paying card along with a fo-- Psycho interruption sequence engaged-- "YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING MY CARDS WITH YOUR DIRTY DISGUSTING HANDS!"   
>I am almost thrown off but keep my cool. "That's fine ma'am. I just need to look at them to verify that you are the owner of the credit card for a transaction of this size.   
>She proceeds to hold both cards 3 inches away from my face.   
>All checks out. I input the last 4 of the card into the computer and the computer proceeds to ask for a signature.   
>at the point I just want her out of the store but here comes the kicker. now she's putting her sleeve over her hand to grab the pen and sigh the signature pad as she is quoted saying "ugh! disgusting"    
>I know it's bs because she has been at this register multiple times and did not display any sort of thing before (not to mention she let me scan, touch, and bag all her items.)   
>as the transaction finishes, the receipt prints out and she looks at me expecting something. So I smile at her and politely ask "Would you like me to hand you the receipt or would you like to take it yourself?"   
>She looked like all the rage of a thousand ancient civilizations was about to pour out of her mouth but she reached out over the counter and took the receipt and left.   
>MFW I never saw her again and my days as a cashier from then on.
>total comes up to about 400 dollars.
>swipes a credit card and my screen lets me know that I need to verify that the customer has a valid identification to verify that she is the owner of the credit card.
>ask "Pardon me ma'am, I'm gonna need to see your paying card along with a form of identification."
>tells me last 4 of card (What's required for me to input on the computer to notify it that I checked the card).
> "Ok ma'am, May I see your paying card along with a form of identification?"
>Gives me the last 4 of her card once more.
>keep my cool. "Yes ma'am. May I see your paying card along with a fo-- Psycho interruption sequence engaged-- "YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING MY CARDS WITH YOUR DIRTY DISGUSTING HANDS!"
>I am almost thrown off but keep my cool. "That's fine ma'am. I just need to look at them to verify that you are the owner of the credit card for a transaction of this size.
>She proceeds to hold both cards 3 inches away from my face.
>All checks out. I input the last 4 of the card into the computer and the computer proceeds to ask for a signature.
>at the point I just want her out of the store but here comes the kicker. now she's putting her sleeve over her hand to grab the pen and sigh the signature pad as she is quoted saying "ugh! disgusting"
>I know it's bs because she has been at this register multiple times and did not display any sort of thing before (not to mention she let me scan, touch, and bag all her items.)
>as the transaction finishes, the receipt prints out and she looks at me expecting something. So I smile at her and politely ask "Would you like me to hand you the receipt or would you like to take it yourself?"
>She looked like all the rage of a thousand ancient civilizations was about to pour out of her mouth but she reached out over the counter and took the receipt and left.
>MFW I never saw her again and my days as a cashier from then on.
#53 - thelordofbutthurt (08/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'll join the bandwagon.   
   
>Be me, 18 years old   
>Job at a cafe to pay the bills whilst looking for clients (Freelance designer and developer   
>						*******					 Cafe is always full of moms and kids.   
>						*******					 little 						********					 kids all over the place   
>Tits are always out, breastfeeding 24/7   
>Moms talk to other moms about how their children are angels   
>"OH you should have seen his first poop! it was just slightly green!"    
>"REALLLLYY???? Welll little Tommy pee'd all by himself yesterday!"    
>Shut the 						****					 up    
>Whilst mothers are talking, kids proceed to run around the cafe.   
>						*******					 						****					 up worse than the Red Hot Chili Peppers in a Hotel room after a concert.
I'll join the bandwagon.

>Be me, 18 years old
>Job at a cafe to pay the bills whilst looking for clients (Freelance designer and developer
> ******* Cafe is always full of moms and kids.
> ******* little ******** kids all over the place
>Tits are always out, breastfeeding 24/7
>Moms talk to other moms about how their children are angels
>"OH you should have seen his first poop! it was just slightly green!"
>"REALLLLYY???? Welll little Tommy pee'd all by himself yesterday!"
>Shut the **** up
>Whilst mothers are talking, kids proceed to run around the cafe.
> ******* **** up worse than the Red Hot Chili Peppers in a Hotel room after a concert.
User avatar #55 to #54 - thelordofbutthurt (08/04/2013) [-]
>Ask her if she'd like a bag to pick up the ****
>"Yeah sure, just let me go sit him down in his Stroller"
>"Okay"
>Go serve customer
>MFW I look out the window and the BITCH is walking away with the Toddler ********** in the stroller
>MFW Toddler ********** sticks his tongue out at me and has the evillest smile on his face (He enjoys my pain)
>MFW I have to clean up the **** .
>MFW the Owner of the cafe gets angry with me for trying to make a customer pick up the **** , turns out she was a close friend of hers and Toddler ********** is her sons bestfriend.

**** working Retail.
#112 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Seriously?
You worked at McDonalds and now you work at Subway?

Here's some advice for you mate...
Get a life.

Are you really so pathetic that the only jobs you can get are in fast food chains?

You need to seriously re-think your life.
#117 to #112 - warioteam ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
THe first post... literally THE FIRST THING YOU READ is that he isnt the same guy
#138 - shannonrw (08/05/2013) [-]
> 18, work at tanning salon
> one day, woman in her 40s comes in
> she's not a client
>she has a smock on and hair dye in her hair
> she puts a self tanner on the counter (not even bought from our store) and asks if it would work to help even out her bathing suit tan
> say I don't know, it's not one of our products so I'm not familiar with it
> she goes to the mirrors in the lobby
> takes off smock
>takes off shirt
>takes off bra
> shirtless woman, 40 something years old, boobs out for world to see with ******* hair dye still in her hair
> dumbfounded, what do
> I do nothing, literally. Just wait for the torture to end
> Clients walk out of room and are like wtf
> I tell them idk what to do
> they understand
> she leaves and doesn't even buy anything
> wtf
> mfw
#11 - rewday (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You were looking at someones tits
#3 - xxitzchubbsxx (08/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you just got a sub...scriber.
#267 - skiskate (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is it just me or does it seem that a large proportion of incredibly obese people get angered very quickly when food is involved?
#102 - spidermanthred (08/04/2013) [-]
tbh i think the stories that people tell on fj are 10x better than the other content on here
#182 - dmoneys (08/05/2013) [-]
the **** . You put mozzarella on a meatball, not provolone. Fat ***** .
#277 - skrynox (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When it said Subway Stories I assumed it was like a Subway Train or something.

You can imagine how confused I was when I thought the ticketing dude was selling sandwiches.
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