Oxygen.. I think it is from buzzfeed or some other website, i dont remembet.. WHAT IF THE WORLD LOST OXYGEN FOR 5 SECONDS? N mower: THERE WOULD . u . F TIF, Ea
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Oxygen.

I think it is from buzzfeed or some other website, i dont remembet.

WHAT IF THE WORLD LOST
OXYGEN FOR 5 SECONDS?
N mower: THERE WOULD . u .
F TIF, Ea
EVERYONE' S
INNER EAR
WOULD
EXPLODE...
If 'ROGEN WOULD
I URN INTO A GASEOUS STATE
AND EXPAND IN VOLUME
NOW,
WHAT IF THE
AMOUNT OF
OXYGEN
DOUBLED?
PAPER AIRPLANES
f WOULD FLY FURTHER-
THANK YOU OXYGEN,
FOR BEING JUST THE
WAY YOU ARE.
...
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#10 - willysbilly (08/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>every cell explodes in a haze of hydrogen gas   
>everyone gets a sunburn   
choose one
>every cell explodes in a haze of hydrogen gas
>everyone gets a sunburn
choose one
#97 - newall (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i mean... i'm Australian anyway...

I can live with this.
User avatar #9 - thepunchedface ONLINE (08/05/2013) [+] (10 replies)
So does that mean if we breed scorpions and wasps in a sealed/controlled environment with a lot of oxygen and/or slowly increasing oxygen, we could breed giant/abnormally sized insects? If this applies to arachnids, how much will it affect those cute jumping spiders?
#29 - darkvengence (08/05/2013) [-]
I'd Rather have giant insects
User avatar #12 - redrex (08/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
so all insects would be twice the size? good god, Australia everywhere
#122 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (08/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Actually if oxygen in the atmosphere was doubled we'd all suffocate on the now-poisonous air or drown in our own bronchial fluids. So would most other animals.

I'm not sure if insects would survive because they have passive, one-way respiratory systems, but if they didn't then I guess they would eventually become large like they were millions of years ago. Also I think a lot of fish would die because of all the oxygen diffusing into the oceans.

Basically it's an end-world scenario. Plants would do okay, though. you know, probably
#34 - profkitty (08/05/2013) [-]
We have the technology to combat them!
We have the technology to combat them!
#43 - wittypotato (08/05/2013) [-]
I think it's safe to say this would negate the meaning of everything else.
#143 - iowndemostest (08/05/2013) [-]
Well then it's a good thing spiders aren't insects.
Well then it's a good thing spiders aren't insects.
User avatar #140 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I want double the oxygen. Thats some really good bonuses. And then, insects would be more intense. The game will change. Australia will never be the same.
#125 - skiskate (08/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Having double oxygen would be awesome but then we would have to deal with these *******

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User avatar #109 - apocalypticburrito (08/05/2013) [-]
double oxygen would be the **** , smarter, faster, stronger humans
FIGHTING COLOSSAL SPIDERS
it would be pretty sweet
#4 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>insects
>picture of spiders
Something isn't right here...
#37 to #4 - yournewestgod (08/05/2013) [-]
Both rely on they're exoskeleton to breathe, they're circulatory system is right next to the skin to get the O2 in. If they breach a certain size the O2 can't reach all the different parts of their body.
That's the short version of it.
Bio major
#137 - teamrocketninja (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It would also be much harder to put out fires with more oxygen.
It would also be much harder to put out fires with more oxygen.
#96 - Bluemistake (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Get a vacuum
>Fill it with O2
>Insert insects
>Grow super insects

As OP's rule says: Insects body size = K*(O2)
User avatar #56 - explore (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But spiders aren't insects...
User avatar #126 - ewowo (08/05/2013) [-]
Giant insects -> Shows photos of spiders.

My butt is hurt.
User avatar #107 - herpaderderp (08/05/2013) [-]
The double oxygen applies to most multi-cellular organisms. True, creepy-crawlies would be a ******** bigger, but so would we.
User avatar #41 - xmonke (08/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If insects were bigger, we'd be able to control them more easily and they wouldn't be all over the place. Because the back yard and garden would no longer be big enough to live in, they'd migrate to forests and jungles. Also, the ones that tried to eat us would be easily found and killed and/or trapped, because of their large size. So, I'm totally up for twice as much oxygen if that's the only downside.
User avatar #11 - wymlan (08/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Why dont they put spiders in oxygen tanks and stuff like that in the name of science? Every red thumb I get is a grown man pissing himself in fear
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