Pizza and Orgasms. Yeah that happened. tastes Enid. Greasy, cheesy and slightly wrong on a good way? orgasms Pizza
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - rikter
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Greasy, cheesy and slightly wrong on a good way?
User avatar #18 to #2 - ndj
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and if it's bad, it's still good because it's Pizza/masturbation
User avatar #20 to #18 - rikter
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Might even be sex once the roofies kick in.
User avatar #3 to #2 - rikter
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In*
User avatar #29 to #2 - hor
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I like my pizza without cheese. Please don't kill me.
User avatar #36 to #29 - heartlessrobot
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I like my pizza without sauce.
#38 to #36 - hor
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To each his own, I guess. You sick ****.
User avatar #39 to #38 - heartlessrobot
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[small]I don't like tomato.[small That's not the worst part. I like anchovies on it too.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hor
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I don't even mind anchovies. Without sauce just sounds... Weird. But I guess that's what I sound like not liking cheese on it.
User avatar #208 to #36 - rikter
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God that avatar has a firm ass
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User avatar #30 to #29 - rikter
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That is your right. There is no shame in voicing your opinion.
User avatar #6 to #2 - Einsty
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And everyone loves it.
User avatar #7 to #6 - rikter
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Also, sometimes things get a bit weird and you can't look each other in the eye. Or pepperoni as it might be with the pizza.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Einsty
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Peperoni pizza is the edge of brilliance. It's pineapple that gets a bit weird. But that won't stop me from enjoying it.
User avatar #9 to #8 - rikter
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In all seriousness though. My favorite pizza is a deep dish pizza with bacon, blue cheese, and extra cheese.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Einsty
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You are a man of taste, I see.

I preffer thin dough, crunchy crust, crunchy or melted cheese - the more kinds the better, all with thin slices of peperoni salam distributed evenly.
But I also enjoy ham and fresh onion on my pizza.
User avatar #11 to #10 - rikter
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Jarlsberg cheese is weird, but good. I like my pizza very cheesy too.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Einsty
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Come to think of it what is a pizza without cheese?
User avatar #13 to #12 - rikter
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If you fold it in two it's a calzone
User avatar #14 to #13 - Einsty
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You have all the ideas, man. You are the pizza master, no ... the pizza sensei.

Damn I'm hungry now. See you later.
User avatar #32 - chuffberry
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i have never in my life enjoyed masturbation
#69 to #32 - lookathecomment
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Beta fag.

I masturbate 10 times a day.
#85 to #32 - mrswagman
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You forgot the sandpaper.
#162 to #32 - jakeattack
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Found the asexual
#49 to #32 - guanyu
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User avatar #55 to #32 - xXMAQXx
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let us asses this situation, male or female?
User avatar #57 to #55 - chuffberry
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female. i have an endocrine disorder. it makes me sad
User avatar #58 to #57 - xXMAQXx
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you best fix dat **** you missin out
User avatar #63 to #58 - chuffberry
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can't. i had to have a tumor removed, and it permanently damaged my pituitary gland, so i can't feel any sexual pleasure
#65 to #63 - sladee
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rest you poor soul
User avatar #64 to #63 - xXMAQXx
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just throwing it out there...




anal
#93 to #63 - clojol
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That moment when you realize your problems are nothing near this man.
I feel sad for you man i hope one day you be able to masturbate yourself or feel a sexual pleasure.
User avatar #75 to #63 - makotoitou
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Just get a big enough dildo to smash it.
#72 to #63 - slimeywaffles
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I don't know what to say
I don't know what to say
User avatar #33 to #32 - talkingbrickbrick
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Then you're doing it wrong.
User avatar #43 to #33 - sparkyoneonetwo
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not everyone likes sex and masturbation.
#59 to #43 - ShockedNazi
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User avatar #60 to #59 - sparkyoneonetwo
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once again Asexuality.
#61 to #60 - ShockedNazi
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id rather be black than asexual
User avatar #62 to #61 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I'd rather just stay being a what I am.
#67 to #62 - anon id: 948302dd
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***** arent you gay
User avatar #68 to #67 - sparkyoneonetwo
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very gay.
#87 to #68 - swordmasterralis
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Here, hold this. ( ͡º ʖ ͡º)
User avatar #88 to #87 - sparkyoneonetwo
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thanks but I"m not trying to gay anything up here just answering anons question
User avatar #89 to #88 - swordmasterralis
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oki
sorryboutdat
User avatar #90 to #89 - sparkyoneonetwo
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its totally cool no need to be sorry.
#45 to #43 - slone
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wut?
wut?
User avatar #47 to #45 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Asexuality.
#50 to #47 - slone
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oh
oh
#96 - thesinful
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Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's great. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's great. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
User avatar #161 to #96 - kenman
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And the best pizza is when you steal it from your friends.
User avatar #147 to #96 - addia
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And when I'm drunk, I'll pay for it.
User avatar #111 to #96 - giinthir
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When it's good. it's good. When it's Bad, it's bad. When it's great, you get stains all over your shirt.
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#16 to #15 - zebbyb [OP]
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At least 15 years or so
User avatar #26 to #15 - mistafishy
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Sorry, but I started as a baby and kept it up... didn't know what it was for years...
User avatar #92 to #15 - freakyorange
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Saw a video today (Was a dare) of a guy who hasn't done it for 38 years.
User avatar #56 to #15 - xXMAQXx
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yes
User avatar #34 to #15 - seymourg
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Most of America.

Because we're too fat to reach or see our genitals
User avatar #53 to #15 - willord
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14 yrs
User avatar #31 to #15 - kridane
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Hugh hefner probably hasnt fapped since the 60's
User avatar #21 to #15 - RefrainFromTouchin
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I went 12 years without fapping. But then I turned 12

Oh god I hope no one knows this reference and red thumbs me for stealing it, oh boy
#97 to #21 - Nickdowgg
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Sons Of Anarchy? Don't hurt me if I'm wrong.
Sons Of Anarchy? Don't hurt me if I'm wrong.
User avatar #107 to #97 - drfuzzynuts
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Do you have the source of that .gif, sir?
User avatar #108 to #107 - Nickdowgg
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Wii Music E3 2008 Gameplay Part 1 (HD) (Ravi)
User avatar #112 to #108 - drfuzzynuts
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oh god that is hilarious, thank you have a thumb
User avatar #23 to #15 - torkildsen
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is it possible to stop using that gay-ass picture?
#24 to #23 - CrimsonHazrad
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This image has expired
#25 to #24 - torkildsen
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User avatar #71 - IamEllis
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for the rest of your life you can only choose one. Have pizza, or the ability to masturbate, what do you choose?
User avatar #77 to #71 - mcderper
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Can I have sex with the pizza?
#86 to #71 - clojol
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Masturbate, because its free, and pizza its not the only good thing in this planet
#119 to #71 - pikininja
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#113 to #71 - giinthir
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You can't make me choose.
You can't make me choose.
User avatar #121 to #71 - zatchattack
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I would choose to keep pizza, because eventually we all will find someone who will lets us have sex with them. And if not, well, atleast I could have sex with pizza.
#73 to #71 - fahquoo
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User avatar #74 to #71 - makotoitou
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Suicide.
#158 to #74 - sidnineonefourtwo
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User avatar #35 - heartlessrobot
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Except I prefer the feel and taste of masturbation over the taste of pizza. Most likely because I have yet to have a pizza exactly the way I want it.
#27 - sparkyoneonetwo
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I read that as menstruation.... spent like 20 mins trying to figure this out...
#105 to #27 - archiferd
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Menstruation will never, EVER feel like that
Menstruation will never, EVER feel like that
User avatar #106 to #105 - sparkyoneonetwo
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that is why i was so confused.
User avatar #37 to #27 - stoicnick
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ha...
#42 to #37 - sparkyoneonetwo
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best comment ever
#103 - unchaned
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User avatar #76 - Wazzy
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But does masturbation taste like pizza feels?
User avatar #83 to #76 - pholmes
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Slimy and regrettable? Yeah, pretty much
User avatar #122 to #83 - zatchattack
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Slimy, yet satisfying? You mean?