fha. . FIT: Weird sex experiences we 22 retarted dating mangle T/ IO are going alright sshe' s quirky batten mat ass asecond date to her place pstart to go down
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FIT: Weird sex experiences
we 22
retarted dating mangle T/ IO
are going alright
sshe' s quirky batten
mat ass
asecond date
to her place
pstart to go down an her
me, wants to play doctor
coinky but okay
steel pressure around ass
shaking crazy bitch shoving plastic horses into my asshole
reaps my condition is "stable"
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Submitted: 08/04/2013
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User avatar #6 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/04/2013) [+] (29 replies)
Well he shouldn`t have been horsing around. His mane problem was dating her. And hoof does she think she is. I bet she asked him "why the long face".
#28 - luiselvergas ONLINE (08/04/2013) [+] (37 replies)
happaned to me today not sex but pretty akward   
>be at work at 						*******					   
>front counter just doing my thing    
>8.5/10 comes    
>red head, wearing a low cut shirt, bikini and yoga shorts    
>dem huge tits basically yelling to fly away from tiny bikini in huge cleavage Dat magnificent ass DAT blue eyes   
>boner achieved   
>being myself i tell her without giving a 						****					 ask her as soon as she is done ordering   
>write your number here   
>she turns as red as a group of Japanese infantrymen during a Banzai charge during the battle of Guadalcanal   
>turn to my right    
>her dad is right next to me staring at me   
>"it's 13.50" i say awkwardly    
Dad's face when
happaned to me today not sex but pretty akward
>be at work at *******
>front counter just doing my thing
>8.5/10 comes
>red head, wearing a low cut shirt, bikini and yoga shorts
>dem huge tits basically yelling to fly away from tiny bikini in huge cleavage Dat magnificent ass DAT blue eyes
>boner achieved
>being myself i tell her without giving a **** ask her as soon as she is done ordering
>write your number here
>she turns as red as a group of Japanese infantrymen during a Banzai charge during the battle of Guadalcanal
>turn to my right
>her dad is right next to me staring at me
>"it's 13.50" i say awkwardly
Dad's face when
#5 - themonkeyfish (08/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"stable" ... i see what you did there XD
User avatar #8 to #5 - drastronomy ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
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#27 - CargeLock (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#99 - Minnesota (08/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
-be with wife
-6/10, but pretty cool lady
-asks if she wants to try something different in bed
-somewhat nervous but go along with it
-she ties me up and blindfolds me
-starts licking me
-feelsgoodman.jpg
-leaves the room for a bit
-hear footsteps when she comes back
-sharp pain in gut
-scream like a bitch
-blindfold comes off
-Indonesian wife is gutting me with kitchen knife
-Says "I'm going to enjoy your flavor"
-nopenopenope.jpg
-I die from blood loss
-muscles and organs cut up and put in fridge
-I'm typing this as a ghost
-see tumblr post of her getting arrested in 2011
-find out which prison she is at
-haunt the **** out of her
-I have the last laugh now, bitch
-mfw if I still had a face
User avatar #2 - supniggs ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
She's a keeper
#75 - AquariusCyclone (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well that's certainly quirky butt fun
#55 - curtt (08/05/2013) [-]
I REALLY hope this story is true
I REALLY hope this story is true
#69 - seymourtets (08/05/2013) [-]
I don't care if that's fake, it's 						*******					 hilarious
I don't care if that's fake, it's ******* hilarious
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User avatar #3 to #1 - carnivoreapples (08/04/2013) [-]
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
#61 - puig (08/05/2013) [-]
**puig rolled a random image posted in comment #3190330 at Friendly ** MFW
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#119 - willindor ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
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#109 - ishotthedeputy (08/05/2013) [-]
And I was having a pleasant evening
User avatar #4 - friendlyanon (08/04/2013) [-]
"Quirky buttfun" indeed.
#107 - Classic (08/05/2013) [-]
mfw I read this
mfw I read this
#102 - illutvar (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
nope. im out.
#101 - mcquiston (08/05/2013) [-]
C'mon /b/ you can do better than that...
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