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Subway Stories PT 1

Enjoy the read!

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User avatar #34 - pivotmasterdm (08/04/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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User avatar #105 - pivotmasterdm (08/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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Thanks everybody for thumbing this to the front page!
User avatar #10 - minnten (08/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
3 sandwiches for 5 dollars?

Also if I could make a suggestion: If you can, make the text about 2 pixels less bloated next time. It's readable, but letters like the capital M's are borderline blocks. Thanks
#18 - bluemoonz (08/04/2013) [-]
Everything is good, but please change the text
#135 - manager (08/05/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This is how I know you've posted stories.

I'm beginning to regret my name.
User avatar #31 - joshlol (08/04/2013) [-]
Please take off bold font for the next one, I'm liking it though
User avatar #25 - shunkahawolf ONLINE (08/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
wait, who the **** tips at subway?
#175 - underporches (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This... this is just a typical day in any kind of retail.  Why did you think people would find this entertaining?
This... this is just a typical day in any kind of retail. Why did you think people would find this entertaining?
#63 - captiancook (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>No Tip
You work at a ******* fastfood joint and your paid a wage far above $2 an hour, you don't get a ******* tip.
#82 - Schmeckle (08/04/2013) [-]
You're supposed to tip at Subway? Oh man, now I feel like an asshole
#27 - rollontrolling ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
TFW these stories are coming back.
User avatar #23 - Gnome (08/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
no no no, try the drunk guy who walks into the store asks for a bigmac, you say sorry we are a subway sir, he goes right make me a meatball sub, don't give a **** what on it

get to end demands to know why his whopper is so long, tell him it is subway once again he swipoes card and leaves, my face 30 seconds later when the entire sub is thrown at a bat outside our store. He come backs in demands a refund cause it was defective... I laughed he complained, the manager laughed with me the next day when reading it
User avatar #179 - brettyoke (08/05/2013) [-]
No tip? Am I supposed to tip at subway?
#149 - orangepikmin (08/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
... You're supposed to tip Subway workers?
#141 - toastableduckling (08/05/2013) [-]
Tipping isn't needed at subway and 3 subs (Especially buffalo chicken) wouldn't add to "a little over 5 dollars".
Stop lying to us OP.
#126 - achselschweiss (08/05/2013) [-]
Jesus, I'm a retard. I thought you were talking about your job at the subway (as in underground public transport), and that a crazy woman tried to order a sandwich from the ticket counter.
Jesus, I'm a retard. I thought you were talking about your job at the subway (as in underground public transport), and that a crazy woman tried to order a sandwich from the ticket counter.
#119 - randomeperson (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
For some reason, I thought this would be a story about being in a Subway. (The Transportation type of Subway)
User avatar #176 - garnetandgold (08/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
funny how this story is about mary on your first day when your second post claims that you hadn't met her until your second week on the job. at least make up something funny if you're going to make **** up.
User avatar #177 to #176 - bdubnit (08/05/2013) [-]
I think he meant that he had not seen Mary since hist first day... If you read the second story you would realise that when he says "she remembers me". At least try not to be retarded when trying to talk **** over the internet.
#140 - kanbabrif (08/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think the light bulb is trying to summon the dark lord
#44 - gunslayer ONLINE (08/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is more beleivable than those Mcdonalds stories.
But still I don't it amusing.
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