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#2 - XThatGuy (08/04/2013) [-]
Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, you know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down. The last thing I heard, they sort of... robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, you see. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out shoes have 'soles'.
#46 to #2 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
10/dickbutt, would read again
#41 to #2 - jahnaids (08/04/2013) [-]
8 or9/10
would read again.

okay, I finished reading it again.
#28 to #2 - oceanfrank (08/04/2013) [-]
oscar winning material right here.
User avatar #24 to #2 - guiguito (08/04/2013) [-]
i prob don't got the refference but that was awsome in more than one level.
#22 to #2 - magikarpisgod (08/04/2013) [-]
You sir, have my thumb.
You sir, have my thumb.
#16 to #2 - exadoi (08/04/2013) [-]
Freakin' top work, read it his voice.
#14 to #2 - sirgrimrock (08/04/2013) [-]
Wait a minute....How did they Open the Car Door?
User avatar #49 to #14 - waterbottlemanboy (08/04/2013) [-]
They kicked in the window.
User avatar #13 to #2 - jasmineandpeter (08/04/2013) [-]
I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this
#11 to #2 - danilawleit (08/04/2013) [-]
You glorious bastard. Love Red Dwarf.
You glorious bastard. Love Red Dwarf.
#6 to #2 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
>sell shoes
>get them back
>???
>profit
User avatar #4 to #2 - RequieminMortis (08/04/2013) [-]
Is this an actual quote from Red Dwarf? Because I don't remember it.
User avatar #12 to #4 - thebigfudge (08/04/2013) [-]
It's a joke that lister tells either the cat or rimmer.
User avatar #10 to #4 - TheHutchie (08/04/2013) [-]
It does sound like it could be, but I don't remember it either.
#3 to #2 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
shut up
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