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#3 - jinix
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Two problems:    
   
1) It'll be loud as ****, and fuel the awkwardness of being silently judged in public   
   
2) Obviously power. I would love to see the expression a group of fake tan, obnoxious snap-back wearing bitches' faces as they're strolling around with their air dildo waving around in the rain before it just runs out of battery and their makeup just melts off..
Two problems:

1) It'll be loud as ****, and fuel the awkwardness of being silently judged in public

2) Obviously power. I would love to see the expression a group of fake tan, obnoxious snap-back wearing bitches' faces as they're strolling around with their air dildo waving around in the rain before it just runs out of battery and their makeup just melts off..
#52 to #3 - Dairycow
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(08/04/2013) [-]
"air dildo"
User avatar #7 to #3 - mcderper
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(08/04/2013) [-]
3) It would blow the rain onto anyone your walking past or standing with
User avatar #51 to #7 - honkan
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Well, normal umbrellas do that already.
User avatar #5 - bakinboy
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(08/04/2013) [-]
air umbrella- fixing problems that dont exist
#96 to #5 - presentdent
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Other than the plastic problem that it mentioned in the post... Seeing as it's reducing the amount of plastic that we would otherwise eventually throw away (none of the actual plastic 'umbrella shield part')
#11 - mrsugoiman **User deleted account**
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(08/04/2013) [-]
How long do you think before someone shoves this up their ass and dies?
User avatar #16 to #11 - dosburritos
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(08/04/2013) [-]
two kinds of people
User avatar #18 to #16 - bitchplzzz
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Just wondering


How do you typo "tumblr.com" with "funnyjunk.com"?
gb2 ********
#56 to #18 - mcmanybucks
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(08/04/2013) [-]
You know, a community that inspires me to make captions on their stupidty really should die down..unfortunately for me, reddit tends to run out of updates quite frequently..
User avatar #20 to #18 - articulate
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(08/04/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
There are some funny comic makers on tumblr.
User avatar #68 to #11 - IAmManbearpig
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(08/04/2013) [-]
depends how long it takes for me to get one
User avatar #42 to #11 - lolokoko **User deleted account**
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(08/04/2013) [-]
7 inches?
#67 - mishappp
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Eco-friendly! Just put new batteries in every day.
#92 to #67 - reddeadtroll
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Rechargeable? I guess that's not much better.
Rechargeable? I guess that's not much better.
#97 to #67 - presentdent
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Rechargeable, most likely, which is far more eco-friendly than repeatedly using batteries or creating more plastic umbrellas.
User avatar #100 to #97 - dedaluminus
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Hey
you
rechargeable devices still have batteries in them
that's why they're rechargeable.

And there's still nothing so eco-friendly as an umbrella made out of wood and waxed canvas, since wood, wax, and cotton/linen/flax are all recyclable, biodegradable, and renewable resources.
#108 to #100 - presentdent
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(08/04/2013) [-]
1. It's not multiple batteries. Hence, it's still not repeatedly using batteries.

2. Most umbrellas are made of plastic, not the materials you described.
User avatar #109 to #108 - dedaluminus
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Yeah. I'm saying both options, the regular plastic umbrella and the air umbrella, are both much less eco-friendly than what we were using in the 1800's.
#23 - joens
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't this mean either

A: It's running on electricity therefore is the opposite of eco-friendly?
B: We have infinite supply of free energy I'm not aware of?

Also it seems to me that a regular umbrella requires 20x less plastic for production.
User avatar #103 to #23 - ADeadlYLepricoN
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(08/04/2013) [-]
It's more than likely battery powered...so yeah it's just as bad
User avatar #47 to #23 - wanicochil
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Technically solar power and wind power, but we haven't really the technology to make it as efficient as fossil fuels
User avatar #57 to #47 - downhillGuy
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(08/04/2013) [-]
just so you no. It takes more energy to produce a solar panel than one can make in 15 ears (the life span)
User avatar #58 to #57 - wanicochil
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Yea I do know, but it's still technically infinite supply of power
#78 - anonymoose
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(08/04/2013) [-]
How is a product that obviously uses electricity more eco-friendly than one that doesn't need fuel?
#80 to #78 - austenlicky
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Because it really uses unrefined uranium ;D
User avatar #82 to #78 - wakami
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Loved the fact they said it was eco-friendly because it eliminated the use of a plastic bag when the damn thing is MADE of plastic.
User avatar #44 - berrabuz
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Yeah sure plastic won't be used anymore for umberellas but how about the batteries? those aren't exactly enviromental
User avatar #49 to #44 - solidsnales
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Does not use the primitive power of batteries
User avatar #53 to #49 - zedacedia
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(08/04/2013) [-]
maybe it's solar powered! wait...
User avatar #63 to #53 - cornflakeslover
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Solar cells can, in fact, store energy.
User avatar #66 to #63 - solidsnales
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Actually i meant it was powered by magic...
User avatar #45 - TomasArnar
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(08/04/2013) [-]
I can just imagine how loud that thing is

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#9 - gentlemanpyro
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(08/04/2013) [-]
Or just buy an umbrella like a normal person
User avatar #29 - wizadry
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(08/04/2013) [-]
i see one huge problem with this, if your standing near/next to someone with one of these. You're ****** you'd just get sprayed in the face the hole time and if you both have one you'd both be soaked