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    #16 - bummerdrummer
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    (08/03/2013)[-]
    am i the only one who doesnt jerk it in the shower? long showers are kind of suspicious and id much rather be siting or lying down
    #40 to #16 - anon id: 7545aa22
    Reply0
    (08/03/2013)[-]
    I only tried it once in the shower.

    I made the mistake of running the shower hot, and my jizz clumped like a cooked egg all over my hairs (sperm is largely protein so it makes sense)

    After that I never tried it again
    #41 to #40 - anon id: 3fe73339
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    (08/03/2013)[-]
    no, its because of the chlorine they put in water to kill bacteria. its chemical compound conjulates the sperm. thats why showers often get clotted up because of the mixture of pubic hair being stuck together with conjulated sperm.
    #44 to #41 - carnivorouswalnut
    Reply0
    (08/03/2013)[-]
    Coagulated? I think the word you want here is coagulated.
    User avatar#33 to #16 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply0
    (08/03/2013)[-]
    I agree on the part of sitting or lying down, but I take long showers anyway.
    #27 to #16 - kiboz
    Reply0
    (08/03/2013)[-]
    Sit on the edge of the tub and it can be suspicious all day, no one from your family is going to ask you if you've been jerking of, it's too awkward.
    #18 to #16 - themongoose
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    (08/03/2013)[-]
    You see in this world there's two kinds of people, bummerdrummer: bed guys and shower guys.   
   
Like you, I am a bed guy.
    You see in this world there's two kinds of people, bummerdrummer: bed guys and shower guys.

    Like you, I am a bed guy.

    #25 to #18 - bummerdrummer
    Reply0
    (08/03/2013)[-]
    to be honest, i think my desk chair has seen more action
    User avatar#28 to #25 - themongoose
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    (08/03/2013)[-]
    Well...bed is just an acceptable and common non-shower location. "Desk chair" works too.

    I hate whacking it in the shower. It's a miserable place.
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