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#16 - bummerdrummer (08/03/2013) [-]
am i the only one who doesnt jerk it in the shower? long showers are kind of ********** and id much rather be siting or lying down
#40 to #16 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
I only tried it once in the shower.

I made the mistake of running the shower hot, and my jizz clumped like a cooked egg all over my hairs (sperm is largely protein so it makes sense)

After that I never tried it again
#41 to #40 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
no, its because of the chlorine they put in water to kill bacteria. its chemical compound conjulates the sperm. thats why showers often get clotted up because of the mixture of pubic hair being stuck together with conjulated sperm.
User avatar #44 to #41 - carnivorouswalnut (08/03/2013) [-]
Coagulated? I think the word you want here is coagulated.
User avatar #33 to #16 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/03/2013) [-]
I agree on the part of sitting or lying down, but I take long showers anyway.
#27 to #16 - kiboz (08/03/2013) [-]
Sit on the edge of the tub and it can be ********** all day, no one from your family is going to ask you if you've been jerking of, it's too awkward.
#18 to #16 - themongoose (08/03/2013) [-]
You see in this world there's two kinds of people, bummerdrummer: bed guys and shower guys.   
   
Like you, I am a bed guy.
You see in this world there's two kinds of people, bummerdrummer: bed guys and shower guys.

Like you, I am a bed guy.

#25 to #18 - bummerdrummer (08/03/2013) [-]
to be honest, i think my desk chair has seen more action
User avatar #28 to #25 - themongoose (08/03/2013) [-]
Well...bed is just an acceptable and common non-shower location. "Desk chair" works too.

I hate whacking it in the shower. It's a miserable place.
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