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Help Me FJ. So this little here decided to try and my girlfriend, hook up with her, etc. and has been harassing her and I for a while now. As you can plainly se

So this little ** here decided to try and my girlfriend, hook up with her, etc. and has been harassing her and I for a while now. As you can plainly see, I haven't blocked out the number. Time for some hardcore revenge fj style. My bretherin, heed my call. Help me put this little asshole in his place.

Tags: help | call to arms | FJ | Revenge | girlfriend

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Submitted:	08/02/2013

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#2 - adolfsama **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

#24 to #2 - TheOriginalNerd (08/03/2013) [-]

op clearly never said he was waging war

he is pleading for help so it is up to us to decide

#3 to #2 - thatguyunderwear [OP](08/02/2013) [-]

Thats why I said "Help me". I never said anything about a personal army, if you don't wish to help that is completely up to you, don't have to be a dick about it.

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#4 to #3 - adolfsama **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

#7 to #4 - xxDanvelxx (08/02/2013) [-]

The internet is a dick, but what he is asking is for us to be a dick to this guy, so really, he is just giving us all a target to do what we enjoy the most, being dicks.

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#8 to #7 - adolfsama **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

#10 to #8 - xxDanvelxx (08/02/2013) [-]

I do feel a hint of sorry for him, I feel being a dick to the other dick would be more rewarding yet slightly less dickish

#11 to #10 - adolfsama **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

#12 to #11 - xxDanvelxx (08/02/2013) [-]

I think im dick enough to be a dick to dicks but I feel this dick got dicked so hard by this dick its only fair to be a dick-vigilante on that dick to dick his dick

#15 to #12 - nalapsi (08/02/2013) [-]

I know it's from 9gag but this suits the dick-vigilante bit rather well

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#16 to #15 - xxDanvelxx (08/02/2013) [-]

Seems like a perfect candidate for 9gag's mascot

#17 to #16 - nalapsi (08/02/2013) [-]

That it does

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#6 to #4 - princepeanut (08/02/2013) [-]

*almost everyone

#13 - wolfypolli (08/02/2013) [-]

>grow some balls
>beat the **** out of him
>stop complaining on the internet

#9 - teranin (08/02/2013) [-]

Step 1: Acquire Gun
Step 2: Say "he's coming right for me!"
Step 3: Can't simmer the zimmer

#19 - elfhame (08/02/2013) [-]

i think you just proved that dick heads point...sad to tell u this but we arent your personal army...go whip that dudes ass...or get beat up...at least if u stand up for yourself they cant call u a little bitch anymore

#38 - ohgodnotthebees (08/03/2013) [-]

Tell your girlfriend to sleep with him, and when he least expects, she silently slips on a strap-on and ***** him in the ass. He can't call rape if it's consensual. also because the system is ****** up but i'd rather not detail

#27 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]

grow half a dick and sort out your own ******* problems.

#25 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]

Break up with your girlfriend (or seriously confront her about it)
Stop talking to this guy, don't give him the satisfaction of your reply (this works, I've been on both sides of this conversation)
Lift
Confront the asshole
Problem solved

#21 - galgawine (08/02/2013) [-]

punch him

#40 - paradoxpoetic (08/03/2013) [-]

He calls you a little bitch so you run to the internet to solve your problem for you?
Little bitch.

#5 - princepeanut (08/02/2013) [-]

make fun of him for being stupid enough to tell lies
and if he keeps trying tell him your not beleiving it and his attempt is pathetic
turn the tables on him
it always worked with this one kid i used to hate a while ago

#44 - TwelveCharlie (08/06/2013) [-]

NYPA, if you're so tough, handle it yourself.

My GF gets hit on all the time, I think it's funny. The only person who's harassed her is her ex-husband, now that he's met me, he doesn't even talk to her if he can help it.

#43 - bannedfartoooften (08/03/2013) [-]

There's this thing called a gun store...

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#42 - rattman (08/03/2013) [-]

"You really don't know who you're ******* with". OP confirmed for being a little bitch.

#41 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]

OP, you are a faggot. deal with your own goddam problems and stop being a ******* pussy. Either kick the guy's ass or just pussy out and let him **** your girlfriend. Don't be a bitch and ask the internet to help you.

#36 - wymlan (08/03/2013) [-]

lets see who he is ******* with. IRL plz

#35 - iforgetwhattosay (08/03/2013) [-]

girlfriend seems like a bitch. do this

#34 - trailoftears (08/03/2013) [-]

Man the **** up and beat his ass or deal with it and dump her...

Preferrably both, actually.

don't throw empty threats at him and then cry for others to help you, you look like the french in the 40s...