Ninja story. . Gather around Wards, for a story about a young man' s quest to prove himself as a true ninja-. Acouple of years ago, two friends of mine (Call th Ninja story Gather around Wards for a about young man' s quest to prove himself as true ninja- Acouple of years ago two friends mine (Call th
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Gather around Wards, for a story about a young man' s quest to prove himself as a true ninja-.
Acouple of years ago, two friends of mine (Call them Nick and Alex) were chilling at school.
Beloth around IT/ ll
naturally turns to ninjas.
Pstart discussing who' d make the better ninja
wales quietly says he' d be an amazing ninja.
laughs derisively and says Alex would be a shit ninja because he' s a cunt.
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turns to something else.
inside, Alex is outraged. how dare Nick suggest he would not make a good ninja.
to prove himself
of months go past, and Nick is on holiday for a week.
knows where his spare house key is.
allons full ninja
Feinds the key and gets in to the house the day he knows Nickie coming back and hides behind the sofa.
hours pass. Alex does not know exactly when Nick will get back but his ninja patience stays strong and true. remains hidden behind the sofa-
l family arrive back, start putting luggage away etc, Alex bides his time.
and family settle down to watch some alter their long flight.
slowly rises behind Nick and whispers. ''I am the ultimate ninja".
Sentire family shits themselves and screams.
runs out the house and escapes. confident in his powers as a true ninja
still minfucked to this day.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - ompalomper
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(08/02/2013) [-]
sometimes /b/ just manages to do it right
#26 to #1 - lfunnymanl
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(08/03/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #5490621 at Furries ** everytime*
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #5490621 at Furries ** everytime*
#2 - sinkoran
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(08/02/2013) [-]
I want this to be true so much it hurts
I want this to be true so much it hurts
#3 - damnedprince
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(08/03/2013) [-]
This was a good post.

Pic related.
User avatar #34 to #3 - volleys
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Thats no true ninja, a real ninja is never seen.
User avatar #38 to #3 - nesquik
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(08/03/2013) [-]
The first thing I think when I see that picture is "someone did a **** job at making that transparent"
#9 - mattdoggy
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #15 to #9 - luiselvergas
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/03/2013) [-]
great show
User avatar #24 to #15 - anonibusii
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(08/03/2013) [-]
What show is that?
User avatar #28 to #24 - Mojake
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Generation Kill, I think.
#14 - darcandkharg
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(08/03/2013) [-]
<--  Dog ninja in training, even floats when it jumps.
<-- Dog ninja in training, even floats when it jumps.
User avatar #36 to #14 - sweetime
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(08/03/2013) [-]
its funny how the little **** reacts at the end "Wahhh"
User avatar #42 to #36 - brenton
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(08/03/2013) [-]
If 80 pounds of lab shoved your face into mud and snow out of nowhere when you were 6, you would cry too.
User avatar #44 to #42 - sweetime
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(08/03/2013) [-]
oh so is that you who got pounced? feel bad for ya
#31 - SpadeCascade
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(08/03/2013) [-]
>'Alex would be a **** ninja because he's a cunt'
#21 - randomeperson
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(08/03/2013) [-]
#35 - SuperJesus
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(08/03/2013) [-]
Alex the ultimate ninja.
Alex the ultimate ninja.
#8 - hydromatic
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(08/03/2013) [-]
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#27 - teckemeier
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(08/03/2013) [-]
Ninja done right
Ninja done right
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