Good Job, Dude. . E Jacob Com Brown Dwain drunk... E but to wheele vehicle i hit i gettit'. sorry. Tti' A fill MOMENTS LATER Jacob , Oregon Teen, Posts Facebook
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Good Job, Dude

E Jacob Com Brown
Dwain drunk... E but to wheele
vehicle i hit i gettit'. sorry. Tti'
A fill
MOMENTS LATER
Jacob , Oregon Teen,
Posts Facebook Status About Drunk
Driving, Gets Arrested
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Submitted: 08/02/2013
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#3 - fukkendragonite (08/02/2013) [+] (19 replies)
****					 this guy. Hate drunk-drivers. Pathetic
**** this guy. Hate drunk-drivers. Pathetic
User avatar #65 - pepemex (08/03/2013) [+] (48 replies)
If you get hit by a drunk driver it's your fault and no one else's. Learn to predict other people's movements.
#78 to #65 - psychfouronenine (08/03/2013) [-]
>Learn to predict a drunk person's movements

Dude, what.
User avatar #11 - redvus (08/02/2013) [+] (33 replies)
7ft tall teen? Damn. this doesn't look shopped at all.
User avatar #13 to #11 - megumimaaka (08/02/2013) [-]
He's 5'10"
User avatar #46 - daghost (08/02/2013) [-]
I used to live in the same town as him. Went to highschool together. He was a ******* moron.
#164 - mrmeatman **User deleted account** (08/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My grandpa was killed by a drunk driver. Ever since that day, I have vowed eternal hatred for drunk drivers. MFW this little 						****					.
My grandpa was killed by a drunk driver. Ever since that day, I have vowed eternal hatred for drunk drivers. MFW this little **** .
#69 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I'm not condoning what he did, but it just goes to show how big brother is watching you.

User avatar #82 to #69 - psychosamm (08/03/2013) [-]
i think its more like on of his friends called the police on his dumbass
#135 - icametocomment (08/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Some days I think the Eugenics Movement was a good idea.
#31 - wardylocks (08/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
pic related, had this ******* asshat on my timeline a few months ago
#53 - iFail (08/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have no real sympathy for drunk drivers who end up killing themselves when they wrap their car around a streetlight. I usually take slight joy in the fact they didn't kill any innocent passers-by. Of course, I'm happier to see them avoid too much harm, but should they die, then I am neither happy nor saddened by the news.

Really annoyed me when people talked about Ryan Dunn's death and still called him a legend. What if he'd came off the road whilst someone was standing at the side and killed them? Would he still be praised as a hero just because he stuck a toy car up his ass a few years prior to his death?
#148 - dragondust (08/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #68 - cocainecowboy (08/03/2013) [-]
Natural selection at it's finest.
if only he died instead.
User avatar #142 - fyaq (08/03/2013) [-]
"local retard taken off the streets, parents rejoice"
#106 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Freedom of speech? What's that?
#114 to #106 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
1) That's not freedom of speech, that's admitting, on a public website, to a crime.
2) The 1st amendment covers you as long as you do not cause panic or public distress. For example, you cannot yell "Fire!" in a theater.
User avatar #20 - KayRed (08/02/2013) [+] (11 replies)
There are two people who I hate in this world, people who spell "Ketchup" as "Catsup", and drunk drivers.
#230 - naarka (08/03/2013) [-]
Just because you don't give 2 ***** about messing up your own life don't risk someone else's.
#45 - Nightelfbane (08/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Dear Jacob Cox:
Get the **** out of my state you worthless piece of ****
I hope you get hit by a drunk driver and is paralyzed from the neck down

AFTER you get the **** out of my beloved Oregonia.
User avatar #1 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (08/02/2013) [-]
He had it coming,
User avatar #206 - legamethatyoulost (08/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Oregon mentioned on Funnyjunk

Oregonians swell with shame
#211 to #208 - legamethatyoulost (08/03/2013) [-]
thanks, I... I guess.
#27 - crazyeyedbioll (08/02/2013) [-]
I believe this is why it's good retards post statuses about drinking and driving, smoking and doing drugs, all of that so they can be arrested. Everyone wins!
User avatar #25 - xzynth (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
technically he have not confessed any crimes with that status as Drivin strictly sin't a word in the english language. Call ********
User avatar #51 to #25 - sanguinesolitude (08/02/2013) [-]
i think it would pass in a court of law, especially since they only need probably cause to go investigate, where they will see his car was in a hit and run accident.
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